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This Video Of Some Bike Life Hoodbooger Smashing Into A Parked Car On Boylston Street While Doing Wheelies Is So Satisfying

 

So called “bike life” maggots are some of the worst society has to offer. They’re a bunch of urban hoodrats who just figured out that dirt bikes are fun, except instead of riding them on trails in the middle of nowhere they terrorize city streets by doing tricks, ignoring traffic signals, and taking over public roadways. That’s why this video from Boylston Street in Boston yesterday was so satisfying.

That poor car. Hope its OK.

If you’re gonna be a hardo like this you should probably learn how to balance your bike first. Things were OK while he was doing the wheelie.

But it was getting the wheel down part that proved too difficult.

This was the point where he realized that he was probably about to die.

To his credit he got right back up, got on his bike, and left the scene of the crime.

But God willing he broke a couple bones and is suffering from internal bleeding. I wish him nothing but the worst, and I thank him for that very satisfying entertainment on a Tuesday.

 

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16 Comment(s)
  • suck2bu
    June 21, 2021 at 3:45 am

    508 bike life isnt about riding dirtbikes, its about riding pedal bikes you wouldve known that if you live in worcester but youre another townie that loves the idea of worcester but shits on it all the time because youre to afraid of the actual people here. Oh and everyone here knowns youre a sex offender

  • Jon Tudor
    June 17, 2021 at 10:54 pm

    He owns a motorcycle? Next you’re going to tell me he has a pair of snow skis at home.

  • Joe Blow
    June 17, 2021 at 12:38 pm

    Where are the cops? This ape is helmet-less on an unregistered bike, zero chance he has insurance. If he was white he’d be arrested faster than you can say “I can’t breathe”.

  • Victory Lane
    June 17, 2021 at 8:26 am

    Too bad the car he hit was just parked instead of being oncoming traffic…

  • whatthefuc
    June 17, 2021 at 12:50 am

    I hate every one of these stupid oppressed black motherfuckers.

  • Dr Wu
    June 16, 2021 at 9:39 am

    And, of course, he bought the bike with his own money he earned on his paper route.

  • Captain Trips
    June 15, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    What would be deeply satisfying would be to not have any cameras anywhere, put some diamond plated i beams welded to the front and rear of an F 250, see them doing wheelies in a deserted area, and give them their last rites with the i beam at 60 MPH head on.

    Adios Jose!

  • Connie Swail
    June 15, 2021 at 9:07 pm

    poor little colored boy

    • Richard Scratcher
      June 17, 2021 at 4:55 pm

      hope he dies from his injuries.

      Is it true that Hunter Biden has now digitally penetrated “Heels Up” Harris the slut?

  • P Disguisee
    June 15, 2021 at 7:13 pm

    No helmet….no problem

  • whatevuh
    June 15, 2021 at 7:04 pm

    and they wonder why we all hate them?

  • TheBigOldDog
    June 15, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    If he was then run over by one of his own gang members, taking them both out, it would have been the perfect video with a happy ending. There’s always tomorrow!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    June 15, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    There should be 0 repercussions for purposely injuring or killing anyone riding a dirt bike on a public road.
    A small reward should also be given if the dead or injured were riding a stolen bike or hispanic

    • Haverhill Landlord
      June 15, 2021 at 9:46 pm

      ” riding a stolen bike or hispanic ”

      To be fair, ST, when I see one of those conditions I automatically assume the other is also true.

  • SMH
    June 15, 2021 at 2:42 pm

    Would be more satisfying if a high Ukrainian driving a flatbed took out the whole group of them since police just let them terrorize everyone on streets, sidewalks, and parks.

  • Boston Irish
    June 15, 2021 at 2:20 pm

    Too bad he wasn’t killed

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