So Billy Tibbetts has been on a roll (or rather a downward spiral) single we last blogged about him, and I’m just trying to keep up here. While I dig through all the pure internet gold he is providing, let me share some of the emails he has been reading out loud in videos to “expose” Police Chief Michael Stewarts’ “corruption”:
And he assures you 110% that his Stewart stories are real. So you know it’s legit, you guys!
Sure, he wrote one down….because apparently he can’t read emails without his Dad, but they’re real guys. And this is juicy stuff!
So in this one Chief Stewart breaks up a high school party, gets upset and threatens to “burn this motherfucker to the ground.”
Which is, word for word, a scene in the 2001 crime thriller “Training Day”.
Then there’s this shocking incident, where Chief Stewart illegally searches a house and presents a Chinese Menu instead of a search warrant when questioned!
…Which is also from Training Day. Word. For. Word.
So either, Chief Mike Stewart is really 2001 Denezel Washington in the longest scene take of his life, or Billy The Skid sustains himself on a solid diet of lead paint chips and Rubinoff Vodka – you be the judge.
This dumb motherfucking meatball brings so much joy to my life, guys. Seriously. His life is like some sort of real life Sacha Baron Cohen skit and I can’t get enough. He is literally so mentally inept that you can send him scenes from early 2000’s cop movies and he will believe that they are real stories of police corruption in the seaside town of Scituate, MA. Seriously. Even his mother is getting in on the action here and reading emails FOR HIM:
Because Billy cannot survive without direct adult supervision at all times, and even then….he got punked. Dr. Elertson sent that email, Billy. You’re the stupidest man alive, and my God do I love you for it. Please, never change.
Anyway, whoever was brilliant enough to think of doing this to Billy, on behalf of the entire internet, thank you. From the bottom of our hearts. Your creativity, wit, and sacrifice all for the sake our entertainment has truly made the internet a better place. You aren’t the hero we deserve, but damn it, you’re the hero we needed.
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how good is that weed he’s smoking, fucking soaring…
#momsmeatloaf
Billy at the town meeting is great.
https://youtu.be/wdW-ceQbX9g
This guy makes Peter McNeely look like a Mensa member
This American sports icon deserved to given the chance to demonstrate his vast knowledge of infrastructure improvements, economic development, and public safety service delivery. Clearly, the election was a sham, and this pillar of the community was denied a fair shake. The townspeople should give our hero another chance!
I support a full recount for him until he wins!
He thinks Stewart actually did all that stuff and is pretending to be denzell washington! The emails are real friends!
Karma moving faster than a puck to billy’s head this time. These type of idiots smear the image of other talented and decent dudes who are athletes. Thanks whoever you are. You are now the right hand of karma and my inner child is smiling!
Dude needs to stop letting bees sting him for a “more natural” collagen effect. Jeez, these midlife crisis are getting overboard, what happened to just buying a fast care, doing some blow, and fucking your teenage daughters friends?
“you don’t have Nixon to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.” Richard Nixon, 1962…. 6 years later, President of the United States. Frankly, we’d be better off with this puck as governor, state senate president, state house speaker, or our US senator. Who can start the GoFundMe to get his campaign kicked off? 🙂
I’d say he has CTE but like the scarecrow from Oz that requires a brain. I’ve never seen someone so deeply paralyzed from the neck up. It’s really fascinating tbh.
CLASSIC!!!!!
Dying over here.
If only that was actually true.
Live in hope, eh?
If it makes you feel any better I do have a headache.
Very not nice Randall!!
Me is offended and triggered! Who can I file a grievance with?
The Uncle should turn you in for your such thought speak.
But not me. Right?? I’m one of the good ones:)
He called out Turtle Boy in one of his videos on 5/21 and offers $1000 for 3 people from Turtle Boy to show up in his moms basement for a fight.
His mom will be the ring girl.
Gotta make the best of (best of) a bad Scituate, Mass (Scituate, Mass).
I gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
That dude is such a…
Ooops. Nevermind. Don’t wanna risk getting reported.
Be careful Nee Chi, you too may be labeled a shitposter, by the champion shitposter himself. You see folks come here to read his hard hitting stories not the comments.
This guy got one too many hockey pucks to the head.
He is barley literate and a vomplete moron.
Barley literate? Does that mean he knows his edible grains, like buckwheat, oats, spelt, and millet?
Retard,
Some people type fast on phones that have keyboards that only fit fag fingers like yours
you should use the term “developmentally delayed” not “retard.” May the love of Jesus Christ enter your heart.
What word should be used instead of fag?
Hey, Drop, lighten up. We all sometimes rapidly misspell. The fact that yours created an amusing combination meant that it should be shared. So, you gonna demand Uncle Turtleboy turn over my user information because your feelz got hurt?
I am a very anal shithead. I get my panties in a bunch over a few misplaced keystrokes. My passive aggressive style makes me want to play victim when I am being an sbsolute asshole.
Hey shitstain, why dont you go after the title of this story. You are too incompetent to see the real gramatical error. I will expkain the basic grammar to an anal fuckward like you. The tiyle says to whoever but as Conan couldnt see to is a preposition and therefore takes the objective case not the subjective case. The tiyle should read to whomever.
Now that is pointing out a real grammatical error. Lighten up Conads.
Damn, I was waiting for someone to point that out, too! I need a proofreader in my life so badly.
Bristol, how did you miss the video of Billy talking w/food on his lip/chin?!?!?
facebook.com/william.tibbetts.5/videos/884032635262543/?eid=ARCM736I-m-4JnNgjiMIHoPkyRyr4q4eztpAS2eCXjnjIMXkhf7CTHeQXQoGJKwYXnhE601oKNud-N3k
This is AMAZING!
Job well done, Denzel, and Dr. Elertson.