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Turtleboy Pizza Tour de Worcester County: Woosta Pizza

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The Turtleboy Sports Pizza Tour de Worcester is back, and this week we’re hitting up the aptly named “Woosta Pizza.” It was this Turtleboy’s first time to this place but I’ve heard good things. And let me tell you, the place was crawling with nostalgia. Who remembers what this place was growing up?


The correct answer is of course, McDonalds. The ghetto McDonalds that you didn’t EVER wanna go to. It was where the Mid Town mall regulars came to eat and make life uncomfortable for normal people. Anyway, just walking into this place feels weird because all I can think about was 39 cent Wednesday cheeseburgers when I saw all the seating:



One thing I loved about this place was the fact that they have pizza by the slice.


How come you never see that anymore? There’s five million pizza joints in this city and almost none of them have pizza by the slice. I really don’t understand what’s so hard about this. Anyway, let’s take a look at the hot cheese pie:




As you can see, Woosta pizza is all about the dough:


I have no idea what causes those bubbles that appear in the dough, but I freaking love it. Most of the pizza places around Worcester are Greek pizza joints (not that there’s anything wrong with that). But Woosta pizza is clearly going for the Italian style. Usually that means it’s a little bigger because it’s not cooked in a pan.

As for the taste test, I give it a B+. I liked it because it didn’t make me feel like a fat bastard afterwards, which I almost always do after eating pizza around here. It’s not as saucy or cheesy, but it’s definitely one of the better doughs I’ve had around town. Nice and chewy.

Mrs. Turtleboy gives it an A because she’s all about the crust. Meanwhile Turtleboy Jr is going through this phase right now where he purposely breaks the rules just to see what will happen. And when we eat, the rules are pretty simple, close your mouth and don’t chew more than you can eat. Of course he treats that as an invitation to keep shoving food down his gullet into there’s no room left at the inn. We tell him, “Turtleboy Jr, stop eating so much at once.” Of course he then treats this as an invitation to take another piece and start going to town on it. Now that he’s got this clusterfuck of Woosta Pizza in his mouth he has the bright idea to swallow it all at once. Right on cue he starts coughing, we freak out, and he throws it up everywhere. I’m so close to putting this kid on EBay and seeing what I can get for him. Either that or pulling a Duggar and sending him to a work camp until he comes back normal.

Up next is Boomer’s Pizza. If you work in, own, or know a pizza shop around Worcester that would like to be featured on Turtleboy Sports, have them send us an email at turtleboysports@gmail.com or message us on Facebook and we’ll set it up.

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9 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 7, 2015 at 5:00 pm

    Woosta Pizza is the fucking bomb. I too had flashbacks to my childhood trips to that grubby downtown McDonald’s my first time in there. But the grinders are great, and the meatballs are pretty damn good. Not on the level of Vernon Pizza or Millbury Street Pizza, but still a solid A from the wabbit.

    • BobnMic
      June 7, 2015 at 9:23 pm

      Yeah seriously that location brings back fond memories as well. That was the time I got robbed at knife point in front of the old McDonalds in broad daylight on a lovely Saturday afternoon. I was an early teenager just having fun downtown spending my paper route money at the various stores when I was approached by three criminals of about equal age and robbed of my whopping $40.00. I don’t even want to say what the color of their skin was so assholes like E or fuck stick Spurts can go ahead and have a field day on how wrong I was back then and how it was all my fault. By they will because it is in their respective DNA. So go ahead and have a ball.

  • Finnish Goalie
    June 6, 2015 at 9:56 am

    Well, if you’re kid really gets out of hand. Just walk the streets of the West Side.

    They always need new servants.

    • Finnish Goalie
      June 6, 2015 at 9:58 am


  • BobnMic
    June 5, 2015 at 10:00 pm

    And then because of the massive weight gain, articles would read like this: wehbnvufxfuxfg the fhsgsak friggin woojkxhfgg tits fkklxfjjgfjhxfgjflxklxlfgjn and the city hall kxfjihjpohpojpjpdtojhbdjdbndfklgn friggin pineapple and apples suck fhgivi.

    Another words it would not be good.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      June 6, 2015 at 10:35 am

      “Another words…”??? What was it I was saying just yesterday about the pitiful language skills of the average Turtlebot? ROFLMAO

      • BobnMic
        June 6, 2015 at 6:49 pm

        Not exactly writing a dissertation here zipper head. Just trying to have a little fun.

  • BobnMic
    June 5, 2015 at 9:53 pm

    Then “where would we be w/o TBS” is what was intended to be posted

  • BobnMic
    June 5, 2015 at 9:49 pm

    Turtleboy for God sake. It’s Summertime so please would you my friend lay off the massive Pizza for a few months. I mean it’s beach season and I don’t want to see a bunch of “Green Peace” hippies throw you into the ocean, off of a nice comfortable beach, because they thought you were a beached whale trying to save your life. That would not work. Then where would be without TurtleboySports?

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