Fuck Hatchimals – the only way to prove to your family that you love them on Christmas is by putting the turtle under the tree.
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Breaking News: Turtleboy Sports winter beanie hats are now on sale!
They’re $20 each, 2 for $35, or 3 for $50. Getting them couldn’t be any easier. All transactions are done via PayPal. If you don’t have PayPal it literally takes two seconds to set up an account by clicking here. Trust Turtleboy, PayPal will change your life. (if you outright refuse and still want a hat then just email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll make it happen)
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We’ve also got the perfect stocking stuffer – the Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle. coffee mugs. The only way to start your day for just $10 a pop or 3 for $25 (also on sale at the Buzz Barbershop on Chandler Street):
We just ordered more sweatshirts for $35:
And both the Don’t Poke The Turtle shirts $15 and the TBS St. Patrick’s Day Parade long sleeves are $15 each.
People who love their families don’t buy Hatchimals from ratchets for $250. The put the turtle under the tree instead.
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