Truck Driver Makes Tummy Pancakes In Cab In Broad Daylight On Stafford Street, Doesn’t Realize He’s Being Filmed, Goes Back To Work After Money Shot
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Here’s a fun video of a truck driver taking a pit stop on Stafford Street to make some tummy pancakes, but apparently he didn’t realize someone would find this disturbing enough to tape:
Just another day in the Woo!! In fairness, he might’ve just misunderstood when his boss told him that he had a large load that needed to be dropped off.
Look, I understand we all get the urge sometime, and as a truck driver your opportunities to unleash the beast are probably limited. But there’s a time and a place to to diddle yourself in public. And that place and time is Webster at 3 AM. You don’t do it across the street from Moe’s in broad daylight. It violates the spanker’s code.
Dude was punishing himself like his bologna baton owed him money:
No way this was a quick one either. Dude must’ve taken his time. After all, he was doing it long enough to catch the cameraman’s attention. And he started just in time to get the money shot:
Cleanup in aisle 3!!!
He kept his headphones on the whole time too, which was wicked smart in case some small children walked by. It’s not like Webster Square is a high traffic area or anything like that.
After that it was time to pull out and continue on the journey:
Next time this guy is in need someone should probably give him a helping hand so we can avoid situations like this moving forward. Just sayin.
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