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In honor of father’s day we decided to compile a list of the Top 12 Worst Dads of Turtleboy 2016. If we blogged about you this year, then you were eligible. Here’s the Top 12:
12. Fred Gralinski
It’s bad enough that this Coventry, RI father literally called firefighters ISIS terrorists because they flew American flags on their trucks, but he’s clearly raised his two adult bonehead sons to believe the same anti-American nonsense.
11. Joe Amoroso
He would be higher, but we don’t know if he’s really Bella Bond’s father. He’s just some junkie who banged her birth mother at Occupy Wall Street in Boston, abandoned her, came back after she died to cash in on the fame, pretended to love his daughter, and then was arrested twice for shoplifting.
10. Kevin Blackmer
Why do such horrible people feel the need to reproduce?
Dennis, the “archangel” of the now underground Church of End Times abandoned his wife and family to have a bunch of 17 year old girls from Pawtucket sleep in his bed every night. Him and his prophet brother David Stanley still have a billboard in Uxbridge too for their gypsy paving service!! Nevertheless this video of David serenading one of his and Dennis’ kids will live on in history:
8. Fat Louie
When you become a father it’s important for you to set a good example for your kids. You definitely should NOT be putting them in rap videos where they smack big booty hoes right in the rumpus. Oh yea, and don’t get arrested for drug dealing and gang banging either.
It’s tragic when you lose a child. But if you try to profit off of it in the same way you did when your father passed away, that’s just kind of a low move.
6. Mel Taylor
It’s nice to stand up for your kids. But when they insert themselves into a Ghettofest brawl at the Cranston Carnival, don’t defend them and threaten to kill the guy your daughter punched in the face a bunch of times on video.
Rod Hart and his husband adopted a black child so they could use him to call their cop neighbor racist. He also claims that his son asked Santa for white skin for Christmas. Sure thing Greenfield Dad #1. The City of Northampton knows all this and still employs him as a middle school teacher, because when you’re a “progressive” gay man in Northampton you are part of a special protected class of people.
Instead of raising his kids he was running off to Hawaii with probation office trap queen Ashley Losapio. Then after his brother murdered a cop he put a picture up on his Facebook page of his own child wearing a cop’s uniform. Instead of keeping a low profile he started calling people up and threatening them if they didn’t pay him money they don’t owe him.
3. Greenfield Dad #2
Lindel Hart is even worse than Rod Hart. Not only does he use his son’s race to incite racial tensions in a town where everyone gets along, he’s also a huge embarrassment who posts disgusting pictures on Facebook and shows up during recess to threaten and harass his kid’s teachers.
Bobby Alston, AKA Boo Shameek got paid a lot of money from the taxpayers for work he didn’t do, while “working” for his mother’s fraudulent non-profit Mosaic Cultural Complex. Unfortunately he just couldn’t shut up on Facebook and the whole world read his confession about Mosaic’s scamming ways. Oh yea, and he was collecting all this money because he’s years behind on child support, calls his baby Momma awful things, and generally seems to hate women.
A real Dad takes care of his kids. A real Dad sets a good example. A real Dad would never hurt another human being. A real Dad wouldn’t kill another real Dad.
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