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The Turtleboy Sports Facebook page is currently shadow banned, so it’s completely hidden from your timelines. But if you want to come to the page it’s still wide open and anyone can comment. And that’s exactly what happened yesterday as our ghost town page turned into a wild west ratchet rowdy down after we published this blog about some Webster, Southbridge, and Worcester trashbags breaking into cars in Northbridge.
Just brace yourself and get your popcorn ready turtle riders, because what you are about to read is one of the most ghettofabulous soap operas you will ever see……
First, let’s get accustomed with the names. This is Gavin Barszcz:
He’s the primary catalyst for everything you are about to read.
It all began when Shawn Bleau made this announcement:
Oh snap!!! Gavin is NOT the father, which directly contradicts what his down ass ho Kanani Punani seems to be implying:
Shawn Bleau is a really responsible adult now and he wants his kid from Kanani Punani. He even has his own apartment AND a job. Like a big boy!!
So Shawn and Kanani Punani have made a child together. This is no longer disputed. With that established, the new pole smoker in his life decided to chime in and share her thoughts about Kanani Punani…..
Shots fired!! Former BFF sweeps in, steals her sloppy seconds, and calls out parenting tactics on Turtleboy Facebook page!! Obviously HUGE upgrade:
Kanani Punani made a brief appearance to defend her honor:
Oh good, they’re “trying to heal from this very hard time our lives.” Because when you get arrested for breaking into cars you are a sympathetic victim. And Gavin is now her “family” because he’s been stuffing the taco for a few months now.
Seems like a great guy to bring around child.
Things were looking good at this point for Shawn and Shayna. However, that all changed when the wild card Kammie Cross showed up and the FACKS started coming out….
Ohhhhhhh shit!!! Turns out Shawn hasn’t been spending time with his baby girl because he’s been in and out of the can, likely due to his vast array of Google trophies:
Kammie Cross the NEW bestie of Kanani Punani…..
And according to her, Shawn hasn’t been paying any child support. What do you say to that Shawn?
Yea, get your FAX straight!! It wasn’t a felony he went to jail for. It was a probation violation for all the OTHER crimes he committed and got second chances from. That’s way better.
And he refuses to give her child support because he doesn’t want Mom to have any of the money. Because that’s how child support works. You make a check out to the kid and they put it in their piggy bank. Definitely.
But wait, there’s more……
Plot twist!! Not only is DCF keeping him from the child who he has not seen in five months, he also has two other kids!!! But it’s cool because he’s got a job, an apartment, and a new girlfriend now. He’s a grown up this week!
Although Shawn is demanding custody of the child, he readily admits that he is in fact a deadbeat Dad. But it’s cool because he’s “working on fixing that.”
And if you think you have a bad breakup story, wait till you hear about how the love affair of Shawn and Kanani Punani ended, and why DCF seems to be involved…….
Well, that escalated quickly!!
Dude comes home from a hard day of shooting up under the Green Street overpass and finds Kanani Punani being defouled by some chudstuffer a la mode!!! Then of course the chudstuffer pulls a knife on him (possibly while still naked) and Shawn John still grabs him and threw him out the club!!
Kammie banani wasn’t gonna let him play the “I’m a good dad now” card….
Shawn had to clarify – he was not the one bashing on his baby momma, Turtleboy was….
Oh yea, you weren’t shitting on your baby momma, who raised your seed while you were feeding your “disease” and beating up family members. You just said the kid should be taken away from her because of your new found adulthood:
Shawn John’s new boo wasn’t gonna let her mans get disrespected like that on the Facebook machine…
Yea, Shawn wants a woman!! Preferably one who the old guys at the VFW use for a post when they’re playing horseshoes.
I love my job!!!
The bottom line is that none of these people should probably be around children. Anyone who sees this thing as a potential mate:
And brings him around their child, is a ratchet. No normal woman would ever consider granting entry to his cervix scraper. Dude breaks into cars in his free time and wears flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats.
Any Mom who still poses for pictures like this:
Is not ready for grown up world either.
Then again when the alternative is this:
The poor kid can’t win either way.
The bottom line is that no child should have to be the center of a heated, white trash discussion on Turtleboy Sports’ Facebook page.