We Dedicated An Entire Live Show To Perpetual Failure Billy Tibbetts And He Did Not Appreciate It

Last night I was on the air with my good friends Rusty Shackleton and Dr. Edward Elertson to discuss former NHL player, convicted rapist, career criminal and mommy’s boy Billy Tibbetts as he spirals downward after a devastating loss in this year’s town Selectman’s election. His “vlogs” are fascinating, he’s a real life Kenny Powers without the redemption character arch. Billy wouldn’t stay on the phone with us because we hurt his soft little feelz, then showed up in the comment section as his “family friend”, but quickly blew his own cover because he’s a pathetic man baby who is physically incapable of taking any sort of criticism.


I’ve declared war on him now, so I’m pretty excited to see where this goes.


If you missed the fun last night, you can catch the replay below.



11 Comment(s)
  • Well, I Used to Talk Shit, But Won't Anymore Because Fuck Getting Thrown Under A Bus
    May 22, 2019 at 11:57 am

    How unfortunate is it that such an American sports icon cannot seem to get a fair shake in a local election? This man was robbed of an opportunity to serve his community through sharing his vast knowledge of business, economic development, and public safety.

    I would fully support a recount for this hero! Let’s do this!

  • Pete The Sodomite
    May 22, 2019 at 11:42 am

    With that side tongue shot photo he looks like Mayor Pete.

  • Sean
    May 22, 2019 at 11:19 am

    Property values in Scituate just dropped by 20%.

    Can you imagine buying a house and finding out this dude is your next door neighbor?

  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    May 21, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    I get it completely from watching your podcast. My brother peaked in low level college football. Billy’s not shouting out his boys from the 90’s in that vlog he’s namedropping like a malignant narcissist to impress people. I bet vcr tapes of his games stay cued up in case someone comes by or he just wants to masterbate. These dudes made me hate sports for so long until I found out all athletes aren’t like this. I got the double dose. Dad was a wash out in baseball that would never stop about a red sox scout seeing him once and passing and brother is a ringer for Al Bundy. My inner child hopes turtleboy and riders can crush this overinflated ego. Come on karma, you owe me one!

  • Maggie the Cat
    May 21, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Who is Kenny Powers?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 21, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Now THATS entertainment!

    Great job Bristol.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    May 21, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    Billy, your parents are gonna be goin to Schooners in Hull for a fish fry. They wanted me to be sure that you let the dog out, mow the lawn, feed the fish, and clean your room. If you do all that, they’ll take you to JJ’s Dairy’s Hut on 3A for a soft serve before bedtime.

  • hank
    May 21, 2019 at 11:12 am

    O/U # of track suits this guy owns. I’m setting the line at 14

  • Total Mahem
    May 21, 2019 at 11:04 am

    Last night Billy got put in the penalty box.

    Good place for him…

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