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Here’s today’s chapter of “SJW’s actively trying to make Trump a two term President”:
Yup, you read that right. Students at UMass Amherst will be conducting a “shit-in” all week, in which they will be demanding gender-neutral bathrooms all around campus. And if their demands are not met then they may be forced to leave an upper decker. Because spending all day defacating is the only way to fight for social justice in this oppressive environment.
My question is, are we required to be dumping the entire time? Or can we just sit there and festoon in the greatness of our own poo? Are we required to wipe? Shouldn’t we be conserving paper to save the environment? Also, are we allowed to flush? So many unanswered questions. Turtleboy signed up here. And as you can see we are 1,000% dedicated to the cause:
Here’s my problem with this “shit-in.” You’re allowed to being technology with you:
If you’re gonna do a protest like this, then you should at least have to be really bored. Non-violent resistance is supposed to have an element of danger, discomfort, and boredom. You can’t be bringing your iMachines to your protest and think we’re gonna take you seriously. This is basically what I do at home – sit in the bathroom for hours on end going on Facebook. Plus, that girl doesn’t even have her pants down. What kind of bootleg shit-in is this? You should be required to have your pants down and at least TRY to get one more nugget into the pool at all times. This isn’t a shit-in, it’s just you keeping other people from taking a shit.
For crying out loud, let the girl dump!!! Free my breakfast!!
And naturally this bootleg dumpathon is being supported by the Umass Amherst Students for Justice in Palestine:
Because Palestinians are well known for their inclusion of the gay and transgender communities.
Anyway, if this were anywhere but a progressive college campus everyone would just laugh at these idiots. But since it’s UMass the administration will give into their demands and transgender folks will be taking big tranny dumps all over campus in no time!!
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