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Trap Queen Tornado Shares $25K Funeral GoFundMe For Junkie Dad Who’s Been Dead For 8 Days On Same Page She Sells Her WIC Baby Formula And Obamaphones

The turtle alarm was sounded on 413 SELL IT ALL Facebook group today.

So I had to check out since this is my neck of the woods, and this is what I found.

So her Dad, who is wearing gold chains in the picture they chose, died over a week ago, and they need money for his funeral now. Oh yea, this passes the smell test for sure. Lots of rotted corpses lay in wait for the GFM money to come through before they finally get buried.

How much do they want?

Just a measly $25,000. Because God knows you can’t bury someone for $20K. This seems legit.

Of course the first thing that should’ve tipped you off that we’re dealing with a GFM scam is that this Trap Queen Tornado’s real name is Unique.

The second thing is excessive use of dog filter.

Followed by the fact that she can’t afford to bury her Dad a week after he died, but she can afford copious amount of iPhones.

So many iPhones that she also sells iPhones for $100 on that same page.

Since she’s from Springfield and broke as shit she obviously decided it would be a great time for someone to inseminate her, knowing full well there was a 0.0% they’d ever pay her child support. No worries though, because people who actually work for a living will take care of that for her. And if she has extra WIC baby formula she can sell that on 413 SELL IT ALL too.

I’m sure the father she’s burying had an active roll in her life and never missed a child support payment. Ever.

She also has her rent paid for by the taxpayers.

And she has enough money to buy her crotch fruits Timberlands, because looking fly in the hood in the wood is way more important than budgeting and being self sufficient.

And to make things even less shady, she also started another fundraiser for her deadbeat daddy’s funeral, for $200 this time.

Because the other fundraiser wasn’t started by her, it was started by her father’s girlfriend.

Why should that ho be the only one who makes a couple bucks off of her father’s untimely demise?

Wait, she’s got an answer for that too.

It’s apparently more expensive to bury dead people in Worcester. Because when I think “high rent” the first thing that comes to mind is Worcester. Out here in the 413 we just need a shovel and a strong work ethic.

She got a message for the haters who think she “lien”:

Don’t you dare be talking shit about her extremely shady GoFundMe on the same page she sells WIC baby formula on.

Don’t worry though, because there was no shortage of ratchets who had her back and expressed as such with copious amounts of 100 emojis.

FRFR!!

The best part is when NONE of the “stop being mean” people donate any money to the cause. Berating rational people is how they justify being broke and giving nothing.

This was the best comment:

“Cuz people with jobs can pay for a whole funeral out of pocket.”

Ummm….yea. That’s generally how it works. You get paid, you put the money in a bank account, and you spend it on shit you need instead of Timberlands for your raw dog trophies. Of course if you’re destitute like this guy no doubt was, there are several funeral parlors that will help you out. What do you think happens to dead junkies with no family? Someone’s gotta put em in the hole.

She don’t have time to explain this to any of y’all!

She’s very busy not working and buying new iPhones!!

She also never posted the obituary, and I found it odd that someone who was dead for 8 days would still be in limbo like this. So I did a little search on the Google machine and low and behold…..

Turns out Daddy was a junkbox deluxe who was well known to the Southbridge Police (a completely different place from Worcester) for breaking into homes in order to finance his “disease.”

Two years before this incident he was arrested and charged with breaking into over 30 homes and a jewelry store.

Suspects in approximately 30 house break-ins and a jewelry store theft pleaded not guilty today in Dudley District Court. Moises Ortega, 49, Marcos Ortega, 38, and Wendy Diaz, 33, of 108 Charlton St., Apt. 1R, were arrested Friday at their apartment building after detectives showed up with a warrant to search for stolen items. Marcos Ortega is already on probation for breaking and entering charges, according to the court. He was recently taken off an electronic monitoring device, police said in an interview.

So in conclusion, the Trap Queen Tornado who gets free housing, free food, free iPhones, and sells it on a yard sale page, now expects the people paying for all her free shit to give $25,000 so they can bury the junkie Dad who she met three times in her life on court days. Where do I sign?

 

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22 Comment(s)
  • Rich A
    Ryan
    February 3, 2019 at 8:14 am

    I hate when my shit gets stoled.

  • Harry Testes
    February 1, 2019 at 7:46 am

    A wake, coffin, burial plot and plot marker for my mother in a greater Boston city beginning with an “N” didn’t even cost $25,000 and this welfare walrus pulled this figure from her ass? Cremate the SOB and put his ashes in a $100 urn.

    • It’s all they know
      February 1, 2019 at 9:09 am

      I paid $780.00 to have my mother cremated. This whole thing makes me sick. It’s just wrong.

  • nailbiter
    February 1, 2019 at 12:27 am

    Don’t forget those nails…can’t be sitting around the hood on the taxpayer dime without getting fresh tips and fills, yo.

  • Big Wick
    January 31, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    From SPD report: “… Possession Burglarious Tools… .” “Burglarious?” Love it! New one on me. Can’t wait to use it.

    And miz Eunich LezMoray? Another Beefy Bunwich.

  • American mom with a job
    January 31, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    How about start by not getting your nails did? That’s gotta be at least $100/mo. We’re a family with both working parents and I don’t ever get nails. You know, because I pay mortgage and groceries and other fun adulty things. Lazy governmentcheese hogs make me ill.

    • Trump 2020
      February 1, 2019 at 9:09 pm

      If I was your husband, thats a sacrifice id make, $100 bucks a month or whatever it is for your nails to look good in my opinion adds a lot of sexyness.

  • Barney Frank git Fat From Jizz
    January 31, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    Anyone who breaks into another persin’s home is a massive piece of shit. Duck him and his fat daughter too. PS. Love the photo after his arrest.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    January 31, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    i think the the wood chipper from the movie fargo would fit the bill just nicely

  • It’s all the know.
    January 31, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    My mother passed away when I was 17 years old. She died from a Aneurysm to the lung. My brother was only 14 and I had to get legal guardianship of him and he is also mentally disable. I had to probate our house because she did not have a will since she was only 48 at the time of her passing. She owned a house and had a mortgage Again, I was 17. I went to the funeral parlor and explained my situation and they made payment arrangements for me. I got a lawyer to probate my mothers estate so that my brother and I could put the existing mortgage into our name. Again they worked with me and allowed me to make a payment plan. Funeral homes know that when someone is coming into their place of business that they are their usually coming in with a broken heart and a million emotions. But they are still people. And they work with you. They don’t just turn you away. I remember being so worried about how I was going to bury my mom. But a go fund me never once crossed my mind. It took me about four months but I paid the funeral home and then after another six months of payments to the lawyer I paid the probate of the estate off. I did it. Alone with zero help. A 17 year old girl, working full time and taking care of my 14 year old mentally disable brother. This girl is use to having nothing but handouts. People like this are just a big, big problem. It’s disgusting. And she should be ashamed of herself. I’m sorry as someone who has been there, I know it’s not easy. But I also know their are ways to do it all without begging from strangers. Stop being fkn lazy find away to put your family member to rest and don’t leave them to rot. And if nobody will make arrangements with you, you must have a amazing rep for yourself. I just think you never cared enough to try. You went straight to begging like your use to.

    • Gary
      January 31, 2019 at 9:02 pm

      I love you!

    • nailbiter
      February 1, 2019 at 12:30 am

      My condolences on the loss of your mother. You are doing her memory justice by taking care of your brother, yourself, and these responsibilities so well. God bless you.

    • TB Spell Checkr
      February 1, 2019 at 10:42 am

      *DisableD.

      *there

      *you’re

  • Rats Nest
    January 31, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    No Funeral home will help them by letting them make payments etc. Why? Because they know these flounders will never make the payments! Once the guys in the ground, they would never see a dime. A Viking Burial in the Ware River would be best….

  • Burkhalter
    January 31, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Anyone got a rope? MAGA country!

  • Hefty Brand Trash and Ortega Bags
    January 31, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    Why are these useless beanettes ALWAYS fat ? Maybe Unicycle Linoleum or whatever her stupid name is should start hitting the pipe and drop a few hundred pounds.

    • nailbiter
      February 1, 2019 at 12:32 am

      Because they don’t just sit around the house, they sit AROUND the house.

  • Y
    January 31, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Build the wall.

  • Politicians With Guts Needed
    January 31, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Put a $100 a head bounty on these worthless assholes and America will be great in no time.

  • Efrem Zitsalist Jr.
    January 31, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Used to work for the welfare office bank match catching welfare cheaters who hide money. Had a hearing in Southbridge (anyplace with bridge in its name in Mass. is a ghetto) and like 40 gypsies invaded the office. They had tens of thousands of dollars in bank accounts. Like I thought maybe I need the FBI in here?

    • WErFUKED
      January 31, 2019 at 4:52 pm

      I can’t understand whatever it is you’re blabbing about. But you used to work for the welfare office, so that explains it.

    • z
      January 31, 2019 at 6:37 pm

      FIDM? Financial Institution Data Match. 4 times a year if I remember correctly.
      State or their proxy sends out a laundry list of TINs/EINs and receives back hits.

      NY + CA also fish for businesses based on EINs. Not quite sure how you can be on welfare and own your own business. I’ve seen some massive 6 figure amounts found in a welfare match. That leads me to believe some states are circumventing search warrants by chumming for people not on welfare or not paying child support because they state they are too poor. The FI is obligated to give the state anything that matches and the FI can’t question why. If a cop knocked on a banks door and said “Give me any account information your have about Z”, they’d be told “Got a warrant?”
      This way if they know Zs TIN they just slip it into the file with hundreds of thousands of other TINs + EINs they are fishing for.

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