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Vaping Vajatron’s Son Admits In Text Messages That He Choked His Ex-Girlfriend, Amanda Hijacks Episode On Landon Steele To Blow Up On Me Like Never Before 



I haven’t written about or had the  West Warwick Vaping Vajatron Amanda Sawyer on the live show for a few weeks now. Quite frankly her descent into madness is out of control and old news. She messages me a lot with new conspiracy theories and shows me pictures of stacks of paper that allegedly are part of some huge investigation to bring down the WWPD and all the people online talking shit about her. I gave this woman a platform that no one else would, and she thanked me for it.

Now all of a sudden she’s decided she didn’t like the initial blog about her because I’m terrorizing her son….or something. Keep in mind, everything that was posted about Amanda was from HER OCTOBER FACEBOOK POST, in which she said that her son “put hands on” his ex-girlfriend, while explaining why she was inserting herself into a breakup between teenagers.

Last night’s Live Show was supposed to be a 30 minute segment on Landon Steele. And I did indeed discuss that scumbag at length. However, Amanda had apparently taken over the comments section so by the time I checked in to see what people were saying it looked like everything was revolving around her. So I brought up the insane series of messages she sent me at 3:37 AM as she was going over the blog from nearly two months ago, “line by line.” I never returned her message because this is madness.

Welcome to a day in my life at 3:37 AM.

Although a lot of the people in the comments didn’t think I should have Amanda on, now that she’s talking about lawsuits I was going to give a chance to contradict herself and lie in case she even thought about that. She didn’t disappoint when she came on around the 28 minute mark, after we discussed Landon.

If you listen to any of that, start at the 35:45 mark just so you can hear “GOOODDDD DAMMNNNETTTT!!!” at the 35:55 mark. It’s legendary.

Which 16 year old dumped the other one? That’s the real question here. That’s the thing she disputes more than anything, even though every blog written about her has been entirely based off of things that she posted on Facebook. She thinks that the State Police and the governor’s office are investigating random people on Facebook and the people who rightfully put her in the looney bin last month.

Some might say that I shouldn’t give people like her a platform to rant. But these people aren’t just Internet trolls. They cause a lot of damage by threatening our advertisers and filing frivolous lawsuits, which is exactly what she was doing in the comments.

She comes from a state where a judge violated the First Amendment by ordering that I take down blogs about Failure Swift. I refused. And I will stand up to people like this because they’re not harmless.

This woman needs to be institutionalized. She’s clearly not well, and she’s in charge of raising a bunch of crotch fruits. Speaking of, here’s a conversation between the son (who she admitted several times pushed his ex-girlfriend, and who she suggested had a restraining order taken out against him) and his ex-girlfriend. Not sure if Amanda’s seen this one yet.

“I wanna know why she didn’t threaten to press charges when you choked me and I could’ve died but threatened you when you hit a 9 year old brat.”

“I don’t know.”

That’s what we like to call an admission of guilt. It gets worse for Amanda.

According to her son’s ex-girlfriend, Amanda didn’t buy back to school supplies for them but did buy “unicorn shit.” Whatever that means.

And according to her son Amanda didn’t buy school supplies because she’s withholding that until the house is cleansed of bed bugs, which she will take no part in cleaning. She’s very busy dressing up as Wonder Woman, protesting outside of the police department, spending long weekends in the looney bin, and doing guest appearances on Turtleboy. Priorities.

Her son also accused his mother of hot giving him food because he “does nothing.”

Even though she’s unemployed and contributes absolutely nothing of value.

He also accused her of eating fast food in front of him, and said it would be like this until his uncle Justin came back.


And here’s Amanda’s evaluation from the hospital.

Her mother was the one who helped put here there. And the sackless, waste of space “boyfriend” Jay Gentile told them that “he doesn’t think that she’s paranoid.” And therein lies the problem – he’s enabling this madness because he’s too much of a pussy to tell his girlfriend that she needs serious mental help.


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23 Comment(s)
  • Bret
    December 6, 2019 at 8:48 am

    You see the “blow dogs for a quarter” line?
    Mr.LimpDick Landon used that exact line in a comment on Facebook towards a TB fan recently. And now here we are, with that fake cockfarmer and the abuser enabling Amanda making weak comments 7nder fake names.
    Thanks for the clicks though assclowns…..lol

  • Ya boy
    December 5, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Wow, the spelling in that hospital document is fucking terrible too.

  • So?
    December 5, 2019 at 10:04 am

    Alot of chicks like to be choked.

  • Dirk Diggler
    December 4, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    I choked my ex-girlfriend too…


    I am a superstar.

    • Chicken Plucker
      December 5, 2019 at 10:17 am

      I hope you plucked that rooster before you tried to asphyxiate her.

  • Cheesemo
    December 4, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    The filthy spic pictured with her is in the process of having all of his teeth pulled so he can give a really sweet blow job. A la Freddy Mercury and joe Biden


    December 4, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Maybe i mis-read, but it didnt LOOK like he admitted to those things, it LOOKS like the girla ccused him, in HER texts, of having done that

  • Killer Queen
    December 4, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    Who’s the dude with her in the top pic?

    He looks like a fag. Last seen at a gay bar.

    If Queen ever reunites he could cover for Freddie Mercury

  • dr. fill
    December 4, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    More evidence that TB is a piece of shit. And it keeps piling on.

  • Peabody Pete
    December 4, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    11 negative comments towards Turtleboy, all having a similar sounding criticism? Wow Amanda, got to give it to you, clustering them between 10-12 is pretty telling. You know what, I used to feel for your plight until I heard you screaming like a fucking maniac last night. I even got into it with a few other turtle riders sticking up for you. You do realize there’s no logic to what you say. You have contradicted yourself so many times. Your mother said you were a paranoid type. And most all, your son admits to choking out Autumn, yes, the girl you first named NO ONE ELSE. But scream away – you go away soon because you’ll do something stupid. We see it all the time. And I once backed you.

  • Judge dread
    December 4, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    This live show was awesome.

    Uncle moving forward you should get a Skype number or one of those cheap/free conf call bridges so the audio quality is better.

    That being said hearing Amanda screaming out of the phone speaker is priceless.

  • Yuge Johnson
    December 4, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    This guy is obviously obsessed with the ex statey.. what the ef happened to this blog for real?

  • Cheesemo
    December 4, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    Amanda looks like she’s been ridden hard and has some high miles on her
    But if I smoked a joint id do 69 with her

  • Captain Trips
    December 4, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    I didn’t know she knew Freddie Mercury!

  • Drama Queen
    December 4, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    Too fucking funny, the hospital report basically says she’s paranoid, delusional and believes people on the internet are stalking her and out to get her and they don’t believe her. Meanwhile Tb is obviously writing articles about her, stalking her and out to get her hahaha.
    She’s gonna end up in the looney bin.
    I like how UTB is getting involved in all these peoples personal lives. If he has his way Leigha Genduso will never get a job or get laid again for as long as she lives.

  • Ozzy
    December 4, 2019 at 11:26 am

  • D' Amelio- Curtatone
    December 4, 2019 at 11:25 am

    Implosion is happening,… It’s gonna be a great bonfire!

  • Nee Chi
    December 4, 2019 at 11:12 am

    Wow, thanks for following up wit and instigating the crazy lady. Again.

    Said no one. Ever.


  • Bloop
    December 4, 2019 at 11:11 am

    Wtf is happening on this site? It’s become the trash it set out to expose. Posting fb rants from trash people and pointing out their stupidity is making this place a dollar store website. Who fucking cares what white trash says about each other? You must be bored as fuck in your life if this is the well you keep going to for content. Hopefully you pull it together again and start producing interesting blogs but for now this place blows dogs for quarters.

  • Super.
    December 4, 2019 at 10:19 am

    TB, you’re now just like my crazy aunt Shirley. Injecting yourself into family feuding because you don’t have anything interesting going on in your own life.

    Kind of sad. Feels like a LOOOOOONG time since you posted anything remotely resembling a story that might be beneficial.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    December 4, 2019 at 9:57 am

    Mother: I don’t want her to know I am giving information, she is vindictive.

    Turtleboy: Cool story.

    One of the few times, I feel, you’ve crossed a line. She needs to be outed so she gets help, but why put her mother on blast?

    **angry turtle riders have entered the chat**

    Have fun.

    • TortugaNino
      December 4, 2019 at 3:29 pm

      Idk, she does have a fiance that appears to pander to her delusions. Maybe knowing that her own mother thinks shes looney might sew some seed of doubt in her mind. Unlikely, but somewhat valid to TBs stance of denying her crazy enabling her crazy.

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        December 5, 2019 at 8:01 am

        Naw, this ain’t it.

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