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Here’s your daily edition of Uncle Turtleboy’s late night garage podcast. We did our first segment of “Ask Turtleboy” where turtle riders can email any question about the blog, or anything related to the blog, that we haven’t addressed or written about, and we’ll answer it for you. Today’s question was a good one – who is Desk Girl?

We also explored why a bunch of grown men known as the Dorchester Douche Dumplings would ride around in traffic doing wheelies and running from the cops. And finally we took at look at the newest scandal involving a Corrections Officer who somehow wasn’t fired after several serious crimes involving guns.

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