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Top 11 Halloween Costumes That Will Scare The Shit Out Of Worcester Children

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Halloween can be scary times in Worcester. Here are the Top 11 scariest things you could’ve dressed up as for Halloween in Worcester if you wanted to scare the shit out of children everywhere.

11. Lisa Dyer

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She sees dead people. Truly a horrific, horrific creature. Even kids at North High must get chills seeing her walk around in the hallways.

 

10. Paul Giorgio

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If you are a young kid and you see THAT man coming your way….RUN!!! Not only is he extremely frightening, he’s actually been accused of doing things he shouldn’t have been doing with an underage teenager, back in what he refers to as, “the good ol’ days.” Funny thing about this picture right here is that the only guy NOT wearing a costume is the scariest looking person in the picture.

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9. Old Balls

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No kids, that’s not a ghost. It’s still alive!!!! Don’t go to close or the monster will start warning you about the dangers of Repcons, the Reptilian, and the TEA PARTY!!! You can try to kill him if you want, but he’ll just get right back up and tell you how racist you are because you didn’t marry a black woman and move to Sutton.

 

8. Dicky Rushton

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Imagine trick or treating, ringing a doorbell, and having that face greet you? Scary shit kids!!! Guess what? You can see that same fat mug down at City Hall every other Tuesday!!! I know, it’s scary!!!

 

7. Joe Petty

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He really does look like he should work in a funeral home doesn’t he? I guess it’s pretty fitting since the city of Worcester has become a pretty scary place to do business ever since he took over as Mayor.

 

6. Clock Boy

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Hey kids, see that 14 year old boy with the suitcase full of wires? Well he’s been hanging out with genocidal strongmen dictators of third world countries, and now he’s moving to Qatar!!! Wanna buy a clock???

 

5. Greg Hardy

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Hey little girl, wanna get a good thrill? Go up to that guy and tell you have an opinion about something!!

 

4. Sarai Rivera

That laugh is pure evil:

I feel like she could be higher. I’m not gonna lie, Sarai Rivera scares the shit out of me. I don’t know if it’s her deep, Caitlin Jenner-esqu voice, or her never, ever lose mentality. I just feel like Sarai Rivera has zero issue with dropping a body or two in order to stay in power in District 4. This voicemail still gives me chills:

 

3. Josh Duggar

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Hey kids, you wanna come play brother-sister with Josh Duggar? It’s a really fun game. Winner gets a reality TV show!!!

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2. Kevin Ksen

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What else is there to say? Any child who sees that face will run in terror. Especially if he’s driving around in his world famous Kevin Ksen rape van. Hey kids, you wanna free Sarai Rivera t-shirt????

 

1. Tracy Novick

 

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Good God. Let me tell you children about the horrible Tracy Novick monster. She is all powerful and will caste a plague of vagrants begging for drug money all over your neighborhood. Then she will do everything in her power to get rid of the police so that no one is left to protect you!! After that you will be pinned down to your chair and you will have to read her blog and follower her on Twitter!!! You will be scarred for life.

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3 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    November 1, 2015 at 2:53 pm

    Pretty sure Kevin the Kreeper is scarier than Tracy “I’m only Irish in election years” Novick.

    • Fillet o fish
      November 1, 2015 at 4:03 pm

      Nice Little Boy Regular hairdo on #1.

  • J
    October 31, 2015 at 10:55 pm

    I think Owls put a pretty good scare in TB tonight

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