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Here’s a post that’s been making the rounds on Facebook (it’s been shared more than 3,500 times and has thousands of comments) from a Grafton High School freshman who is alleging that she’s been bullied:

This is all it takes to go viral these days – an unconfirmed anecdote from a 14 year old about bullying. There is absolutely no evidence that any of this happened. I’m not saying it didn’t and it’s certainly possible, but all we see here are nine words written on…….something. She doesn’t say where she found it, but I’m going to assume it’s a bathroom stall, because that’s usually where cunty girls leave cunty messages like this.

Alright, first of all, this girl is not the first to be bullied in high school. It sucks that kids get bullied, but no matter how many anti-bullying laws are passed, and how many assemblies schools have about them, it will never, ever end. It’s basic human nature. High school girls have been calling each other sluts since the beginning of time and they will never stop. And saying someone “needs to die” is not a threat. It’s words written on a bathroom stall. If she had not seen these words she would not even know they existed.

Secondly, we also don’t know this girl. I’m not saying she wrote this herself, but there’s about as much evidence that she wrote it herself as there is evidence that someone else did.

Thirdly, she’s been getting bullied for a month and the school has done nothing? They don’t believe you? Bullshit. If she went to administration with this they would do what they could to find out who did it. If they actually did say that and they don’t believe this girl then it’s likely because there’s evidence she’s not sharing with us that suggests she wrote it herself.

Fourthly, what is the school supposed to do? So you found these mean words written about you. Do you have any idea who did it? If so then tell the principal. The best they can do is then question the other girls, who will of course deny it, and then we’re right back where we started. Administrators and teachers do not have magical powers to see handwriting and immediately know who it belongs to.

Fifthly, the way this is written is a red flag. It’s filled with meaningless, attention seeking buzzwords like, “bullying needs to stop.” Yea, no shit. That would be great. But anyone who actually understands how high school girls work knows that’s not possible. It also says the school is “covering their asses.” What kind of 14 year old says something like that? One whose being told that by her parents of course.

Sixthly, speaking of parents, what kind of parents tell their kid to post about it on Facebook instead of following the proper channels? If you’ve already gone to administration and they’ve determined that nothing can be done because they can’t prove who did it, then at the very least they can keep an eye out and make sure your daughter is safe. Instead they went this route because getting Facebook likes is how people think they’re making a difference in 2018.

Nevertheless the post had its intended effect – it got tons of shares and thousands of dumb people shared their dumb thoughts on it. Let’s check out some of the highlights….

No, you should not go to the Grafton Police with this. I know Grafton isn’t exactly the Bronx, but the cops should be investigating actual crimes instead of standard high school mean girl bullshit.

Hey Laurie, I got bad news for you – Dianne Williamson retired six months ago. Had she not she’d probably have no interest in this story since she devoted the last two years of her failing career drinking way too much pinot grigio and shaming tow truck drivers, while letting Trump live in her brain rent free.

So many posts like this:

Oh snap, I wish I thought of that!! The schools should just “FIX IT NOW.” Because it’s that easy. They should just “stop this bullying.” Thank God Facebook exists so we can read enlightened commentary like this.

And this:

Sorry lady, but this girl is white and not a pedophile. The ACLU has no use for her. Also, free speech is a civil right that the ACLU used to go to bat for, so they’d probably support the right to call another person a slut.

Some people asked for an actual law that was violated here. This is what fam and friends came up with:

A link to “stopbullying.gov.” This is what we’re dealing here. These people have no idea what an actual law is. Here’s the closest law that this could be considered:

Criminal harassment requires three documented incidents of harassment. I see zero here. If she could prove that a specific individual wrote this and sent it to her, it would be one.

But, but, but……

Stop the fight!! She had to block someone on Facebook!! How will she ever survive? I’ve literally never had to block anyone before!! This is a serious cyber crime!!

LOUD NOISES!!!!

Then Mom chimed in…..

“They have told us its being investigated.”

That’s all I needed to hear. The school is doing their job, and following the requirements that a recent anti-bullying law that the state legislature passed mandates they do. In the mean time you tell your 14 year old that what these bitchy girls say doesn’t matter, and to go about her business.

She also criticizes the school for telling her that if she uses this as an excuse to keep her daughter from coming to school they will do their job and report them to the police for truancy.

Then there’s this:

Oh look, she pulled her older daughter out of the same high school to do an online school instead. Kind of like Maude the Fraud. Maybe, just MAYBE this is a pattern that tells us something about Mom, rather than the school.

More brilliant comments:

Yea Michelle, it’s the teacher’s fault that high school girls are cunty. Strong point.

Another former student chimed in with another unconfirmed anecdote:

Yea, that never happened. Grafton High School is a palace. There’s a 0.0% chance a janitor saw this written on the bathroom stall door and said, “fuck it, I’m not cleaning that.”

The District Attorney? You think this is what the DA’s office prosecutes? Who should they prosecute? Who should a lawyer sue here? And for what? These people love to just post the first thing that goes through their mind while in between episodes of 90 Day Fiance.

Audrey is on the case:

Yea girl, you need to go the cops and get a restraining order. Because that’s how restraining orders work. You find words in the bathroom and – BOOM – RO granted. Then the girl, who you don’t have any evidence did this, will not be able to attend the same school as you because shel’ll have a RO. Oh, and get those After David’s ready, you’ll need them for the felony charge.

“We should all stand together and do something to put an end to this. Bullying is completely unacceptable and something should be done about it.”

Say something more meaningless and generic than that. You can’t.

Oh, and the fact that Grafton was one of what she claims to be multiple high schools she attended, I have a pretty good idea of what we’re dealing with here.

That and this:

Nuff said.

This woman brought up something truly disgusting:

First of all, the fact that your son got a three day suspension from Leicester Middle School and you’re sitting here blaming the school tells me everything I need to know about your parenting skills Carrie. Secondly, for anyone to try to compare this to the AWFUL tragedy last year when a Grafton girl attending Blackstone Valley Tech committed suicide by jumping off an overpass, is disgusting. That girl comes from an amazing family, and her poor parents had no idea that she was in such need of help. She didn’t kill herself because some girl wrote something mean about her on the bathroom stall. She put so much pressure on herself with school, felt inadequate, and kept her feelings in her diary. It had NOTHING to do with bullying, and for anyone to invoke her name in this trash heap is as low as you get.

Grandma and Hardo Hughes took a different route:

HARDO ALERT!!! If you need someone to throat punch a 14 year old girl, call up Chris Hughes. He don’t play!!

And finally this:

“Millbury High School won’t do anything either if you get bullied.”

Blah, blah, blah. Shut up. I simply do not believe anyone who makes this claim without evidence. Especially if they follow it up with this:

“I’m a former student and I was sexually harassed, they needed ‘proof’ that this kid was touching me in placed I did not want him touching me.”

Oh, you mean like, due process? That’s fucked up. We should live in a society where people can baselessly levy accusations at others and have them punished with no evidence. This seems to be something that half the country has embraced after the Kavanaugh hearings.

The bottom line is there’s no proof any of this happened, bullying is an unfortunate reality that isn’t going anywhere, and the best thing you can do if you’re bullied is stand up to them, document everything, and don’t let them stop you from doing what you’re going to school for – getting an education. Whatever you do, don’t post on Facebook about it so idiots like this can share their breadth of knowledge and advice with you.