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Is there anywhere in this country where a white chick can go without being kidnapped, assaulted, or sold into sex slavery? Asking for a friend.
So let me get this straight. This tinkle tornado was trying to take a whiz in the Stop n Shop women’s room, where she assumed she was alone. She used her foot (that’s normal) to put the toilet seat down (which for some reason was up in the women’s room), and this angered another woman in the bathroom who had a child, who she somehow did not notice at first. The woman, who may or may not also be a sex trafficker, then went full SWAT team on the shitter door and dragged the tinkle tornado out by her hair mid-pee and proceeded to punch her so hard it broke her leg. Of course the lazy Dedham cops are now blaming the victim after the crazy lady beat her to the punch (no pun intended) and gave the cops the exact same story the tinkle tornado just gave WCVB. They’re also refusing to call DCF, despite the fact that crazy lady mom did this all in front of her child. Consequently the victim can’t take care of her own daughter, won’t be able to graduate from UMass, and missed a job interview for a HR position.
And her proof that all this happened? This picture:
Which appears to be a Jane Doe’s sock pointing upward at a paneled ceiling. Presumably during the beating, or shortly thereafter, she grabbed her cell phone out of her pocket (even though she was pantsless at the time) and was able to take this damning photographic evidence. She didn’t take a picture of the woman, or her broken leg, but I still believe her yo!!
Clams with tittooes never lie. Everyone knows that.
The post was shared some 80 times but appears to be gone now. Nevertheless, it temporarily existed on the Internet which according to science means it’s 100% true.
Obviously the next step was the GoFundMe.
Even though she didn’t mention having a job prior to this incident, and she claims she’s enrolled in classes at UMass, she can’t work at this imaginary job for 6-8 weeks. And don’t you dare speculate as to how someone could break their leg in a bathroom fight. That kind of stuff happens all the time!!
Yea Doris, your post makes no sense. Tinkle tornado’s post makes TONS of sense. Plus, she commented on WCVB’s Facebook page, which means there’s no way possible she could be lying. Here’s a picture of her broken let to prove it, because the only way her leg could’ve been broken is by getting into Stop n Shop shitter beef with a rabid cheesehog. Just shut up and give her $1,500 for “justice.” That’s all justice costs in America. $1,500.