Social Justice Warriors

Trigglypuff And Hampshire Students Will Be Harassing Local Businesses All Day Because A Blog Called Them Out On Their Bullshit

As if we needed more proof that social justice warriors are gutless cowards with too much time on their hands.

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White Hampshire College students have created this amazing SJW Facebook page called “Working to Deconstruct our racism at Hampshire.”

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Swear to God. They’ve convinced themselves that they’re all racist, so these white kids have formed a secret group that we’ve infiltrated and they post stuff like this:

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This is literally the only thing that is being taught at this fake “school.” It’s nothing but SJW brainwashing. No clue what any of this is even supposed to mean, but it sounds wicked important.

Anyway, here’s something else they posted:

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“We don’t like this blog because we think it’s dedicated to harassment. Therefore we’re gonna start harassing local businesses because we have nothing else to do today at our $62,000 per year college.”

Ya got that? A bunch of hippies from Amherst won’t be buying a gun in Worcester. Because I’m sure they were planning on stocking up for the zombie apocalypse prior to reading our blog.

Gotta love how he tells them to use #67 when calling too. Wouldn’t wanna let them know your real phone number. Ya know, because you’re gutless teenage pranksters who are scared shitless to get called out on your bullshit.

But seriously, if you’re gonna criticize us at least come at us with something we actually did. Racist harassment of 13 year olds? That’s like the ending of a really bad game of social justice warrior telephone. Not even remotely believable. Pick up your game hippies.

A student named Kiki Elisabeth (obviously not a real name)

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Jane Enaj = Trigglypuff.

Of course she’ll be there – what else does she have do at 11:00 AM on a Monday? Work? LOL. Go to the gym? Right. Nah, she’s worked hard and can afford to spend her free time harassing business owners in Worcester.

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The other two organizers of this bullying project, which they hope will alleviate all the guilt they have for being white, are Satchel Forrester:

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And Kiki:

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Both of whom are clearly HUGE winners.

Folks, they just don’t get it. They never will. Normal people would look at their situation and think to themselves, “maybe I’m doing something wrong.” Not these snowflakes though. Everything is Trump and Turtleboy’s fault. Because……racism. And……sexism. This is the only way to defeat them:

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P.S. Remember this Hampshire student from the other day:

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Yea, this same person who threatend to fight (in her own words) anyone who voted for the next POTUS, all of a sudden is concerned with the safety of Hampshire College students:

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Yea guys, please be safe today. You never know when someone is gonna punch you in the face because of who you voted for. And she wants you to call the campus police if you feel unsafe. The same police she’s been protesting for the last two years. Anyone who sends their kids to this school is a joke.

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • Spoiled boys and girls.
    November 28, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    The brain reaches maturity at age 25. One can see how a immature brain, affects these privilege kiddies.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    November 28, 2016 at 1:02 pm

    Another thought: Trigglypuff, why don’t you go back to what you do best,,, other than absolutely nothing. Filling toilet bowls and going through pallets of batteries with your nasty vibrator covered in rock snot.

    • Trigglypuff
      November 28, 2016 at 1:07 pm

      I’m also REALLY good at getting thrown out of buffets… By fascist owners! They always remind me of time limit when I arrive… and then I scream, “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!” and game on…

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        November 28, 2016 at 1:47 pm

        And I bet you like your women just like your buffets, chock full o’ fat and grease!

        • Trigglypuff
          November 28, 2016 at 1:50 pm

          Mmmmm…. You’re making me horny…

  • your new best friend
    November 28, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    “Normal people would look at their situation and think to themselves, ‘maybe I’m doing something wrong.'” Does this mean you’re finally going to admit that maybe there is such a thing as institutionalized racism that you have both benefited from and contributed to?

    • Kenny Powers
      Kenny Powers
      November 28, 2016 at 3:27 pm

      Nope.

  • Boco2011
    November 28, 2016 at 9:51 am

    “Do people not realize there is no legal or social way to compel us to put the flag back up? This serves no purpose whatsoever.”

    Pretty ironic statement given all of the anti-Trump protests after the election.

    • whatevuh
      WHATEVUH
      November 28, 2016 at 10:19 am

      Hey, I have an idea, ask the school to reverse it’s decision, GOD forbid those whiny little pricks could do the right thing for once in their pathetic lives !

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        November 28, 2016 at 10:49 am

        It’s not even a distant possibility for these sniveling alt-left lemmings.

    • your new best friend
      November 28, 2016 at 12:08 pm

      Pretty ironic protest after all the butthurt articles about protesting on here!

  • Turd Burglestein
    November 28, 2016 at 9:39 am

    The only thing fatter than Trigglypuff’s ass is BobnMic’s mouth.

    • BobnMic
      November 28, 2016 at 2:11 pm

      Still owning your brain I see. Wow – obsess much?

      • BobnMic
        November 28, 2016 at 2:15 pm

        I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    November 28, 2016 at 9:29 am

    I hope Trigglypuff drives a 4×4 – she’ll need it to haul that fat ass around

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 28, 2016 at 9:38 am

      She’ll need a wide load permit to haul that fat ass around for sure.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    November 28, 2016 at 8:27 am

    These poor little snowflakes must be beside themselves after yesterdays display of support. They were severely outnumbered by calm rational people that prevented them from displaying their usual twisted logic and temper tantrums. Think they have crawled out from under their beds yet? ROFLMAO

  • usa45
    November 28, 2016 at 8:04 am

    I’m not located near Worcester but I will try to find some ad you sponsor…not doc pics either but maybe barber chicken. It says I can save a dollar.

  • Drylaw
    November 28, 2016 at 7:42 am

    Why do these kids all have messed up names?

    • Mike
      November 28, 2016 at 8:08 am

      Because they come from fucked up parents

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    November 28, 2016 at 7:10 am

    I have drinks and meals at Bennie’s a couple times a week, and for Monday night football, nice people, good food at a good price. I don’t think some fat fucking lesbian SJW will change my mind

  • Cookie
    November 28, 2016 at 5:07 am

    I guess I’ll be heading to the Gun Parlor for some ammo today.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      November 28, 2016 at 8:22 am

      Going to the range sounds like a great idea. Time to print off some more Harambe targets and send some lead downrange.

  • widowed
    November 28, 2016 at 3:35 am

    I read TB on my phone to avoid the spam. Turtle boy has explained in the past that the many “ads” are not his, my phone cuts down on it 100% via the reading TB via the cell . And John, anyone can make a typo, but the amount you made is over the top. 9 grammatical errors is no typo. Do not know if you go to Hampshire College or not, I am now happy I did NOT send my kid to Hampshire College. But I went to a blue collar college where we worked 25 plus hours to pay for that privilege of getting an education

    • your new best friend
      November 28, 2016 at 12:06 pm

      “a blue collar college” wtf does that even mean. DeVry? Sorry pal but that’s not a real school.

  • Trigglypuff's Nightmare is a Treadmill
    November 28, 2016 at 2:25 am

    I love your blog TB but please clean up this site-maybe get a
    professional web designer.
    That stupid “send a dick pic” ad near the actual business ads looks
    unprofessional and contains computer viruses.

  • john likes men
    November 28, 2016 at 1:31 am

    Psst , John those other ads are chosen by the cookies from your browsing history, dumbass.

    • Cronjob XML
      November 28, 2016 at 2:18 am

      You’re the dumbass, bub. That ad for bombing dic pics is a static ad, placed there by whomever codes this site. EVERYONE sees it, you computer-illiterate fuckstick.

  • john
    November 28, 2016 at 1:14 am

    i cant believe smokestack pays you to advertise there name and rite under its a ad to send dick pics to a friend. clean it up turtleboy. badbiz

    • JohnJohn
      November 28, 2016 at 11:08 am

      That’s funny, mine never shows anything like that.

  • Publius
    November 28, 2016 at 1:09 am

    The max pow list represents succesful business. their list will make these businesses more succesful. Cha ching!

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