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This Pickup Truck On Park Ave Is The Most Worcester Thing We’ve Ever Seen

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Saw someone post this on the Facebook machine today:

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Because, why make multiple trips in your beat up Chevy pickup if you can do it all at once? So many questions here. How is all that shit staying on his truck? Why would anyone want to hold onto a clearly warped and dilapidated boxspring? Is there an elephant underneath the mattress? How many illegal immigrants can you fit in that thing?? Where in Spencer is this truck headed?

The best part is he’s driving right by a hoodrat skating rink, a new chain fried chicken restaurant, and a Japanese restaurant that is about to be replaced with yet ANOTHER Dunkin Donuts. This picture is the ultimate metaphor for Worcester.

 

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15 Comment(s)
  • Fiesty's nitemare
    November 1, 2016 at 9:07 pm

    Looks like fiesty’s on the move, to her fake law office.

    • BobnMic
      November 2, 2016 at 12:15 pm

      I love you so much right now…

  • Justice
    November 1, 2016 at 7:09 pm

    Come and listen to a story bout a man named Fred
    Poor city dweller, barely kept his family fed
    Then one day he was playin’ some Mass Cash…
    Now the Som’ bitch has money out his ass.
    Cash…that is….Greenback….Worcester Cheddar…

    Well, the next thing you know, ol’ Fred’s a millionaire…
    Panhandlers said, “Fred, move away from here.
    They said, Leicester, MA is the place you ought to beeeeee…
    So he loaded up the truck and moved to Cherry Valley.

    Deadhorse Hill that is….Drive in movie….Walmart….

  • No Pants Bob
    November 1, 2016 at 6:44 am

    Spencer? Nah, too high class. They’re moving to Colrain.

  • TurtleBook
    October 31, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    Popeyes is fuckin’ delicious. Leave them out of this.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    October 31, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    Looks like something in Dhaka, Bangladesh.

    • Alcohol Enthusiast
      November 1, 2016 at 1:38 pm

      If it were Dhaka, there would be 3 kids clinging to the top too….

  • Marcellus Spivey
    October 31, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    10 bucks says they were going to illegally dump it. Seems like every other street in the city has mattresses and box springs strewn about.

    • Lightning bug
      October 31, 2016 at 3:44 pm

      Yup. Heading to the nearest Clothes and Shoes bin, then will stack it right next to the bin.
      Although, in Worcester this is some pretty good stuff.

    • NFL
      November 1, 2016 at 9:02 pm

      Yeah heading to old price chopper on mill street

  • Just a thought
    October 31, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    Ok enough. I love your articles but this Spencer stuff has to stop. I encourage you to explore this town and not just drive down Main St. & the few roads off of it. I agree that area is something to be talked about and I am embarrassed to even look at it but drive further through. Gorgeous farmland, beautiful houses and quiet neighborhoods. My neighborhood is beautiful with lots of well respectful kids playing in their yards. It really is to bad that you don’t explore more. You see the bad stuff and automatically think it is the whole town.
    People say Worcester is a shithole and yes, some of it is but it also has absolutely beautiful areas. You seem to just look for the bad stuff and honestly that is a sad way to live.

    • Reddog
      October 31, 2016 at 4:37 pm

      Yea,what just a thought said.
      That truck looks like something out of a third world country.

    • Ryan
      October 31, 2016 at 6:46 pm

      Where’s the fun in pointing out nice things?

  • Brian Northboro
    October 31, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    Probably off to the Scrap Metal dealer…there’s got to be some metal in there somewhere…

  • Duke Westwood
    October 31, 2016 at 2:10 pm

    The answer is Pleasant St. Pleasant St Spencer… Where it’s anything but pleasant. Conveniently located directly across from Whitco… Where you can get a washer/dryer combo and a bike for the kids…

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