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West Springfield Buttnut Drives Drunk, Gets In Accident, Tells Cop He Hates Police, Doesn’t Realize Cop Is UFC Fighter, Instantly Regrets Decision

This is an example of poor decision making on the part of a lifelong loser from West Springfield.

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MasslivePolice arrested a man on Christmas Eve who gave his name as Maverick Splendid and fought with an officer after declaring he “hates cops.” The incident began when Police Officer Ricardo Funch responded to a two-car accident at about 1:35 p.m. on Saturday. When he arrived he found the three people involved in the accident at East and Miller streets were unhurt but two cars had been damaged, Police Sgt. Daniel Valadas said.

While investigating the accident, one of the drivers refused to identify himself, giving his name as Maverick Splendid. When the officer went back to his car, the man then opened the passenger’s side door of the cruiser and allegedly began to yell and swear at the officer, Valadas said. The officer then went around to talk to the man, later identified as Jason T. Leahey, 35, of Springfield, and try to calm him.

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“He became increasingly hostile and dangerous towards the officer. Subject Leahey stated that he would not provide his identifying information to the officer and that he ‘hates cops,'” Valadas said.

After a physical struggle, Funch was able to handcuff Leahey. Officer Stephen Sambor arrived and assisted with the arrest, he said. Leahey was charged with driving while under the influence of alcohol, operating a motor vehicle with a revoked license as a habitual traffic offender, furnishing a false name, motor vehicle operator refusing to identify himself, disorderly conduct, assault and battery on a police officer and resisting arrest.

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If you’re 35 years old and you’re still going through this whole “fuck the police” thing, then you might wanna reevaluate your life choices, because you’re probably a huge knobjob. I mean, come on now. This spunk sandwich was BEGGING to go to prison. First he gets in a car accident, in which he’s more than likely at fault since, ya know, he’s drunk. At 1:35 PM. On Christmas Eve. Then he doesn’t give his real name, because the cops have no way of finding that out on their own.

And cool nickname dude. Maverick Splendid? Sounds like the name of the third cowboy from Brokeback Mountain. There’s also nothing about this face that say “Maverick” or “Splendid”:

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Not his first time threatening the cops either:

Chicopee Police arrested a man Wednesday night who allegedly assaulted another man and made threats to the police. Chicopee Police Officer Michael Wilk told 22News Jason Leahey of West Springfield allegedly struck the man in the face with a beer bottle and destroyed the door of a home on Circle Drive in Chicopee.

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It would awesome if the cops just shot this guy. It would just prove that the police aren’t afraid to shoot any asshole that gets out of line, regardless of color. But the fact of the matter is every day all across this country there are incidents like this involving both black and white dooshnozzles, and the cops act professionally and make sure that garbage like this gets to live another day. By the way, that arrest happened in June of this year. Good thing judges in this state never seem to put assholes in jail. Cuz this guy is surely about to turn his life around and open his own restaurant. Definitely.

Oh, and for all the cops this turdlinger could’ve picked a fight with, I don’t know if there’s one in the entire state that would seem like a worse idea to do that with than Officer Ricardo Hunch. Ya know, since he’s a UFC fighter with five knockouts:

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Nice choice dipshit. Now let’s hope he gets a judge that actually wants to protect citizens and police officers from this unlovable, irredeemable buttnut.

 

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13 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    December 27, 2016 at 4:14 pm

    And the winner by first round knock out…

  • Chick
    December 26, 2016 at 8:28 pm

    Dudes living up to his childhood nickname – peckerhead.

  • Mark Lederer
    Echo
    December 26, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    Fun fact. Funch trained in Worcester at Madison Place and on Shrewsbury St. He’s a member of Team Link.

  • Paul Larson
    December 26, 2016 at 1:45 pm

    Just like anyone else on earth, there are good cops and bad ones. I have known a few bad ones, but I appreciate the many, many good ones who risk their lives each shift to keep us from living a Darwinian world where the strong survive and the weak go extinct. And that is what Black Lives Matter is heading toward.

    I would much rather follow W.E.B. DuBois and Republican Dr. Martin Luther King, Republican Dr. Ben Carson, and Republican Frederick Douglass.

    Paul Larson

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 26, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    Mmm… Why can’t I ever be around when a cop is fucking someone up? I bet it’s such a sight to see. Most people would feel bad but I would probably be oddly turned on…….

    “GIVE HIM A FUCKING BLACK EYE!!!!!!!! COME HERE LET ME KISS YOUR KNUCKLES…”

    • BobnMic
      December 27, 2016 at 1:16 am

      You should have done a ride along with me. Sign a waiver, grab a vest and you would’ve been off with me in areas in Worcester that would have made the Bronx look like Wellesley, MA. And you would view me in an entirely different light that I promise. Zero fucks given with punk asses. And my Sups loved it. Front line Supervisor all the way up to the Commander (Captain) and on to the Chief’s office. They (the punk ass bitches I’m talking about) all would take a ride in the white knight downtown to go to sleep on a wooden bench behind bars and plexiglass. Oh um Allegedly. Huh.

      That’s right I forgot. I am a liar and none of this is true and I never assisted on the night of December 3rd, 1999 to help out my friend and high school classmate Worcester Deputy Fire Chief (then a Captain) Hampton Perkins to deliver bad news to him from the fire scene via a handwritten memo and assist with transport of SOME but not all of the family members to the Southbridge Street fire barn. Stupid head me. I keep forgetting what such an asshole I am and a liar and how hated I am. Jeeze.

      Deputy Perkins if you are reading this please do not reveal my identity. You know who I am so it is ok to just verify. Thank you sir.

      Ever think that any of this is maybe actually true? I mean – who could make this kind of stuff up? Who would want to? And for what reason? Maybe I just came here in TBS comments after my endeavors over time and just wanted to chill with the very same people I was putting it all out there for. To listen to you in a different capacity. To see if it made a difference of when I was active versus retired. Ever think of that? No because how would you know and that I cannot hold you too. It’s a different world and you would not understand unless you lived it.

      Look – It’s been 3 years since I came on here. I think by now I get the sense of where some of you are coming from. And the bottom line is that some of you do not give two fucking shits about anything. It’s all about you, your fucking school yard grade temper tantrums and the obvious fact that watching you assholes some how grow into adults (?) is a very scary fucking proposition. God help us all.

      • BobnMic
        December 27, 2016 at 5:20 am

        LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY:

        It is not only interesting but in addition thought provoking that when I look from my front windows and see my beloved “ole’ glory” up high on a launch and flying back and forth like the glory that she is. Then see her get tangled just a bit and wrapped around. The winds sending her into a weave of entanglement and despair.

        But as the winds continue she unfolds and flourishes into the spectacular vision with her overcoming her entanglements and re-emerging as her. As she stands. Ole’ Glory. The beautiful and full. This embodies the United States of America. Entanglements and re-emerging as a whole.

      • Commandant Perkins
        December 27, 2016 at 5:39 am

        Oh hai Greg, how is everything going with retirement? Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me and I won’t use your last name in an unsecured forum such as Turtleboy Sports. Also nobody has come close to breaking the thousands of department records you set during your illustrious career, including your donut consumption title.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        December 27, 2016 at 7:30 pm

        Sorry Bob, you have no idea how disgusting the Bronx is. There was never a time that Worcester would ever make the Bronx look good. I spent this Christmas Eve there to visit family and I couldn’t wait to leave. Big spotlights on every corner because of shootings, rapes, and drug dealing out in the open. This is a major improvement from when I was born and raised there because they never provided spotlights for safety, at least they do that now. Also, they tend to clean the elevators and you can “barely” smell piss. Although, the smell of laced weed and crack still linger in the air in the hallways/down by the laundry rooms.

        When I first moved to MA and lived in Worcester (off Providence Street) I felt like I was in Beverly Hills in comparison. When I used to visit Main South for Maria’s… It felt more like an “okay-kind of gross semi-middle/lower class” neighborhood you would find in Jamaica Queens. Main South was 20 steps up from the Bronx, by far… The fact I even grew up in the Bronx (Harrison Ave/Gunhill Road, South Bronx area) and didn’t turn out to be a fucking loser is beyond my understanding, some people are just stronger than others I suppose.

        P.S. I truly don’t give two flying fucks if you’re lying or not. You, and Marie are the only people in here who accuse me of caring about who you both are, and quite frankly, I don’t. As long as I’m not bothered in my life offline by either of you, I’m content. If I start getting bothered, believe me I won’t be retaliating on Turtleboy Sports Blog… I’m not ruining this place for either of you. I won’t make TB look bad just to satisfy my dark side.

        What I will do for her is make fake accounts on Facebook and start chatting with her family and coworkers… Showing them all the proof of her conversations with me about the woman and “mother” aka Heroin Addict cigarette smoking around her poor child, person she really is.

        If you bother me here? I just fucking ignore you. I don’t care what you say about me, my child, my family… I don’t know how else to express that to you Bob. You don’t pay my bills, nor put food on my table, or fuck me… So you’re opinion doesn’t matter to me, and neither does your “respect” of who I am, or who you think I’m not. I think you should come on here and think the same about me. Stop worrying about what you think I think about you. Why does my opinion matter? It shouldn’t.

        That’s all.

        • BobnMic
          December 28, 2016 at 1:23 am

          Well I like you much better before. You remember – before I was this stalking buttnut then on to every other vial name on God’s green earth?

          Am I innocent in all of this? Ummm – how about fuck no. But anytime you want to give it a rest I am down with that. Not the first time I am saying this.

  • Officer BobnMic (ret)
    December 26, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    This guy is lucky that Officer Funch trained under my command before I retired. We won’t be so easy on that Turd Burglestein asshole when we kick in his door and bust his coke empire.

  • Justice
    December 26, 2016 at 12:36 pm

    First of all, this guy’s mugshot looks like he is 55, not 35. Secondly, looks like he got a Funch punch (sorry…had to…) to the left eye. LOL Asswipe.

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 27, 2016 at 5:41 am

      That’s not the face of somebody who regrets any decision they’ve ever made in life…but he probably should.

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