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Ukrainian Vodka Dumpling Scammed 10 Families Out Of Rent For An Apartment She Doesn’t Own And Things Got Awkward On Move In Day, Turns Out She’s Done This Before

Ukrainian Vodka Dumpling Scammed 10 Families Out Of Rent For An Apartment She Doesn’t Own And Things Got Awkward On Move In Day, Turns Out She’s Done This Before

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This story is insane:


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Sneaky fucking Russians man. This chick needs to be Putin timeout.

I’ll be here all night folks.

Apparently on June 27 there were 10 different families at this house with all their shit, planning on moving in that day:

And they all found each other and formed a little support group:

Apparently she’s pulled this scam all over, including New Jersey

And Portland

Unfortunately for Alla the Ukraine is weak and her scam has fallen apart. Doesn’t seem like a scam that’s built to last. Ya know, because eventually it will all come crashing down when people realize you’re not a landlord and there’s no place for them to live. It’s not like the cops aren’t gonna find this cheesehog either, especially considering the fact that she was apparently living in this building prior to that.

Here’s my question – is the real landlord in on this? Because according to Internet speculation the landlord Ukrainian too, and a lot of the things she did sound shady:

Just sayin, I generally assume anyone east of Poland is trying to scam me at all times.

A lot of people are pointing out that it was dumb to pay these scam artists money without researching them first. But from the sounds of it these people actually met the alleged landlord who had a key to the place and showed them around the apartment. What more would you need to see? I dunno, I haven’t rented in like, 10 years. But when I did I generally met up with the landlord at the property, got a quick tour, and then sent them first and last month’s rent. This could’ve easily happened to anyone.

She’s also recently been busted for shoplifting over $250 worth of merch from Sears:

Oh, and she’s also got a Hawaiian condo scam going too:

Judge Bethzaida Sanabria-Vega set bail at $5,000 cash or $50,000 surety for the alleged scheme, but also revoked bail on an earlier Chicopee District Court case because Bryukhovych failed to show up for a scheduled hearing. In that case, she allegedly took money to rent a condo in Hawaii for an acquaintance but did not provide the condo. Police said further investigation showed Bryukhovych had also been arrested in March by Chicopee police and charged with larceny over $250 for a similar scam where she is being accused of taking more than $2,600 from an acquaintance and in turn promised her lodging, a rental car and entertainment cards for a Hawaiian vacation.

In court records, the victim said Bryukhovych claimed her father had a condo in Maui and offered to rent it. The victim agreed and also paid her additional money for the entertainment cards and to book a rental car. When the victim arrived in Hawaii, Bryukhovych phoned her and told her the condo was not available, according to court records. She told the victim she booked her a hotel and a rental car and paid for it. The victim found out that Bryukhovych did book both but paid for neither and the entertainment cards did not exist, court records said.

This chick is easily the most ruthless scam artist we’ve ever blogged about, and she’s only 21. It’s in her blood. It’s literally the only thing she knows how to do.

But honestly, it’s not really surprising at all, when you see how much her last name is lacking in vowels. Look, I don’t mean to stereotype, but it’s just common sense that you can’t trust Ukrainians or Russians. That’s just science. Call me racist or xenophobic all you want. But you know it’s true. Lying is part of the Russian culture. We’re talking about a country of people who got their news from Pravda and believe that Obama shot down the Malaysia Airlines flight over the Ukraine. I’m not even shitting you. Go to Moscow and poll 10 people on the streets. Every single one of them will tell you we did that. Six of them will laugh at you for asking such a stupidly obvious question.

Here’s my question – is this broad here legally? I feel like if here name was Martinez this would be the first question everyone with a confederate flag profile picture would be asking. But how do you skip from place to place like this, leaving a trail of destruction behind you, if you’re a documented citizen? Sure, we could find out very easily with a little background search. But this is a sanctuary state, so God knows we wouldn’t want to deport such a quality individual like this. After all, people like Alla are what makes this country great!!

 

 

 

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15 Comment(s)
  • Strata
    July 12, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    Repeat offender, why not ? She clearly wasn’t held accountable for the previous crimes ….

    Thans your nearest Liberal for not holding people accountable …. they think that’s a bad thing

    FU …. contributing members of society is their motto

  • Sonny's Mom
    July 12, 2017 at 11:03 am

    Don’t want to blame the victims, but did they all rent the unit sight unseen? Were any of them given a tour the apartment? If someone wants to rent you some space that they don’t even have keys to, trust me, it’s not gonna end well.

    • Tortuga niño
      July 12, 2017 at 3:29 pm

      DId u even read the friggin article?!? They were all given tours and she had keys to both floors. Moron.

  • The Executioner
    July 12, 2017 at 10:35 am

    Right off I was wondering the status of this individual, as well as the actual landlord. What is their status in this country? I don’t give a shit if they have a green card or student visa…if you commit a misdemeanor, like spitting on the sidewalk, you should be deported. You abused your privilege to be here…it isn’t a right. She should be on a slow boat back to Siberia. No mention of authorities looking into this except that she had to surrender her passport…I think that says something…obviously not a citizen. Good bye.

  • Putin Is God
    July 12, 2017 at 9:03 am

    Her only mistake was not changing her last name to Sanchez or Garcia and claim she was here illegal.

    Then the cops wouldn’t have even bothered to pursue the matter, and would have just increased her EBT cash withdrawal limit.

  • SturmHund1488
    July 12, 2017 at 7:52 am

    Ukrainians, along with the Irish, are the most niggerish members of the White race.

    • Lucky
      July 12, 2017 at 1:54 pm

      Do you draw that conclusion from how sore your bum is afterwards? Hadn’t heard that about the Irish but keep spreading the word

      • SturmHund1488
        July 12, 2017 at 2:43 pm

        Prone to criminality: CHECK
        Addiction issues: CHECK
        Breed like maggots: CHECK
        Live in filth: CHECK

        Shouldn’t you be crawling into a bottle of Jameson right about now, potato-dick?

        • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
          July 15, 2017 at 9:47 pm

          You never answered the question so i guess that’s a yes.

          Stop hiding behind your white power beard and just be proud of what you really are (besides your cartoonish posing as a supremacist).

          Then again, liberals often come here to anonymously pose as right wing nut jobs/racists/Nazi/blah blah blah stereotypes so that they can feel superior AND get their jollies projecting their own secret hatreds.

  • Inspector Gadget
    July 12, 2017 at 5:55 am

    14 families at $1500 a pop, she pocketed some serious cash $21,000.

    Now if she were smart like criminals from Africa, South or Central America she would claim cultural ignorance, no speak Ingrish and missing a enzyme. Have a Anthropology Professor testify “this is normal behavior in her culture”.

    To which the judge would agree and slam down the gavel dropping all the racist charges and give her $20 from her/his own pocket, then order a full-boat scholarship to UMass in the interest of fairness.

    (Nicolas D. Guaman, 34, of Milford, Mass., was arrested Saturday after his vehicle struck Matthew J. Denice, who was on a motorcycle) claimed no ingrish and missing enzyme, these defenses are real and effective.

    • bigdaddy
      bigdaddy
      July 12, 2017 at 8:48 am

      i agree with all that except the judge with five $20 from the taxpayers pocket not their own

      • Tortuga niño
        July 12, 2017 at 3:13 pm

        Same thing.

  • mike
    July 12, 2017 at 1:26 am

    ukrainians and russians are the blackest white people you will ever meet. we got a bunch of them in boston, we just call them eurotrash.

  • July 12, 2017 at 1:11 am

    hate to rain on the Turtleparade but calling a Ukrainian a Russian is a good way to get in a fight-Stalin starved the entire COUNTRY in the 30’s-they are very nationalistic except for Crimea which is about 80 percent Russian speaking and the Eastern(Donetsk) region where many ethnic Russians also are

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 12, 2017 at 12:57 am

    And on Tuesday’s evening news on the Boston stations, two Russians arraigned for taking Medicaid for $2.5 million. Let’s write to Trump and tell him not to allow Russians in, either. Might be good for Trump’s current problems as well to keep Russians out.

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