Turtleboy Investigates

We’ve Identified The Woman Beater And Gingerbread Mom From The Bristol Ratchet Fight Video

We’ve Identified The Woman Beater And Gingerbread Mom From The Bristol Ratchet Fight Video

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Yesterday we shared this blog, which contained a video showing a public ratchet brawl at a park in Bristol CT between teenagers and the ratchets from whose beef curtains they oozed out of. The Bristol PD has been looking for their names, and somehow have been unsuccessful.

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So a couple turtle riders messaged us and we shared the most epic ratchet fight video of all time, hoping people would identify some of them:

In particular this shitstain needs to be arrested first:

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Because he repeatedly punched a girl in the head and pulled her down by her hair.

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But since he’s such a little bitch pussy, his punches did nothing and the girl ended up punking him down into submission:

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Well it turns out his name is Shawn DeVito and he lives in neighboring New Britain. And he’s your basic run of the mill rural ratchet wangsta. He likes dirtbiking and ATVing:

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Since he’s a little bitch boy, he likes other little bitch boys:

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He likes making that money!!

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And he wants to know who his real homies are who got his back while keepin it 100!!

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But the real star of that video was the gingerbread Mom who held these pajama clad fupasloths at bay as they tried to beat up her and her daughters:

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Turns out her name is Danielle White-Benoit, and she lives in Bristol:

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And she likes to elbow bitches in the face when they come after her cubs!!

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So there you have it. Turtleboy Sports solves the mystery. Not sure if the Bristol Police have this information, but feel free to send it to them because we’d like to see both of these ghettopoops in handcuffs. Parks are supposed to be nice places where families can go and enjoy themselves. But when they become infested with vermin like this that quickly becomes impossible.

 

 

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24 Comment(s)
  • Arrests Have Been Made
    May 10, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    Apparently, arrests have been made. EXCELLENT!

  • Annonymous
    April 30, 2017 at 12:16 pm

    However the gingerbread lady seems to have “claimed” she was jumped! In a you tube video that is clearly not the case! She threw her glasses in the car and started the scuff!

  • Turd Burglestein
    April 22, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    Kevin Lynch you were convicted for murder. Now you have the balls to judge others? If Mass still had the death penalty you would be hanging from the gallows.

  • Joe ragman
    April 22, 2017 at 5:07 pm

    “White pride white power”. Thats who represents turtleriders? Did like the blog….

    • White Pride White Power
      April 23, 2017 at 11:07 am

      Aw, the poor little liberal snowflake is offended. Get to your safe space, SJW!

  • me
    April 22, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    someone please find that woman-punching coward. find him. make him feel hounded and hunted. bring it home to him that sucker punching females does have consequences. he needs a jail cell with some MEN who adore their mothers and sisters.

    the cops really need to patrol that park. dedicate an officer to it. or start a community watch. everything good is slowly being eaten alive by hooligans.

  • White Pride White Power
    April 22, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    Turtle Riders, mount up. We need to bully these people until they kill themselves.

  • screilly
    Scott
    April 22, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    I’m officially hooked on turtle boy
    I don’t blame GINGERBREAD mom as much…how bout the little AA women who was talking trash and calling for back up then disappeared when stuff got real and I’m pretty sure lady with red dress was pregnant

  • KEVIN LYNCH
    April 22, 2017 at 11:45 am

    Aiden Kearney still at it. In last live video he depicts the naked man and talks about his penis. He states ” he seems to have a sem dog going.”

    Aiden, you give yourself up as a needle dick the bug fucker with that comment. Listen, you sissy, pos trouble making coward.

    You threaten people stating that you are armed. Just about everyone in the US is armed you maggot. I pray that you stumble on your gun shooting yourself in that needle dick of yours.

    You excite these loser turtleriders who are nothing but armed cowards. You steal articles from others and you claim to them. You ask people to flood the ballot boxes to vote for you.

    You are a reject, you get your other news off cops from Auburn pd, Worcester and state police members who reveal that they are cowards without being able to abuse their badge.

    Fuck you and fuck them. You also talk about a man who died in a cAR crash. The trooper who got killed on the highway at 26 yrs of age was having SEX AND IMPREGNATED A 16 YR OLD GIRL. So what is your feeling about that FACT?? COWARD IS ALL YOU ARE AIDEN.

    In ending you little PUNK BITCH, stop posting porn on facebook.

    • Shookones
      April 22, 2017 at 12:10 pm

      Kevin, you truly are a fudge packing- fucking dohchebag. You wanna hear a FACT Kevin, none of that shit in the bottom paragraph is true, all made up by your shit for brains. But what is a FACT, is you MURDERED someone with a fucking golf club. That means you don’t get to Come on here acting outraged over what someone else is doing. Man shut the fuck up, I hope the cops beat the shit out of you again.

    • Kevin who?
      April 22, 2017 at 12:46 pm

      Kevin, where ya been? Thought you’d given up on posting on this blog, but here you are, spewing diarrhea out of that shithole you call a mouth. Don’t you have a mayoral campaign, a teen girl to molest, or something else to prepare for, you useless convicted felon? Go away please!

    • April 22, 2017 at 1:06 pm

      Kevin Lynch, Keep up the good fight. His time is coming….

    • The Executioner
      April 25, 2017 at 12:43 pm

      If anyone knows how to corrupt a ballot box, it certainly isn’t you Kevin. Most people will stand out side with a sign, not an Irish Billy Club (golf club).

  • April 22, 2017 at 11:13 am

    I hear Lauren Larson has been referring lawyers

  • Lord Smut
    April 22, 2017 at 10:22 am

    Cops are not interested. Gingerbread Mom’s license plate is fully readable in the video. Zero fucks given.

  • TIG OLE BITTIES
    April 22, 2017 at 10:02 am

    The Devito’s are a very talented family really. The sister is the #17 prostitute in all of New Britain, not an easy accomplishment and Shawn Devito came in 2nd in the local Sucking Dick Contest, if it weren’t for his mother’s enhance into the contest he would of got 1st place but Momma Deviro really knows how to suck sum dick. Please don’t be dead or I’m going to hell.

  • Marna
    April 22, 2017 at 9:32 am

    A job… that is how to make money..you need more money? You need 2 jobs. Welcome to the rest of your life.

  • Fem-boy DeVito
    April 22, 2017 at 9:29 am

    I wish you were my mom Danielle, you’re so manly too !

  • Shawn DeHomo
    April 22, 2017 at 7:27 am

    More like 86Homo_Boys, am I right?

  • Missile Them
    April 22, 2017 at 1:13 am

    You know what forget the illegals can we deport these people to some other
    country? Why are they all hanging at the park in the middle of the day?!

    • Spend It All
      April 22, 2017 at 5:31 am

      Ummm…. School vacation week….

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        April 22, 2017 at 6:11 am

        School is/was obviously a waste of taxpayers $$$ for the entire lot of em. They were/are going to end up on welfare anyway. Even more disturbing than the “adults” fighting are the mouths and attitude of the thugletts in training.

      • Chip Striker
        April 22, 2017 at 12:02 pm

        For the adults? Every day is a vacation day when you’re on the Government dime. Let’s go fight at the local park like the animals we are!!!

        National Geographic should do a segment on these Neanderthals.

  • April 22, 2017 at 12:36 am

    go Mama Grizzly!

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