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Turtleboy Pizza Tour de Worcester Round 7: Fratelli’s Corner Crust

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So there’s a spot on the corner of Stafford and James Street that’s been like the Bermuda Triangle for pizza joints. Andrea’s Pizza, Danny’s Pizza, and the Ugly Sub have appeared in this location, and then disappeared never to be seen again. It’s too bad, because it’s connected to the Galway Bay, a local watering hole for Webster Square and Cherry Valley’s finest. But the curse might be broken with the addition of Fratelli’s Corner Crust, our latest stop on the Turtleboy Pizza Tour de Worcester.

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A big reason we wanted to check this place out was the fact that when Masslive blatantly copied our pizza tour, they picked Fratelli’s as their favorite. Here’s what a large cheese pie from Fratelli’s looks like:

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Right away it passed two of the most important tests – 1) it wasn’t wicked greasy, and 2) the slices came apart perfectly and cleanly.

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As you can see, it’s a cheesy pie. They go light on the sauce, heavy on the cheese. But the difference with this place is they use provolone in their cheese, which I don’t think I’ve ever seen before. Pretty ballsy move right there. Who knows what this will lead to next? Madness.

Anyway, I gave this pizza an A-, because I’m a cheese guy until I die and as you can see, even the crust has cheese on it. And everyone knows the crust sucks, so adding anything to it is a win in my book.

Mrs. Turtleboy gave it a B, because she’s just high maintenance like that, plus she was in one of her moods when we did the taste test. So that’s a pretty good grade all things considered.

Then there’s Turtleboy Jr. All he wants to do these days is play with his iPad. Since we’re 21st century parents, we’ve realized how fucking AMAZING these things are. They’re little Chinese sweatshop manufactured babysitters. Sure, it’s probably doing some long term damage to his imagination and personality, but you give a 2 year old an iPad and the crying magically ends.

The problem with this is that when we got Fratelli’s he thought he could mix the two together. So he took his slice and started to shove it down his little gullet. Next thing you know, there’s cheese all over the iPad. The thing was all nasty so we had to take it away from him. Naturally he started crying because of this so we gave him another slice of Fratelli’s and he liked it so much he forgot he was mad at us. Problem solved. Thanks Fratelli’s!!!

Up next is Boomer’s Pizza. If you own a pizza shop or know someone who does, have them email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com and they can be featured in their own blog. #RideTheTurtle

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2 Comment(s)
  • Frogshit
    June 29, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    Been meanin’ to try that out too…. Provolone you say… Hmmm.

  • BobnMic
    June 28, 2015 at 10:16 pm

    Doug want Pizza:

    https://youtu.be/YRQFMHRSj9I

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