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This Chud Dumpling Skinny Jeaned Panhandler Who Brings A Woman And Child With Him To Get More Pity Cash Can Eat My Choad 

This Chud Dumpling Skinny Jeaned Panhandler Who Brings A Woman And Child With Him To Get More Pity Cash Can Eat My Choad

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I think we can all agree that panhandlers are funny to laugh at. They know it, we know it, everyone knows it. But you cross a line when you do this outside of the Worcester Walmart on Rt. 146:

Fuck this chud dumpling and his skinny jeans. That’s not very funny at all.

Newsflash – you don’t bring your kids panhandling. That’s rule #1 in the panhandlers code. It’s like using steroids in baseball. Anyone can just rent a couple kids, set up shop like this, and rake in all the pity cash. If I’m a panhandler in Worcester and I see this, I’m pissed. Those guys try their best to get all fucked up, go weeks without showering, and make up lies about serving in Nam on their cardboard sign.

Then all of a sudden cheddartits shows up in his skinny jeans, looking fresh as a daisy, but he’s got his secret weapon with him – his girlfriend and a child in a stroller. He probably made her hold the sign too.

Oh, and fuck his sign while we’re at it. Nothing worse than someone who doesn’t go to church but references Jesus to try to guilt catholics into not being hypocrites.

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13 Comment(s)
  • Abingtonbitch
    September 20, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    They are at Abington Wal-Mart today. Same sign, same skinny jeans, same babies.

  • Kerri Bishop
    hahahaohreally
    September 16, 2017 at 3:22 am

    They were in front of the Bellingham Walmart last week, so they have plenty of money for gas. And there are TWO kids with them, an infant and the little girl (that’s a double stroller) it was hot as balls out when they were just chilling in the sun when I saw them.

  • Anthony
    September 15, 2017 at 10:57 pm

    You’re right about leaving kids out of the money begging. I travel a few times a year around the country. I’ve hardly ever seen the children involved like this, even in the major cities. Also, Wally World here has the worst security going. Little or none on the outside, people sleeping in cars in the back of the parking lot too. Wonder how much the dynamic duo are pulling in a month of gov assistance. Some even work too, such a scam.

  • RatchetHuntress
    Pissed
    September 15, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    Fyi if you find out their names you can report to dcf and they will take the child.

  • John Barker
    johnnyb
    September 15, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    Oh Yeah?..I’ll bring my 95 year old granny, who has Alzheimer’s, one eye and in a wheelchair. Just see in Granny doesn’t “Make it Rain”!!!

  • wormtownspawn
    September 15, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    guilting catholics ??
    hilarious
    that’s what the entire scam from Rome is all about

    • Tippy
      September 15, 2017 at 11:54 pm

      Wormtown? Umm, I think you’re looking for the heathens at womag. Worm town…….lol

      • wormtownspawn
        September 16, 2017 at 7:17 am

        wormtown
        has been Worcester’s nick name since the 1950s spanky.
        so i am just saying i’m from Worcester.
        like wormtown brewery

  • Lee
    September 15, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    We had one family in NK RI last week- 1 infant 4 toddlers woman and a nicely dressed man – every time they were given money they made the kid get down a pray to say ty I was pissed – I could never imagine subjecting my kids to anything like this because it not their fault we messed up I called PD because I was so mad – they said they were on it because they had gotten so many calls

  • Handout
    September 15, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    Jesus saves doncha’know. Lemme hold a dollar

  • Jesus soto Sanchez
    September 15, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    Turtle boy you let me down you can roast better than this. For god sakes at least find their facebook

  • Maggie the Cat
    September 15, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    I guess his part-time job as a professional protester doesn’t pay enough.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      September 17, 2017 at 5:27 am

      George Soros bailed on paying these idiots when Hillary lost.

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