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Tom Mountain Got Catfished By Someone Pretending To Be A Hot Redeheaded Israeli Chick And Opened Up About All The Orgies He’s Been Having That He Wants To Bring Her To

 

Last week we published a blog about Mass GOP Vice Chairman Tom Mountain, who was leaving hundreds of creepy and sexually charged comments on Facebook pictures of hot women he does not know. He claimed he was hacked, but provided no proof. Turns out for the last month he’s been getting catfished by someone pretending to be a redheaded 20 year old Israeli model who’s gotten Tom to open up about all the orgies and other fun things he’s pretending to be into in order to impress her. Click here to read about it on TB Daily News.

 

 

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32 Comment(s)
  • Rte2tentrezindent
    July 19, 2021 at 4:10 pm

    Hahaha, as sad as this guy is the whole story starts with your even sadder attempt to run for school committee. We see now that you going agains him was revenge for not getting backing for a small post in a rinky-dink town no one can find on the map. He’s an idiot, no doubt about it, but the reason for you to talk down this dude are pathetic.

  • Don Trump
    July 18, 2021 at 9:48 am

    RINO JimLyons is a FakeTrumper who used to be a NeverTrumper. He’s trying to get Trumper TomMountain out for exposing his corruption. Also JimLyons and CharlieBaker are quietly working together while pretending to oppose each other. It’s just like WWF /WWE

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    July 16, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    I’m thinking the only person Tom Mountain is fucking is himself.

  • SUCKITTREBEK
    July 16, 2021 at 2:31 pm

    Boomers ….. lol

  • Gov. George S. Boutwell
    July 16, 2021 at 11:32 am

    The woman in the pictures uses the name “Mia Sollis”. She is 30 years old, from the Czech Republic. Easy to find on the porn sites.

    If it is this easy to “get dirt” on Tom, do you think that the Democrat operatives probably already have, decades ago, and are blackmailing him to destroy the Massachusetts Republican Party?

  • Drain The Swamp
    July 16, 2021 at 9:12 am

    This article is freaking incredible.

  • Nate Higgers
    July 16, 2021 at 8:50 am

    No wonder they call it “Mount Tom”

  • Girl's Night Out Alison Cook
    July 16, 2021 at 8:04 am

    The room fills with sweaty men and women some fit some obese with BO when suddenly a hairy naked man in his 60’s stands in front of an anxious woman’s face. She politely begins to perform fellatio. Watching, I wonder if the golden showers will ruin the carpet and furniture as it ruins her thick makeup. s

    I find my friends in the kitchen, still locked in orgy. One of them pats a place on the wet floor, for me to watch. Inches away, a triple set of couples do it in doggy-style: guy on girl, guy on guy, guy on girl, the odor of sex is strong, the kitchen smells like ass, everybody needs a shower. An earthy smell now filters through the air I can make out BO, pussy, cum, dirty rear ends and I think spit lots of saliva and spit. Men huddle against each other, pants off, pulling their dicks and cuming on each other and anything close by. I assume this is also orgy etiquette, a sort of auditioning, waiting to be invited in a waiting partners mouth, pussy or ass..

    A woman in the center stretches across the bed, grabbing a towel and water bottle (etiquette: BYO) before getting into place for a double penetration ass and pussy. The woman next to me also “just isn’t into it tonight.” She tried, wanting to please her husband, but had to get herself out of the orgy. As she talks, we watch her husband go from receiving anal sex from a man to getting blown by a a male female couple to burying his face in a large woman’s vagina then penetrating a thin ghostly woman.

    My eyes start to grow fuzzy. I must have been watching for an hour or two, but having given 3 blowjobs and eating out 5 other women including their asses the mushrooms and drinking I’ve lost my sense of time.

  • Stu Pitt
    July 15, 2021 at 9:16 pm

    It looks like TB is trying make a mountain out of mole hill. Who knew cats can fish?

  • Build the wall!
    July 15, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    There should be a wall from Westboro, Lexington, and Canton.
    Maybe an easement from Amherst, some hotties there that should be allowed through, and this perfect 10 bartender in West Springfield, but that’s it!

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    July 15, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    I’m kinda surprised this morons brain isn’t on the wall behind his chair yet, I can actually imagine this fool firing off 1 last message to this imaginary redhead then eating his gun. Ehh, even if he does no real loss there.

  • Tom Montain
    July 15, 2021 at 8:13 pm

    At what time is tee time for the tourney, heard there were were going to be hot chicks and more than 10 people there..

    Bbbbbahaaahaha, just kidding, this loser cannot even get 2 4-man teams together, and the only “girl” is a questionable one with what seems like an adam’s apple.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    July 15, 2021 at 5:37 pm

    wow, what a fucking creep

  • Skinflint jeepy
    July 15, 2021 at 4:08 pm

    Any and all elected asswipes suck.we vote them in on their lies and bullshit and we lap it up .we need a PURGE

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckein
    July 15, 2021 at 3:54 pm

    What’s even the point of an orgy if the dudes are white? So they’ve got the cleanup covered but what’s in it for the lady?

  • Mia Sollis
    July 15, 2021 at 3:43 pm

    Look me up on the interwet!

  • Boe Jiden
    This dude... Cheesedick
    July 15, 2021 at 3:32 pm

    I ain’t answering shit

  • Pizza T. Hut
    July 15, 2021 at 3:10 pm

    Good riddance, dumbass.

  • Rich
    Rich
    July 15, 2021 at 2:35 pm

    Wow. That is some weird shit. As disgusting as it is, I hope this guy doesn’t harm himself. How could he ever show his face again in public? Unless of course, there is no such thing as shame anymore…..

    • Anonymous
      July 15, 2021 at 4:08 pm

      This is all happening while Governor Baker is trying to force out Jim Lyons which would make this twit *head* of the mASSgop.

      Conservative, Pro-Trump Jim Lyons versus this twit…..

      • Baker Cuck Orgy
        July 16, 2021 at 8:09 am

        Makes you wonder what Israeli orgy boy has on baker… besides his hands.

      • RealTrumper
        July 18, 2021 at 9:43 am

        NeverTrumper-turned-FakeTrumper Jim Lyons has his dirty RINO fingerprints all over this drama.

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    July 15, 2021 at 2:18 pm

    Wow this guy is a friggin sicko….he wants to get pegged with a HUGE black strap-on! HILARIOUS!!!

    Political suicide Tom….you idiot

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    July 15, 2021 at 1:54 pm

    This is officially a liberal blog

    • Boe Jiden
      @Alexandria the Poor Shit
      July 15, 2021 at 2:55 pm

      It’s not about being liberal. It’s about being conservatively dumb. The liberalism disease is only so great as the weapon against the enemy of the folks against the things that are liberal.
      The liberals were unintelligent enough against the things to elect me. You can only be so dumb against the liberals before it hurts.
      I’m Boe Jiden

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander the poor shitter
        July 16, 2021 at 7:52 am

        I shit my pants at the bar

  • Boe Jiden
    Boe Jiden
    July 15, 2021 at 1:30 pm

    You ever been to an orgy?…No you haven’t. You’re a lying puppy-faced horsie warrior. My son Trapper has been to orgies. Cocaine, lube, and whippets. All the treats and function goodwill that the American people need. That’s what good orgies do. They take care of the needs for the people and by the things that you know. I’ve forgotten more orgies than Tim Hill has been to.
    The Church would be ashamed we used rubbers that ruined the sea turtle population.
    I’m Boe Jiden

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    July 15, 2021 at 1:14 pm

    What a creepy fucking skinner and that Hagerty kid looks like a gap-toothed store brand Jason Batemen

  • Ellen Crowley from Woburn
    July 15, 2021 at 1:08 pm

    I’m still surprised this creep is even interested in women. He looks like the type you would see getting caught on predator poachers trying to meet up with a 13 year old boy.

  • Scubascank
    July 15, 2021 at 1:01 pm

    I’d say Tom is campaigning hard this year ! He’s running for the ratchet of the year award.

  • Big Stein
    July 15, 2021 at 12:25 pm

    Nothing like a hot Israeli woman!

  • Observer
    July 15, 2021 at 12:22 pm

    As my late irish born grandmother would say ‘sure, it could happen to a bishop’
    (Sounds better in her county Cork /Irish accent)

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