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These Crispy Planet Fitness Skags Who Assaulted A Customer On Video For Trying To Get A Refund Are So Weymouth It Hurts

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So this video from a Weymouth Planet Fitness has been making the rounds, and it’s gotten over 1,400 shares and 125,000 views!!

Damn. So much for judgement free zone. Guess their new business logo is, “Planet Fitness – no meatheads, no refunds, no cunts.”

Look, I’m 100% pro-Planet Fitness. It’s the greatest business model for a gym ever created. How can you beat $10 a month when everyone else is charging $40? I’m not trying to become a supermodel, I’m just trying to avoid becoming a fupamodel. I don’t need anything special except for some cardio and maybe some free pizza one in a while. It’s the Walmart of gyms, which makes sense because 90% of the clientele is dressed like they’re shopping at Walmart. And 99% of the people who work at Planet Fitness are Chick Fil-A level nice, and almost all of them are under the age of 30.

Except for the one in Weymouth apparently. Because…..Weymouth. This is what have a nice day looks like in Weymouth:

Their afternoon crew looked like a Neapolitan ice cream cake.

Clearly strawberry Sanchez is thrilled about coming to work every day and enjoys working with these crispy hags.

Granted, we don’t have the whole film. This is a pet peeve of mine. It happened with the Starbucks video in Philadelphia. Until I see the entire thing that lead up to it I can’t have a completed opinion on this. We don’t hear her get called a cunt. We don’t know what she said to them beforehand. We don’t know how long she was haggling them about a refund. We don’t know if she was actually calling them cunts. Not that I’m accusing her of that, we just don’t know the events that precipitated this encounter because the video only shows one side of the story.

But at the same time, what else do you need to see? I’m trying to think of a reason in which it’s acceptable for the crusty broads behind the counter to swing a clipboard at her:

Pretty sure that’s not in the training video they make you watch before giving you the purple shirt of honor.

And then transgender Kevin Bacon comes out to literally push her until she leaves:

Yea, that’s just not defensible. Which is why she’s already been fired. Even the Planet Fitness Union couldn’t save her ass.

There’s literally nothing that can explain that. If you have a customer who won’t leave and is being a cuntalope, just call the cops. Let them take care of it. Just make sure she’s white first. It’s your job as a Planet Fitness employee to clean grundle juices off of the ellipticals. You are not trained to be bouncers so don’t act like one.

Some people have sent us some messages about this incident saying the girl who’s haggling is a pain in the ass SJW, but I just don’t see it from looking at her page. Sure, she’s liberal, but that’s OK. I’m kind of liberal. It’s OK to be liberal, just don’t go full WOKE SJW and you’re alright in my book.

I do think she’s insane to pay any more than $10 a month to go to Planet Fitness, and that it’s always a good idea to read contracts before signing them. But that doesn’t mean she’s in the wrong here. It’s kind of impossible for her to be in the wrong since she was actually physically assaulted on video.

Anyway, if Alexandra Gray wants to tell the whole story on Turtleboy Live tomorrow she’s welcomed to join us. Just email turtleboysports@gmail.com or hit us up on one of our Facebook pages and we can make it happen.

20 Comment(s)
  • BRIAN ALBRECHT
    April 22, 2018 at 4:53 am

    I actually know the girl who was assaulted. I’t would be a real shame if someone threw something threw there windows, a real shame. I hope no one does that. FOR REAL FUCK PLANET FITNESS and fuck Bret Killoran. They both suck, total pussys. If I run into one of those hoes in the video, I might assault them. DONT HIT WOMAN IN MY FUCKING CITY;. SOUTH SHORE TURTLE GIRL WHERE YOU AT?

    • Linda
      April 22, 2018 at 10:59 am

      THROUGH the window. Dumbass.

      • Chuck Johnsen
        April 22, 2018 at 2:28 pm

        is this Lynda LaPoon??? love your work….wait,, you don’t work. but I bet garry likes your chicken flavored vajajay! hit me up…

    • bret
      April 22, 2018 at 2:33 pm

      don’t yo mama work at planet fitness???? because she got no problem fitness dick in her mouth!

  • Dick Pole
    April 21, 2018 at 8:29 am

    Only losers take video with their phone.

    Read the fine print before joining a gym simple.

  • T-Rev.
    April 21, 2018 at 4:08 am

    I’d still roughly dull the turdcutter of that clipboard lady.
    At least twice.
    Then leave her smelling like Newports, colonic residue and dirty, dirty shame.
    There’s a few of you out there that would slake your thirst with at least one of her orifices.

  • No liberals have ruined our country
    April 20, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    “It’s okay to be a liberal”

    No it isn’t…..if you believe that then I can’t read anything you write again

    • seeya
      April 21, 2018 at 3:18 pm

      bye

  • NR
    April 20, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    Looks like Bruce Jenner’s doppelgänger.

  • Matt
    April 20, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    I use to go to this one when I lived in some shitty ass apartments down the street. This place always smelled like sweat and if you look up was dusty as fuck. The people working were always just hanging out behind the dek

  • TJB
    TJB
    April 20, 2018 at 6:49 pm

    The hoe that assaulted the customer looks like she just put down the pipe. Its not healthy to be 6′ tall and weigh 100 lb.

  • Stunt Penis
    April 20, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Gyms like “Planet Fitness” are nothing but glorified pickup joints.

  • John P
    April 20, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    Chris, your a faggot either way.

  • Only $10 a month for these dirty ass hoes
    April 20, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    These old hags look like they reek of cigarettes,coffee and mothballs.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    April 20, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    Planet Fitness sucks. Last time I went into the White City PF, they didn’t even have a regular bench (smith machine only)and dumbbells only up to 75lbs. How anyone serious gets an actual workout confounds me.

    When I cancelled my membership it was like pulling teeth. Fortunately I cancelled my credit card around the same time, so GFY.

    • 80lb Dumbells
      April 20, 2018 at 3:50 pm

      Hardooooo

      • ChrisInShrewsbury
        ChrisInShrewsbury
        April 20, 2018 at 4:15 pm

        LOL. If anything I wrote sounds hardo, you obviously don’t work out. Now if I said something like “I need barbells that don’t bend with 495 on them” or “where the hell are the 135 lb dumbbells?” Then yeah, that would be hardo.

        • Dashing Fella
          April 20, 2018 at 5:49 pm

          I woofed your girl in the ass while you were at the gym. I think I’ll make a habit out if it.

          • Dashing Fella
            April 20, 2018 at 5:55 pm

            Seriously, ask her. Say “Bitch, who woofed you in the ass while I was at the gym?” and she’s gonna say “It was Chino from Worcester. I did it because your nuts are tiny from all the ‘roids you do. Chino is hung like a coffee can and has balls the size of baseballs. I’m gonna walk crooked for a week. You can’t compete with that, you fuckin’ juicehead eunuch.” Then you’ll break all your stuff and cry. The End.

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