Smiles And Sunshine

We Really Need The Help Of An Attorney From The South Shore To Stop These Millionaires From Using The Courts To Silence Us, Invade Our Privacy And Obtain Your Confidential Emails And Messages



As many of you know, I’m being sued by 4 people right now. Every lawsuit is time consuming and expensive, even though none of them have any merit, and we have never libeled anyone. The fact of that matter is that the way our current system is set up so that people with the means to do so are free to abuse the court system by filing frivolous lawsuits in an attempt to make people with opinions they don’t like stop exercising their First Amendment rights because they can’t afford to fight back in court.

The lawsuit that best represents that is the ongoing dispute with Jennifer Azadnia, and her lawyer George Leontire. Attorney Leontire is notorious for being aggressive and overbearing. For that reason I am writing this blog today as a call for legal help. I greatly appreciate everything people have donated to show support for our cause, and we will use every last drop of what you have given to fight for free speech.

However, I need an attorney in the south shore area who truly believes in what we are doing and can work a price we can afford. Turtleboy doesn’t make much money, and the company has no assets. All we want to do is continue to voice opinions on the Internet and break big stories that have a positive impact on the community. I want to show you all what we’re up against so you can see how badly these people want to silence us. They would not do this to the New York Times because they know the NYT is a large company with the legal department to fight back. They see me as a vulnerable and easy target, and they want to crush me.

Let me show you what they are now asking for in their order regarding discovery:

Their “expert” is demanding access to all of our stored data on Facebook, WordPress (the website we use to write the blogs), GMail, Apple, WP Engine (hosting company), Wild West Domains, Verizon (my cellphone), and Microsoft. The expert will then enter all of those search terms (including ratchet, my name, Thicky Minaj, etc) into a search bar (not sure how you do that with Microsoft, Facebook, WordPress, Apple, Wild West Domains, or WP Engine) and see what comes up.

Keep in mind, my name is on there. If they search for my name in the Gmail account then every email I’ve ever written will come up, since my Gmail account is in my name. This will give their “expert” the ability to read every email I’ve ever written or received, including private correspondences between me and my family members, friends, attorneys, advertisers, my personal financial statements, my accountant, any social media accounts that use that email address, etc. It’s a complete invasion of my privacy, and has nothing to do with the libel case at all.

Why are they doing this? I assume because they want to get the names of everyone who has ever sent a story tip (particularly about her), and the identities of bloggers, and they believe this will achieve that. If it’s granted then anyone who has ever anonymously sent us a story idea out of fear for their personal safety would have that safety compromised. It would also infringe on our First Amendment rights as the free press by attempting to silence public commentary on matters of public concern. Jennifer Azadnia owns a business, used that business’ public Facebook page to accuse the yoga studio across the street of racism, had numerous complaints from former customers and employees on social media and Yelp, and has at least one billboard on the South Coast featuring Jennifer. This makes her a public figure.

The other things on the list that they want to use as search terms are names like Yasmin Rodriguez, Jessica Mendes, Nicole Avila, Katherine Gomes, Katherine Baker, Lacey Fahy, Arriane Lane, and Talen Lane. I have no idea who any of those people are, but I Googled some of them and they appear to be involved in the yoga world. Maybe they think that we somehow conspired with these strangers to smear Jennifer Azadnia, long after she accused by many online of the things that were alleged in the blog. They previously attempted to depose a turtle rider named Danielle Ladetto, I assume because they thought she wrote for us. They cancelled that deposition without explanation.

Also on the list are Tara and Joseph Winterhalter. Tara owns Ritual Sweat Society, a yoga studio where Jennifer walked into and told them to “wash your hair,” in a video that was sent to us and published. Tara is also being sued by Jennifer Azadnia.

They really want to see who sent us that email, presumably because they believe Tara or an employee did. I have never spoken with Tara and they will be disappointed if that’s what they believe.

Bizzie “Elizabeth” Gold is the founder of Buti Yoga, and is also being sued. Her name is on the search terms, and I’ve never spoken with her either. As with the rest of the names, a search for her will come up blank. The only thing that comes up when you search for Bizzie’s name are private emails between my lawyer and I, which they would have access to. This violates my privacy rights.

Here’s what they plan to get from my phone:

I’m not even sure what most of that means, but they’d be able to see all the personal images on my phone, including pictures of my kids and other stuff that is not for public consumption. They’d also get all my contacts and text messages, which would invade the privacy of everyone I’ve ever spoken to on the phone.

As for the WordPress account he wants a lot of IP addresses.

WordPress doesn’t show you the IP address of people who publish blogs. Additionally they could be using a VPN which scrambles the IP. It looks like this is an attempt on their part to find out who our bloggers are. However, it wouldn’t show them anything, and all it would do is invade my privacy rights.

He wants access to the following Facebook accounts, or the emails associated with those accounts.

All of those are either accounts they believe I operate, or email addresses for accounts that they noticed while we did a live show broadcast. When I sign into my account and the camera is running you can see a drop down of other emails I have used to make accounts. As anyone who has followed Turtleboy knows, we’ve had countless Facebook accounts removed by Facebook, which is why those emails show up. Some of you might’ve made those accounts for us, since I can’t make any more at my house. This is a wild goose chase that will lead them nowhere, and only invades my personal privacy.

They want “electronically stored information and documents” for my Skype account, including IP addresses.

Again, I have no idea what that even means, and I’m not sure they do either.

They want access to all of the email accounts used to create non-existent Facebook pages, even though those email accounts were only created for the sole purpose of creating burner Facebook pages. They also want all records associated with my phone number, as well as another phone number that is one digit off from my phone number. I assume this is because they saw my phone number listed somewhere and couldn’t tell if a 9 was a 1. That phone number does belong to another man, and his phone could be forced to be handed over by the judge if they sign off on this. I don’t even have a clue what the other stuff they’re asking for is.


This is what we are up against.

This is why we could really use legal help. If we cannot afford to pay for attorney fees then a default judgement will be placed against us, the company will file for bankruptcy, the blog could be seized as an asset, and free speech rights will be destroyed. If this happens it means that the wealthy and privileged (Jennifer’s elderly husband Michael Panagakos is a millionaire who has previously been to jail for tax evasion, has sued more people than I can count, and owns lots of property on the south coast) can silence anyone with a legitimate complaint about their companies, simply by filing a lawsuit that the defendant cannot afford to defend. And because they are suing my company the law says that I must hire an attorney, and cannot represent myself.

So if you are a turtle rider and an attorney, preferably in the south shore, I would graciously appreciate if you could send me an email at [email protected] so we could discuss ways you could help me or point me in the right direction. Although I graciously appreciate donations, I have no idea what the fees would be to fight this. I could really, really, really use a lawyer that believes in free press and free speech, and wants to see the good guys win.


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49 Comment(s)
  • Silence of your Ass bitch
    June 6, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    A lot of anti turtle riders lately damn wtf these scum bags are trying to silence Conservatives Or anyone that wants to exercise there 1st amendment. we have the right to have our entitled opinion ‘ if you don’t like it you can fuck off. Seems like everything turtle boy has exposed these fools for is public knowledge so if you do good Business and not be dirtbags to people there won’t be a problem . What’s next are they going to screen yelp reviews Or take on The Better Business Bureau Cmon get over yourselves you wannabe Hollywood entitled cunt lappers go sit on a cactus all of you

    • Butthurt?
      June 6, 2019 at 8:15 pm

      Oh man….somebody better call the whaaaaaaambulance. Someone is butthurt. Get over your damn self turtledick. You suck. You’re tide his high and it’s time for you to set sail. Grab a Wilson ball and become the next Castaway sequal. You whiney little bitch! You like apples? How you LIKE dem apples boi? Get a life will you! You’re a washed up nobody! F%$#ing clown is all you are!

      • Correction
        June 6, 2019 at 8:17 pm

        Tide IS..

      • TheCureForHope
        June 6, 2019 at 9:17 pm

        Yet, you are STILL reading…,

  • Fuck you turtlecunt sores
    June 6, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Fuck all you snowflake motherfuckers talking shit about turtle boy go choke on a bag of dicks you Cum suckers you may not like the words we call you but thats our freedom of speech I really don’t give a fuck when you call us Nazis for not agreeing with your Silly agendas because we all know the real Nazis like this wanabe jlo Prostitute with her old ass wrinkled up boyfriend And his fat puke entitled Greaser lawyer trying to silence Turtle boy it’s happening all over the country so good luck turtle boy fuck these commi scum

    • Boooooohooooo
      June 6, 2019 at 5:48 pm

      Did somebody get Triggggered? Start thinking about some sides to serve with that Turtle soup heading your way. Turtledick is a dead fish in the water. He can not even afford retainers for his previous lawsuits. How the hell is going to succeed over these millionares? You know how the old saying goes ” All good things come to an end”! THIS is the end of turtledick. Ha-Ha-Ha

  • Turtlebitch Sores
    June 6, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    If you can’t afford legal fees get out of the business of attacking people (even if they deserve it). You are ridiculing the scooter gofundme in one breath while you have your hand out.

    What a joke.

    What self respecting attorney would “believe in what” your doing?
    Medford Muffpuppet?
    Ass Eating, Cop Hating Commie?
    Free Muh Boi?
    Failure Swift?

    Did you go to college?

    Good luck fuckstick.

  • Fart Daily
    June 6, 2019 at 6:10 am

    LOL. I hope they take the fillings from your rotten mouth. You and that clam turtle girl and trash bag sidekick can all start with weekly payments. You think student loans are bad? FU scumbag. Hope you get Hep A, C and Croak. You are a rotten person. FUFUFUFUFUFUFU

  • Soup Sandwich
    June 5, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    Call Attorney Dick Vulva

  • Klamidia Hill
    June 5, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    I tried to reach out, but got such stupid responses my head is making that Awawawaw sound from the cartoons. People actually think YOU are demanding everyone emails. But then you’d have to guess where their from.
    So, I’m taking a deep breath and going to teach Russian history to lil Nikita.

  • Choo- choo Karma Train
    June 5, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    This is it folks. The END of Turtleboy. This lawyer is going to take you to the cleaners. Best result would be you getting sent to Worcester House of Corrections. Karma! No more J unit. You would be in the land of ratchet retaliation land. You won’t last a day.

  • Democracy dies in darnkess
    June 5, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Uncle – you need to start to pick your battles. I see you are still doing articles on that person who is like Taylor Swift but unsuccessful. Why do you need to jeopardize your attorney fees by posting yet another blog on some trash Rhode Island ratchet….??

    Notice how Bibaud did not come and sue you right? Even though he is as well lawyered up as anyone. Because you posted about the facts ib a case of public interest. Keep doing that – what someone does with their Y * O * G * A butt and their moribund sugar daddy is hardly of interest to a majority of people ….

  • Randall Guy
    June 5, 2019 at 10:37 am

    This is my shocked face.

    Listen, your call yourself a journalist yet you don’t see actually journalists getting sued. You know why? Because they are very careful in their words and sources. You are not. Your reporting is sloppy and many times inaccurate. (Dog lady, Springfield phone guy, etc.) Now you can bitch and moan all you want but its true.

    If being sued surprises you then your dumber than the rachets you talk about.

    My advice is you stop all this nonsense and get a job. For your own sake.

  • Dick Scratcher
    June 5, 2019 at 9:50 am

    In my humble opinion, Jennifer Azadnia is a disgusting, slagbag whore.

    Riding a decrepit, cuck millionaire for his filthy lucre is nothing more than prostitution.

    If they don’t like my opinion they can come on the UK and suck my sweaty, Welsh balls.

    They’re a right pair of cunts.

  • Hax0r
    June 5, 2019 at 9:15 am

    Just say you were “hacked” lol

    • Carlos danger
      June 5, 2019 at 11:07 am

      I can tell you that doesn’t always work out
      BTW I am out prison now I am available if any young ladies want to exchange photos with me

  • I see Dumb people
    June 5, 2019 at 8:17 am

    Hust goes to show you in this country this is how the rich people stay rich and keep the working class down they bully you with ridiculous lawsuits and use their money as a weapon agai st our freedoms!!! I hope this gold digging whore finds herself broke, old and back on the street corner when her looks fade and she is no longer of use to the wealthy old fucks that suppoet her crazy bullshit..

  • Nadia Yenraek
    June 5, 2019 at 7:22 am

    This is pretty funny. The reason this wouldn’t fly against the New York Times is because they are smart enough to review their articles with an attorney before they publish anything even remotely defamatory.

    If this was truly a frivolous lawsuit, it would have been dismissed on a 12(b)(6) motion to dismiss (failure to state a claim) or even an anti-slapp motion. The problem is it’s not a frivolous lawsuit, or your lawyer would have filed those motions instead of filing an answer.

    Your attorney of record is responsible to defend you. It was probably stupid of her to file an appearance for someone without enough money to pay for her services, but she’s stuck with you now. If she doesn’t do anything to fight this discovery, you can sue her for malpractice.

    I do think this is good turnabout. TB published “stories” about people for the sole purpose of shaming them. Sometimes justified, but often not justified. But the poor SOB on the receiving end can do nothing because you have gathered your “turtle riders” do destroy anyone who dares to fight back and “poke the turtle”.

    Well, now you’ve found someone willing to fight back and won’t back down. I guess the shoe’s on the other foot.

    And for those who keep asking, “Yes”, turtleboy wrote about me before. The story was completely false, but since I had no way to prove it was false (one cannot prove a negative), I chose not to draw any more attention to it. I created this persona, and “poke the turtle” whenever possible.

    • Dick Scratcher
      June 5, 2019 at 9:53 am

      Of course you can prove a negative. Stupid urban legend.

      Now, off you fuck.

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      June 5, 2019 at 10:02 am

      How you doing, Mike? Still butthurt, I see. Still harboring homosexual longing for the boss, I see. I’ll keep quiet on what else I know about what you’ve been up to. But here’s a hint – it’s a lot, and your day is coming soon enough. Take care now, tell Coreen I say “hi”! And do try to behave next time you pick her up from the airport, will ya? My warmest regards to you both.

      • Randall Guy
        June 5, 2019 at 10:42 am

        Bristol, thats not nice using homosexuality as an insult.

  • Original Story Please
    June 5, 2019 at 5:39 am

    I would really like to read the original story please so I can make my own judgement.
    I’ve noticed a lot of your stories seem to have many factual inaccuracies.
    Remember that poor dog park lady?
    You had zero problem nationally destroying her reputation and the lives of her family members and all she did was call the cops on Franklin the violent drug dealing sociopath.

  • MrSmiley
    June 4, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    Hoping you’ll tell them to get fuckd instead of hand over all that info. I get it lawdawgs so their thing but it surely wouldn’t just be you getting put on blast as many of us have sent tips, donations etc. Don’t want to see my name in The Daily Beast soon.

  • Need Cash?
    June 4, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    Everyone has free speach, but it doesn’t mean what you say can’t have consequences. Get your pan and head for the on ramp!

  • Mom’s Basement
    June 4, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    I’m saying my mom wrote all that stuff. Everything links back to her. She really should have been more careful.

  • Skankasauras
    June 4, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Paper this prick and his skank client to death.
    Make copies of everything you’ve ever received i.e. Lawn mower manuals,phone books,take out menus etc.
    Have it all delivered to his office in a big truck.
    I’ll take months and thousands of man hours to go through all that crap.
    Wait til boyfriend gets the bill for that.

  • TortugaNiño
    June 4, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    In all seriousness, this may actually be legitmate cause for attempting to use gofundme to do some good for once. There are plenty of people on TBs side with much larger platforms who while not directly associated have acknowledged their support before. The potential exposure could lead to either a sizeable fundraising or the offer of legal representation. If times truly are desperate, the measures may be warranted.

  • trollfinder
    June 4, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    This is terrible news for trolls. LULZ. Good knowledge.

  • Her mom
    June 4, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    Sucks to get a taste of your own medicine..

    • Jealous Julie?
      June 4, 2019 at 4:19 pm

      Do you wake up every morning asking yourself what you did so horrendous in your previous life to have squirted out such a waste of space?

  • WooWilly
    June 4, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    Please add a link to the original blog about this. Just to rub it in!

  • Kirsty Mac
    June 4, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    This is truly frightening. I’m sickened that lack of funds would matter in, what looks to be, a blatant invasion of privacy.

  • Ray Patriarca
    June 4, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Fuck you !
    You fat, bottom-feeding shiester asshole !
    I hope you get cancer of the eyes, your fucking fanook.
    Get fucked.

    • Ray Patriarca
      June 4, 2019 at 3:25 pm

      This was addressed to the shit-ball lawyer George Leontire !

    • Turtle Rider
      June 5, 2019 at 9:58 am

      In case Atty. George Leontire does not get to read this, you can always reach him on his mobile at (508) 889 0150 and tell him directly.

  • AgingCynic
    June 4, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    Aren’t there free speech non profits that can help? I’m not bullish about lawyers in The Bayou ( as Howie Carr refers to Bristol County) responding.

    • TheCureForHope
      June 4, 2019 at 6:18 pm

      Great idea!

  • Jennifer thrle Scary Troll
    June 4, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    This is actually pretty scary. A rich person could ruin your life in a heartbeat, and request every aspect of your life, ever.
    On the other hand, who is going to go thru all the garbage data? Jennifer? Hahaha. Troll.

  • TheCureForHope
    June 4, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    Are you kidding me? Might a judge actually grant this?

    That is truly frightening.

    I hope someone can help, either by representing you themselves, or pointing you towards someone who will strongly fight for you.

    Please keep us posted.

    • bigdaddy
      June 4, 2019 at 2:32 pm

      Might a judge actually grant this? This is Massoftwoshits anything is possible with these judges

      • TheCureForHope
        June 4, 2019 at 3:11 pm

        I have some hope that this slimy lawyer already knows that a judge won’t grant this….yet is doing it to make a quick buck off of the millionaire. How much do you suppose this cost to put together?

  • bigdaddy
    June 4, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Tell them you are an illegal alien and Rachel Rollins or hold it Healey will definitely help you

  • Julie the Jarhead
    June 4, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    When is your next trip to Bermuda?

    • Jealous Julie?
      June 4, 2019 at 2:34 pm

      Is he supposed to dedicate all the time he does to this sight with zero compensation? Guy deserves something, No?

      • Jealous Julie?
        June 4, 2019 at 2:35 pm

        Correction, Site

    • dishee
      June 4, 2019 at 3:38 pm

      Stay classy, Julie.

    • Iraqistan Vet
      June 4, 2019 at 6:48 pm

      Julie, what do we call female Marines… You know. B.A.M;Big Ass Marines ,piss off admin Pogue!

      • MrSmiley
        June 4, 2019 at 9:31 pm

        Clearing barrel always works too haaa.

    • johny 12 inch
      June 6, 2019 at 10:51 am

      the day after your next day manning the glory hole, don’t forget your kneepads and listerine.

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