Turns Out The Dartmouth Race-baiting Yogapoon Lives Like A Bootleg Kardashian Because She’s Banging An Elderly Millionaire Who Went To Jail For Tax Evasion And Owns Half The South Shore
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Yesterday Western Mass Turtlegirl published this blog about a ratchtacular ghettofabulous yogapoon who opened a fake yoga studio/sweatshop across the street from a real yoga studio, run by real certified instructors in Dartmouth.
Particularly she was teaching “Buti yoga” which they were not certified to do. When they began to get called out for it she announced that they were shutting down the business because….cultural appropriation:
“It is no coincidence that this group of primarily white women have appropriate West African (our heritage) cultural and tribal dances.”
This of course was written by Jennifer Azadnia, whose parents are from Iran. My favorite country in West Africa.
But the best part of the story in my opinion was her Instagram page. The Dartmouth Yogapoon is one of the most magnificent ghettofabulous creatures I’ve ever seen:
The best are the videos:
This is what happens when the Kardashians meet New Bedford.
Well we received an email from an ex-employee who told us what it was like working for the Dartmouth Yogapoon, and it sounds like tons of fun!!
- She reminded every single one of us to “stop acting like ungrateful bitches.”
- She had us all do trainings for HOURS, sometimes until midnight and all unpaid. She says she paid up to 5k for her trainings and that we should be grateful that she’s not charging us to be trained. (Still have never seen a documented certification)
- She’s suspended instructors for two weeks for taking classes at other studios, she’s suspended instructors for doing something incorrectly in her classes.
- She’s tried suing many instructors for taking classes because they were breaking her contract.
- Rather than issuing the issue professionally with her instructors, she would sit them all down and call them out on little things. For example “You fucking didn’t put the volume up high enough. You’re fucking up MY classes. I pay for you body, to teach MY classes. Stop fucking up” or “Get your head out of your ass”.
And she also doesn’t like the legitimate yoga studio across the street. Here’s a video of her barging in there with one of her Cape Verdean instructors to do…….somthing:
Dartmouth Yogapoon: I thought since we teach Buti now…I thought that when we were coming in, that you weren’t going to be nice to us.
Receptionist: No, you can take a free class if you want
Dartmouth Yogapoon: *Slowly walks away, I just have one thing to say to you. Wash your hair bitch.”
Receptionist: “Oh my god, tell me something new. Bye”
I feel like I wanna watch a movie about this chick or something. She’s just so fascinating.
Now, a lot of people were wondering, how does some no talent broad like this get all this money to live this glamorous south coast Gucci lifestyle? Her Daddy must be an Iranian gun runner right?
Nope. She actually comes from a working class family. The real reason she’s able to open all these yoga studios and drink champagne and throw the glass on the floor of the Gucci store is because she’s banging this dude:
His name is Michael Panagakos, and he’s like 70 years old. She appears to be in her 20’s. And he is the richest dude on the South Shore. He owns Panagakos Development, which buys and rents out commercial and residential property all over the south shore, as well as Aruba and Mexico. He literally owns half the south coast:
Included in there is the sweatshop yoga studio where the Dartmouth Yogapoon started doing bootleg yoga and then cried about racism when she got called out on it. It’s pretty easy to own a business when it’s rent free. Well, not free technically. She has to toss this old dude a face frosting once or twice a week.
Her sugar daddy is a huge asshole himself, and a general pain in the ass. On top of suing or threatening to sue almost every town he’s done business with, he’s also done time in jail for a couple offenses. First his bar served alcohol to minors from UMass Dartmouth, one of whom ended up getting struck and killed on the walk home:
And since he’s the biggest asshole ever he then sued the other two kids the deceased student was with. Oh, and he also went to jail for tax evasion:
Who’s gonna notice that $5.4 million in income wasn’t reported? It’s not like this is why the IRS exists or anything like that.
That picture from up above is actually from her sister’s wedding. It was the only image we could find of them together, because Jen goes out of her way not to be seen with him in public. Don’t get it twisted though. She loves driving around in Porsches, going out for yacht rides, and drinking cristal. She’d just rather you not know that she only has these things because she’s basically a prostitute who blows disgusting old rich dudes for financial security. Hope her sugar daddy doesn’t try to sue us and lose like he did 10 years ago with the Cape Cod Times!!!