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WATCH: Crybaby Former NHL Pro Player, Convicted Rapist and Career Criminal Billy Tibbetts Runs For Scituate Board Of Selectman, Loses, Trashes The Entire Town In Butthurt Broski Facebook Live Rant

Former Penguins forward Billy Tibbetts is pissed, you guys. The convicted sex offender and career criminal recently ran for Selectman for the town of Scituate, and….it didn’t go well, although I cannot imagine why. I mean….he already had ALL CAPS INTERNET SHOUTED out his victory….weeks before the election actually took place.


Bold move, cotton. Guess it didn’t pay off. If you ever wondered what it would be like if the “My New Haircut” guy ran for local office, Billy the Kid has you covered, bro. Just look through his Facebook page.



Nothing says “I will make sound responsible decisions for the betterment of my community quite like campaign videos shot during leg day in your mom’s garage. Except maybe shirtless videos inside your parents house?


Looks like a real serious candidate, ked.

Definitely vote for the middle-aged sex offender in knockoff Oakleys who wants to hang out with the town’s 18 year old kids after sweating it out in a judgement-free zone.  He’s the fahking man for the job, bro.

Seriously, just look at this guy’s mad campaign skills, yo. He managed to single-handedly prove that he has no idea what the job actually entails,

Or any realistic expectation for the scope of power.


But he got himself a new fucking haircut!

“Yo man, this is my new haircut. (my new fucking haircut). You know what that means? I’m getting some fucking votes tonight. Bitches love me new haircut, and if they don’t… fucking skanks.”


I mean, the guy has plenty of experience running from police, so it’s a logical next step to run for office, amirite?

Well, turns out the town of Scituate is a bunch of fahking skanks, I guess.

Videos from Planet Fitness and a immaculately waxed chest peeking out of a pink polo works well enough during Happy hour at the mill, but not so much for local politics. It’s an easy mistake to make, plentyoffish.com and The Scituate Board of Selectman sound pretty much the same. But Billy didn’t take the L all that gracefully, regardless, and graced the internet with the most epic tantrum you could ever wish for.



This is the most bro-tastic thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Holy shit. I demand a recount. Please elect this man as your mascot. Local politics are using more boring than AM talk radio, but here comes Billy to add some real pizzazz, you fahking loosahs.


100% the best candidate possible. He would’ve bought a round of Jagerbombs for everyone in town, bruh. He would’ve made leg day a federal holiday, zoned in like 10 weed dispensaries, and banged ever MILF in town. This fahking guy would’ve done great things and thrown some wild keggers while doing them.

It’s Billy Da Ked, ked!

But you fucked up, Scituate. And you destroyed this career criminal and failed pro-athlete, perpetual man child’s spirit. Just look at him.


He’s more broken than the first six buttons of his shirt.



You made a mistake here. This is the roid-ragin’, tanned face of a CHAMPION.

Sure, he thinks you’re all white trash loosahs, despite the fact that he streams videos from his parent’s house where he undoubtedly resides, as his confused geriatric mother yells out “Are you talking to me?”. Yes, he’s a convicted rapist with a lengthy criminal record. His caps lock might be broken, and he has the public speaking skills of a drunken frat boy from Southie at a Bruins parade. Yes, he thinks for some reason not voting for him has cost you all money that you were not actually charged. And yeah, he openly loves weed and smokes it on camera while melting down over a small time political failure. So fahking what?

Sure, he calls you all stupid. So what if he has absolutely no basic knowledge of the way municipal governments work, because he inexplicably thinks the police chief is running the town? And yes, the elderly in town “literally disgust him” because they “gave him lip”. But he was the best candidate you could have prayed for, and you voted for….not him. Shame on you, Scituate. For shame.


Don’t you dare tell him to let it go, either. He can’t let it go. Because he had his heart set on making some real change, starting with moving out of his parents house and earning a little respect when he strolls in to AA meetings to ask out struggling 20 years olds for coffee and some 13th step. But you took that from him. You’re all really lucky he still has his sobriety and only had a couple of waters down at the Mill. Because if he gets arrested for drunkenly lighting bags of his own feces on fire in Scituate MA Police Chief Mike Stewart’s mailbox, we’ll all know who is to blame. Not Billy the Kid, but the town of Scituate. The. Entire. Fucking. Town. Nice going, ya nerds.

Can’t you see he just wanted to be a humble civil servant for his community full of disgusting white trash freaks, you morons? He loves this shithole town so much!



Look at what you’ve done. Just look at this big sad baby bawling his eyes out over a totally predictable loss. You took a convicted rapist, ex-con, middle-aged manbaby who still lives at home with his parents, and you murdered his dream. I hope you’re proud.

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46 Comment(s)
  • Joseph Biase
    September 17, 2019 at 8:15 am

    Wow Bristol Tutrlechick really went into detail on Billy Tibbetts here. First off, l believe Billy is innocent and l know he would never rape anyone. Yes l actually met him and he’s a cool guy. Did you actually know that we had a pedophile as our President for 8 years known as Bill Clinton Bristol who ran our economy into the ground by signing Rham Emanuel’s N.A.F.T.A. act, yet you pass judgement on Billy Tibbetts? Bristol, you obviously have talent in writing, so how about you write on the following topics:
    1. How the Satanic Talmud is becoming the 1 World Religion
    2. How The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion are factual and true
    3. How the famous author Victor Thorn (who wrote the masterpiece 9-11 Evil) may have been murdered
    Instead of passing judgement on Billy Tibbetts. Billy, if you read this, God bless you bro.

  • Rocketman
    May 23, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    Who the fuck would vote this guy into office? He looks like a squid.

  • John Henry
    May 22, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    Monday, August 13, 2007
    Man arrested after high-speed chase through South Shore
    By John R. Ellement, Globe Staff

    A 32-year-old Scituate man allegedly led State Police on a high-speed chase early this morning through two South Shore towns before crashing his 2007 BMW into a telephone pole and running off into the woods, where he was arrested, authorities said.

    William Tibbetts was allegedly speeding southbound Route 3 at about 12:30 a.m. when he drove past Trooper Mark Concannon, who was parked in his cruiser. With his emergency lights on and his siren sounding, Concannon tried to pull Tibbetts over, but he sped off and exited onto Route 18 southbound in Weymouth, State Police said.

    Continuing to flee at high speeds, Tibbetts turned onto Route 58 southbound and smashed into a fence and telephone pole, State Police said. Tibbetts allegedly jumped out of the car and ran into nearby woods. As investigators searched with dogs, a resident called Abington police to say that Tibbetts was in a backyard. He was arrested behind a home near the intersections of Washington and Adams streets, State Police said.

    Tibbetts is scheduled to be arraigned today in Quincy District Court on numerous charges, including speeding, resisting arrest, failure to stop for a police officer, and leaving the scene of an accident after causing property damage.

  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    May 21, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    Unusual number of thumbs down votes in comments. Butthurt Tibbetts definitely recruiting his middle aged spotters to vote. Too late. Turtleriders stuck a fork in you. Your done.

  • Ogie oglethorpe
    May 21, 2019 at 10:32 am

    • the reaper
      May 21, 2019 at 11:15 am

      rockem sockem, 80’s big mouth tough guy, any half decent bjj guy or lady would drop him on his head and choke out that chicken neck

    • Box Muncher
      May 21, 2019 at 12:26 pm

      Fuck Selectmen we need this guy as president #Tibbetts2020

  • Stupid mook
    May 21, 2019 at 6:17 am

    “I’m a rapist? They’re a bunch of white trash!” Hmm, let’s see. I can vote for white trash or a convicted rapist. I’ll take the white trash, thank you.
    This guy just lost and he calls everyone else losers! What a fucking psychopath!

    • 42,71
      May 21, 2019 at 9:14 am

      His life looks like a Sasha Barron Cohen skit.

  • The Breakfast Club
    May 21, 2019 at 6:16 am

    This guy has really gone to shit since the movie. Great candidate for the Dems though, he’ll get more votes than Bill De Blasio.

  • He’s better than Lizzie
    May 21, 2019 at 2:24 am

    This guy is hilarious and I hope to hear more from him. I wonder what is actual job is.

  • DSM IV
    May 20, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    You can spot a sociopath by the sheer number of selfies they take.
    His selfies justify this fact.

  • Eddie Haskell - LAPD
    May 20, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    This dude definitely needs a nightstick roundabout.

    • Mark furman
      May 20, 2019 at 10:22 pm

      That’s the funniest thing I read all day.

  • Judge dread
    May 20, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    I bet Randall guy wants to swap spit in the shower with this sketch case base head. When he takes these shirtless selfies what isn’t part of the picture is the meth/crack pipe right next to he keyboard.

    Only in Mass (and ca.us, il.us, ny.us) can a convicted rapist run for a school position. I bet Rollins is somehow involved with his campaign.

  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    May 20, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    That’s a rough 45. 1974 dob? I had him as mid 50’s working out obsessively. Nope. I’ve seen dudes not try in their 40s look way better. Get the rejuvenator , get the fuck out of the sun, and squeeji that oily ass face. Even then I wouldn’t cause that’s what we call in brockton a burger squad fossil. Naaaah duuude!

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 20, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    Ahhhhhh, Scituate…..the Irish Riviera.

  • rat tat tat
    May 20, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    “you hungry bro, hey ma go get some meatloaf”

    • rat tat tat
      May 20, 2019 at 4:27 pm

      maaaaaaah, the meatloaf……FAAAAAHK

      • Dat Dick Snifah
        May 21, 2019 at 11:00 am

  • Total Mahem
    May 20, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Read his NHL statistics.

    He had the stellar performance of scoring only 2 goals TOTAL his entire NHL career.

    • LB
      May 20, 2019 at 5:04 pm

      Most impressive from my pov was the 01-02 season fro scranton in the ahl, played 24 games 13 goals 17 assists with a whopping 193 penalty minutes. Thats an avg of 8 penalty mins a game. Quite impressive while averaging over a ppg. Ole Billy’s a throwback. I woulda voted for him

  • The Name Game
    May 20, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Seems like a nice ‘roid-ragin’ douchenozzle, looks like he could be a cousin of Juicin’ Jeremy. SO he’s such a sore loser that, Little Willy Willy Won’t – Go Home. Glad his name is differently spelled, hate to see him sully the family of Colonel Paul Tibbets.

  • Mark Chmura
    May 20, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Sup Billy. Wanna hang out?

  • Gash Basher
    May 20, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Still rather have this blob of CTE involved in MA politics over Maura, Liz Warren, Marty, etc.

  • Ryan Whitney
    May 20, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    This guy is priceless!

    BUT, let’s ease up on the “rapist” exaggeration. A statutory rape charge for a 17 year old banging 15 year old ….. seems the little sloots parents didn’t like it. If there was rape by force, it would be charged as such. So two teenagers in high school bang (like they do everyday) and he gets charged. If he were 27? Sure.

    Clearly that law needs to be revisited. I do not see anyone getting charged when 13 year olds are giving birth. Perhaps Billy can change those laws when he becomes selectman next go around.

    • Brock Turner
      May 20, 2019 at 3:17 pm

      Many times during a ‘plea deal’, the defendant pleads to a lesser charge so…Rape becomes indecesant A&B, etc. He got a plea deal…yeah it may very well have been FORCED. He was 17. Statutory at 17? He raped that girl! Fuck this asshole.

      • Ryan Whitney
        May 20, 2019 at 7:23 pm

        I do not disagree with you, but I am confused by your response.

        I know the difference in the laws, what I do not know is the particulars of his crime.

        Was it in fact Rape of a Child? If he did FORCIBLY rape her, then shame on the DA’s office for knocking it down to Statutory Rape. However, two teenagers fooling around should not warrant a rape charge. The age of consent was set in a different era, a LONG time ago.

        The law needs to be overhauled either way you look at it.

        And Tibbetts needs to make more videos. He could not have staged it better to have his mother yelling about him talking!!

    • Christopher Lettiere
      May 20, 2019 at 3:17 pm

      It was a blow-job…way exaggerated. Feel kinda bad for the guy as it followed him his entire career.

  • FFFFFaggot
    May 20, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    There is no way he raped a 15 year old girl, unless he thought it was a boy.

    May 20, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    He ran the right campaign, but in the wrong district… I’d like to introduce you to your next Senator from Manchvegas….

  • hank
    May 20, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Leading off exhaling smoke is so next level stereotypical douche it’s like he did this entire thing as a demo for a reality show or something. With that being said, he has my vote for Mayor of Somerville.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    May 20, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    Good gawd! This is one stupid son of a bitch. Are you sure he isn’t from Revere?…. He’s a Jabronie.

  • Brock Turner
    May 20, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    This guy lost 100 IQ points with that stupid accent. White trash? Have you listened to yourself? Want some cheese with that wine? Dude dude dude…duh you sound so edumacated! I can’t fathom WHY you weren’t elected! Your brain is so fried.

    Rape and prison

    In 1994, Tibbetts plead guilty to statutory rape, based on a 1992 interaction between a 17-year-old Tibbetts and a 15-year-old girl.[1] His sentence was suspended for 42 months. However, in 1995, while on probation for the statutory rape case, Tibbetts was convicted of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (a BB gun), disorderly conduct and witness intimidation.[2][3] As a result, Tibbetts served 39 months in prison;[4] the sentence on the assault and battery charges was 30 months, but it would be served concurrently with the previously suspended sentence for rape. As a result of the convictions, Tibbetts had to register as a sex offender and could not play games in Canada.[5]

  • Total Mahem
    May 20, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    They voted him the puck out.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    May 20, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    “Are you talking to me?” LOL LOL LOL

  • Crispy C
    May 20, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Is that former BU and Maine zipperhead turned Boston cop Brendan Walsh with him in one of the pics?

    • Capt. Stubing
      May 20, 2019 at 8:08 pm

      Ya. Tough look for Walshy. He’s a good dude that would do anything for his teammates.

      Tibbetts has been a running joke around rinks all over Massachusetts for years.

  • z
    May 20, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    ““Yo man, this is my new haircut. (my new fucking haircut). You know what that means? I’m getting some fucking votes tonight. Bitches love me new haircut, and if they don’t… fucking skanks.”

    Tru dat, bro’.

  • ElJefe72
    May 20, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    This guy is northeast US personified.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    May 20, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Ahahahaha what a cunt!

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 20, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    Total knob-jockey.

    Compensating for his not-so-latent homosexual tendencies.

  • Travis Rearick
    May 20, 2019 at 12:42 pm


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