As if we needed more proof that social justice warriors are gutless cowards with too much time on their hands.
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White Hampshire College students have created this amazing SJW Facebook page called “Working to Deconstruct our racism at Hampshire.”
Swear to God. They’ve convinced themselves that they’re all racist, so these white kids have formed a secret group that we’ve infiltrated and they post stuff like this:
This is literally the only thing that is being taught at this fake “school.” It’s nothing but SJW brainwashing. No clue what any of this is even supposed to mean, but it sounds wicked important.
Anyway, here’s something else they posted:
“We don’t like this blog because we think it’s dedicated to harassment. Therefore we’re gonna start harassing local businesses because we have nothing else to do today at our $62,000 per year college.”
Ya got that? A bunch of hippies from Amherst won’t be buying a gun in Worcester. Because I’m sure they were planning on stocking up for the zombie apocalypse prior to reading our blog.
Gotta love how he tells them to use #67 when calling too. Wouldn’t wanna let them know your real phone number. Ya know, because you’re gutless teenage pranksters who are scared shitless to get called out on your bullshit.
But seriously, if you’re gonna criticize us at least come at us with something we actually did. Racist harassment of 13 year olds? That’s like the ending of a really bad game of social justice warrior telephone. Not even remotely believable. Pick up your game hippies.
A student named Kiki Elisabeth (obviously not a real name)
Jane Enaj = Trigglypuff.
Of course she’ll be there – what else does she have do at 11:00 AM on a Monday? Work? LOL. Go to the gym? Right. Nah, she’s worked hard and can afford to spend her free time harassing business owners in Worcester.
The other two organizers of this bullying project, which they hope will alleviate all the guilt they have for being white, are Satchel Forrester:
Both of whom are clearly HUGE winners.
Folks, they just don’t get it. They never will. Normal people would look at their situation and think to themselves, “maybe I’m doing something wrong.” Not these snowflakes though. Everything is Trump and Turtleboy’s fault. Because……racism. And……sexism. This is the only way to defeat them:
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P.S. Remember this Hampshire student from the other day:
Yea, this same person who threatend to fight (in her own words) anyone who voted for the next POTUS, all of a sudden is concerned with the safety of Hampshire College students:
Yea guys, please be safe today. You never know when someone is gonna punch you in the face because of who you voted for. And she wants you to call the campus police if you feel unsafe. The same police she’s been protesting for the last two years. Anyone who sends their kids to this school is a joke.
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