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We brought 5 hooligans to justice in 12 hours after they fractured a man’s face at a MBTA station in Quincy. Without Turtleboy this never would’ve happened. This is the latest example of why people who are trying to stop up must be stopped themselves. We also danced on Dante Comparetto’s grave after murdering him over the weekend, and I briefly explain the latest lawsuit that is being used to try to silence us.