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Tittooselah And Grandma Interwebz Start GoFundMe For Springfield Woman Who Filmed Kidnapping Suspect Except They Don’t Know Her And Never Asked 

 

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After last night’s story about the kidnapping of the 11 year old girl in Springfield blew up the Internet a friend said to me today, “how long until someone makes a fake GoFundMe to try to profit off of it?” The answer was apparently 5-6 hours.

According to Amanda Disley, the chick who not only called 911 when she saw Miguel Rodriguez’ blue Honda Civic in Springfield, but recorded herself and her husband pursuing the vehicle, this GoFundMe is a fake.

The GFM was created by someone using the name Jana Cottle, who the Internet says is a woman in her 50’s in Springfield.

This chick was the first person we saw share it.

At first glance we thought Janell Martin might’ve been the one to create the GFM using a fake name, since she shared it at the exact time it was created and never got back to us. This chick had the complete ratchet resume. CNA….

Tittooes

 

Pyramid schemes

Mama Bear shirts

Saved France from the terrorists.

But upon further inspection it appears as if this young woman is friends with the much older Jana Cottle, and they made it together.

I can’t tell if they’re scam artists or if Jana Cottle just doesn’t get how any of this works.

Oh for fuck’s sake. This is why you don’t let old people use the Interwebz folks. Because they fuck around and end up on Turtleboy. Not good. Someone should probably tell Jana that it’s extremely fucked up to create a GFM for someone you haven’t met or even spoken to, and collect hundreds of dollars in the hours immediately following an event like this. Even if her intentions weren’t nefarious, she made it seem like she knew this woman personally. She clearly doesn’t and Amanda doesn’t want your charity.

 

 

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25 Comment(s)
  • War dead
    January 17, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    This young bitch needs a good spanking..

  • Jenna Tull
    January 17, 2020 at 11:20 am

    Nice bewbs

  • John Valby
    January 17, 2020 at 9:01 am

    I’ll tickle her ovaries

  • Aspiring Rapper from the mean streets of Cohasset
    January 17, 2020 at 2:58 am

    I hate selfies to begin with but never trust any broad who posts selfies making those stupid confused looking faces or of themselves drinking coffee

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 17, 2020 at 12:11 am

    the Disleys don’t want charity, another indication of their integrity.

  • Industrialize her
    January 16, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    Nice rack, decent body, I may even front fuck her.

  • Mark A.
    January 16, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    My brother in law was interviewed by the media and stated that Balise Motors was repairing their vehicle for free. Like you posted, this Go Fund Me is a scam. Keep up the good work.

    • NicePayDay
      January 16, 2020 at 11:54 pm

      Yea – I thought about this gofundme scam, but only these welfare cheat bums actually have the nerve to go through with it. The news was released too quick. Now they will donate a portion of the money, just enough to get away with it.

  • Mo bamba
    January 16, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    Message go fund me and they will take it down. They have people working around the clock and they email back quickly and are extremely helpful. just like that bitch that was trying to make money off her boyfriend who was found dead in Fall River. Also don’t forget to poke your grandma back on Facebook Stan.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    January 16, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    Totally would do the blond junkie. Raw dawg as always.

    Would not do the grandma.

    • Finn
      January 17, 2020 at 7:39 pm

      I WOOD DO GRAMMY

      Get Fuck
      Finn

  • GoScamYourself
    January 16, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    I think the GoFundMe company will cancel a post if they are informed it is a scam or otherwise unauthorized. Like maybe 90% of the GFM posts out there.

  • Go fund me, please donate
    January 16, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    I am setting up a Go Fund Me to help the people that helped the people that set up a go fund me to help the other people
    ps fuck Finn

    • Finn
      January 16, 2020 at 8:35 pm

      “Fuck Finn”

      Hard pass. Keep following me though – you’re making me blush.

      Get Fucked,
      Finn

  • Mae B.
    January 16, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    Does summer’s eve come in an industrial strength?

  • Stunt Penis
    January 16, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    I’m pretty certain Janelle could pull in a couple hundred a day as a protein disposal system if she wanted to. I’d be willing to slap her a fiver.

  • Captain Trips
    January 16, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Janelle just needs some extra cash for blonde hair coloring, tittoos, Dunkin Donuts, heroin, and bail money for her latest ratchet boyfriend….

  • Finn
    January 16, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    Can’t make this shit up — they are a pack of skanky hens peddling Scentsy, Lularoe, Younique, etc. Hippopotamus Huns!

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • SHe has tits who knew ?
    January 16, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    Everything with her is tits

  • Bernie Sanders
    January 16, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    I’ll put an end to this shit with 90% tax rate.

  • Bernie Sanders' Spent Pair of Depends
    January 16, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    Another ratchet indicator: Dunks iced heavy cream heavy sugar.

  • Natasha
    January 16, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    “Saved France from the terrorists” gets me every time

  • Smash these two scumbags
    January 16, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    They are both clearly frigging scumming $$ and scamming everyone…who the FACK takes it upon themselves to set up a GFM for people they don’t even know and have never met. There’s been NO mention of their vehicle being damaged at all in chasing them for one minute!! Did i miss something or is this just more of the finest Spfld scum floating to the surface?!

  • Tapioca Tantrum
    January 16, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    She has high mileage on her for sure.

  • I Smell B.S.
    January 16, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Yeah, ssuurreee…she just ASSUMED they had damaged their vehicle from a one minute pursuit. Kudos to Amanda Disley and the driver….this scamming idiot dumb bitch needs a kick i hope someone calls local PD to report this moronic fraudster. Fucking idiot.

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