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Watching This Kid Blow The Rhode Island State Championship Basketball Game Is The Greatest Game And Greatest Boner Of All Time

Watching This Kid Blow The Rhode Island State Championship Basketball Game Is The Greatest Game And Greatest Boner Of All Time

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The Rhode Island State Championship Division 3 basketball game between Burillville and Chariho is probably the greatest finish in the history of sports. Just watch this if you haven’t seen it already:

Seriously, this kid right here:

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will be haunted by this for the rest of his life. What an idiot. Four seconds left and the kid steals the ball. Literally no one in front of him. All he has to do is run around for 2-3 seconds and the clock runs out. Or just slowly roll the ball in the OTHER direction. You know, away from the white jerseys. That might help. #2 will forever be relegated the history of epic dooshnozzles.

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Anyway, they still should’ve won. But for whatever reason the coach for Burillville decided that he wouldn’t guard the tallest player on the team two feet away from the hoop with only a second left. Considering how much time was left, this was basically the only option for Chariho:

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And look who’s guarding him again. Good ol’ #2. Way to rebound from that epic boner kid. Your coach kept you on the floor and gave you a chance to redeem yourself, and you repaid him by not boxing out. Well don.

Oh yea, and I see ten white guys on the court, none of which is over 6’2.” And yet one of these teams got a trophy for being a State Championship basketball team. Welcome to Rhode Island Division 3 basketball.

Oh well, you might be a bunch of Division 3 losers, but at least you’ll always have this:

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That 30 second period of time when you were the State Champions in your own mind. Shit was awesome. Sure, it didn’t help you get any girls and you’ll go down in history as those guys from Youtube who blew it like no one has ever blown it before. But they can never take that 30 second pig pile away from you.

 

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8 Comment(s)
  • Annon
    March 2, 2016 at 5:41 pm

    It’s her brother not someone she’s dating lmfao ignorant assholes

    • Diamond Merchant
      March 3, 2016 at 6:19 am

      So cute, her unintelligent attempt at protecting him. Precious.

  • March 2, 2016 at 8:40 am

    excuse me person who wrote this.your a fucking peice of shit and should kill yourself. instead of sitting on ur fat ass maybe try playing basketball

    • The Philistine
      March 2, 2016 at 9:36 am

      The word is “you’re,” and you managed to butcher the use of “your.” This was all done in one abomination of an excuse for a sentence. Well done.

      So who you dating from the losing team?

  • RSoxGuy
    March 1, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    I love when shit like this happens. Cheering and rushing the floor in a pig pile and the FUCKING GAME ISNT OVER SHIT HEADS!

    Instant karma is gonna get you….

  • FACTMAN1000
    March 1, 2016 at 8:38 am

    RI Division 3 is like the same size as the SWCL

  • juror seven
    March 1, 2016 at 8:32 am

    Hey turtleboy, looked a lot like the Clark Tournament that you ripped on last week. You know a bunch of white kids. So ….

  • Wormtown Refugee
    March 1, 2016 at 7:13 am

    Slow news day as Worcester crumbles and McGovern, et al, laugh all the way to the bank.

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