This is Ariana Deus from West Warwick.
She was really upset last night after seeing so many drunk drivers on the road, especially since one of them almost drove her off the highway.
“There is absolutely no excuse to drink and drive.”
Totally agree. Great advice to live by. Which makes this video Ariana posted of her and her friend Rich McNeil on Thanksgiving so awkward.
Ariana: “It’s Ari, and it’s Rich. Rich is peeing, I don’t know where he is in this sequence. Rich where are you?
Rich: “I’m over here drunk as fugly.”
Ariana: “Alright Rich is drunk as fugly.”
Rich: “Did you see the chain? Ariana told me to pop it.”
Ariana: “I told Rich to pop his chain tonight. So Rich is drunk. Rich drove us home.”
Rich: “I’m sober!! I just peed, I’m sober.”
Ariana: “Rich is full of shit. What did you just pee out all the fucking sobriety?”
Rich: “I peed out my love for Ariana.”
Definitely a wicked smart thing to do to post a video of your friend confessing to a crime, and then a month later, in quite possibly the most tone deaf move in the history of the Internet, lecture other people about drinking and driving. Starting the New Year off on Turtleboy is a bold move, let’s see if it pays off for Ariana and Rich! What a Deushbag!
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