The results are in from round 1 of the Cheesehog region and here’s how it all played out.
No real big upsets there. Meat Wallet Mom was a dark horse as the 11 seed in this bracket.
Onto the Chudstuffer region. You can vote here, but if you wanna read their ratchet resumes then click here to review them on TB Daily News. You have 24 hours to vote.
1. Kylie Kirkpatrick vs. 16. War-aq Rappers
16. War-aq Rappers
8. Lynda Andino vs. 9. Mustard Meatflap
8. Lynda Andino
4. Rizzy Rap Gang vs. 13. Foreskin Fapnado
13. Foreskin Fapnado
5. Billy Tibbetts vs. 12. Jared the Jet Ski Junkie
3. Amanda Sawyer vs. 14. Manchester Meat Clunge
6. Pawtucket Murder Couple vs. 11. Hull Cool Mom
11. Hull Cool Mom
7. Manuel Lucero vs. 10. Masshealth Mastadon
2. Josh Abrams vs. 15. Wareham Bumrush Mom
2. Josh Abrams
15 Comment(s)
The jet ski junkie. That kid is a straight shit bag. I have summer house on White Island pond and seen the aftermath. Who leaves a injured girl to die
they’re all so deserving, but i passed on Mustard Meatflap, as she is more of a narcissist, while Lynda Andino’s behavior is clearly that of a Radio City Ratchette. tough choices, abortion tough choices really, dropping a deserving weave in a dumpster so that another might live.
Rizzy vs Foreskin in the first round!? You’re making this tough early.
I went with Rizzy because there is nothing funnier than an aging white imbecile who thinks he can be a rapper.
Tibbetts or Jet ski sleeve was a tough one…. Big Bad Billy Boom Boom Bitch won out with me. Josh, no brainier. Choice either.
I’m so sick of Josh big tits. I’m not going to vote for him.
let’s let him fade away into obscurity please.
I don’t know what to do!! I really really want to vote for Kyle Kirkpatrick but I remember and despise the War-wack rappers !!!! I hate wiggers so much! I think they should all be forced into internment camps For at least 1 year, depending on their level of wiggerism ( there are different stages of wigger Illness, some are full blown and some in the early stages just have a slight case, though in reality even a “ slight case” is a debilitating disease) where they will participate in deprogramming and reintegration into society training and lobotomies and be forced to write I AM WHITE on the chalkboard 10,000 times and they can only wear Hollister or Jcrew clothing. Any contraband found will result in additional time in the camp however if any inmate is found to be in possession of a FBCBH Would be an immediate FAIL with expulsion to Shirley for a term of not less than 7 years!
Kate will take the cake. Sadly said, ratchet madness 2020 is ruined for me.
Haddasshole will eventually succumb to cervical cancer. You know that bitch caught the HPV 20+ years ago. Yup, she’s old.
Josh and Danielle will inevitably succumb to their addiction. If there’s no one around with Narcan, society won’t skip a beat. They were honestly never that interesting…that was Kate’s fixation.
How in the fuck isn’t Mastodon dead? God damn. Just saying.
Tibbits, Sawyer, Tinderflap and Walker. Whelp, where’s the state hospitals when we need them?
Jared and Fapnado brain dead with advanced syphilis.
Regarding the rest, here’s hoping life choices will catch up.
Anyhow stay safe and sane folks. Cheers!
Whitegirl I like your reasoning but you’ve got it all wrong! Billy Tibbetts is Rachet Supreme! I think he’s a favorite for Rachet GOAT! He’s got everything we look for in a Rachet celebrity. Delusions of grandeur, small town scandal, political aspirations, scummy siblings, jail house fist fights with other Rachet celebrities, self pity, crack use….. I could go in for ages but the interwebz gonna run out of ink! BILLY TIBBETS! SUPREME LEADER OF the NEW ENGLAND RACHET EMPIRE!
Not sure why someone got left off the bracket.
Ever show up to your business and find a big Fudge Dragon
propped up against the door? Looks like its laughing at you?
Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen…………
I just put some cash down on Tinder Tunaflap to go the distance. The pay out will be crazy.
*said everyone of her unsuspecting victims.
I think Haddasshole will win the bring prize but Tinder Tunaflap is going to give her a run for her money
You are correct, sir!
Haddasshole, nice play on a name there CT!
I think Amanda Sawyer is gonna be at-least in the 2nd to final bracket.