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Quick update on our friend Andrea Gialtouridis, the Clark graduate who showed up at a neighborhood watch meeting so she could call people racist Klansmen for having concerns about crime in the neighborhoods where they have spent their entire lives. She evidently broke up with her ex-boyfriend recently and it didn’t go too well…..
Well…..that escalated quickly. I mean, that just took a turn for the worse out of nowhere. One minute she’s talking about how her ex-bf’s sister shows up to her house. Then all a sudden she just kind of casually mentions the fact that people got “offended” because she took out her machete. Because why wouldn’t you have a machete just lying around? Ya never know when you’re gonna have to go out hunting for Vietcong.
Then all a sudden she starts talking about guns like she ain’t got none. What you think she sold em all? Nah. Just the ammo. That shit’s expensive. Does this look like the kind of chick who wastes ammo on warning shots?
Didn’t think so.
We are told that this was the ex-bf she is referring to:
A bunch of people have commented and said, “Dude, she’s not white.” Are you people all high? She’s from FUCKING Greece!! Do you know where Greece is? It’s not in Goddamn African. It’s on mainland Europe. If you’re European then you are white. End of story.
Anyway, she actually showed up on our Facebook page and let us know that her Trump-supporting millionaire father is going to come after us because we pointed out what an embarrassment his daughter is to the family:
“You’re hurting my feeling with facts so I’m gonna call my millionaire Daddy who paid for my four year vacation at Clark so I could yell at people and major in Gender Studies.” – every millenial ever.
Newsflash – your father is embarrassed by you. He comes from an Eastern European country that resisted communism for 45 years. Every old guy from Eastern Europe that I’ve ever met has been a conservative. Why? Because they spent their entire lives resisting socialism, and they’re petrified about even the slightest socialistic tendencies in America. That’s why your Dad supports Trump. Because the woman he was running against wants socialized healthcare and government control of everything. He didn’t fly 6,000 miles so some rich white lady could take his guns and his money.
As for your what comes up when people search for Andrea Gialtouridis, give it a couple days. Everyone’s Google search is different (depending on what you’ve viewed on your computer), but the Turtleboy articles are already #1 when we search your name on our computer. Me thinks they’ll come up before anything else by the end of the week. Search for Carlo Baldino and let me know how that goes. Good luck getting a real job hun.
Oh, and we’re all very impressed with your published works. VERY impressed. Unlike Turtleboy Sports your work was “peer reviewed.” Sounds very official. I’m sure everyone in the imaginary bubble you call “academia” thinks you did a GREAT job!! But unlike your “published works” people actually read our blogs, despite our lack of a degree in journalism. Weird, right? They don’t give a shit that our blogs are riddled with spelling and grammatical errors. And at the end of the day we make people happy and you just make people miserable, call them names, and threaten them with machetes because they have a different opinion than you do. We win.
P.S. Keep seeing this mushhead Tovia Ben Shapiro having her back:
You are the company you keep. Tovia Ben Shapiro was one of the people who illegally blockaded Kelley Square and nearly killed someone in an ambulance in January of 2015:
He tried hiding, but the camera found his smelly hippie ass:
Peek-a-boo!!! Wanna know how you can tell this guy is one of the biggest pussbags around? He let the Kelley Square 4 take the fall for him. Robert Blackwell-Gibbs was whining because they only charged four people and he was one of them, while the rest of them went free. And he’s right to bitch and whine about that. If these people had any stones they’d all step up to take the charge. But Tovia Ben Shapiro is a coward and a pussy, and he let the black guys take the fall for him because he’s a racist.
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