Politics

We’ve Now Reached The “Blame The Jews” Phase Of Commie Cold Hysteria

 

We have no reached the phase of the commie cold hysteria where the government starts rounding up groups of Jews.

Remember though, it’s for the collective safety of all of us, therefore it’s OK. New York City clearly has a “Jewish problem,” which requires a “Final solution.” Citizens are urged to call the police if they see Jews together in public, and the special police will show up immediately to take them away.

Now close your eyes and imagine this happened.

We all know exactly what would happen.

Or imagine he wrote “black community” instead of Jewish community. How would that go over? Black people are dying from the commie cold at a disproportionate rate, so I guess that means they’re not following the social distancing rules, right? What other conclusion can you reach?

Oh, and we’re gonna start arresting people and sending them to prisons while simultaneously emptying prisons because they’re breeding grounds for the virus to spread.

Yea, this all makes TOTAL sense.

Same guy five days earlier.

So they’re urging the 789K Muslim citizens of NYC to congregate in 32 designated areas to receive food that was handled and shipped by thousands of people in the name of political correctness.

Makes sense.

And reactions like this are perfectly normal too.

It’s almost as if it’s becoming socially acceptable to lump Jews together as one giant group and point the finger at them for being the problem. What could possibly go wrong?

The De Blasio tweet was in reaction to this:

I can’t imagine why Jews would be distrustful of a tyrannical, hypocritical government that won’t let them grieve their dead because of a virus. Maybe it’s because they can see that their idiot Mayor doesn’t give a shit about following his own rules. After all, he forced nurses to come together for a photo op that he could use for him and his wife, who was just appointed to head a task force on racial gaps in the coronavirus.

He sanctioned a Blue Angels flyover in which people did NOT socially distance.

Despite urging people to avoid unnecessary travel he still got in his taxpayer funded car and went all the way to Brooklyn with his wife for a walk.

Meanwhile the subways are still the subways.

Oh, and last month after Trump banned travel from China he tried to score woke points by encouraging people to do what he’s now threatening to arrest them for.

“bUt tHeY dIdNt kNoW tHeN.”

Yes they did. But being politically correct was more important than “saving lives.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – the lockdown crowd does’t realize that they’re inadvertently getting people killed in the name of saving lives. Some of them mean well, but they haven’t thought it through. You’re telling people to sit in cramped apartments and only send one person out to get supplies at places like Walmart. One person gets the bug, brings it back home, and then an entire family gets it because the virus thrives in indoor environments. You couldn’t write up a better plan to spread the commie cold if you tried.

Jails, like nursing homes, are a breeding ground for the virus because they are indoors and enclosed. You just don’t see mass casualties because the median age of a COVID fatality is 81.  The Massachusetts Department of Corrections recently tested 200 corrections officers and 75 of them had coronavirus without knowing it. In other words, this disease is the most overrated thing ever for healthy, non-elderly people. Our bodies develop anti-bodies and the problem solves itself.

If this were a real pandemic nothing would be open. They wouldn’t let us go to Walmart or Home Depot, pick up the bug, and come back home. The National Guard would be delivering rations to our homes. But it’s not a real pandemic. It’s a virus that spreads easily, doesn’t even hospitalize the VAST majority of people who get it, is a threat to a certain elderly demographic, and can be contained by putting our focus on protecting those people instead of healthy people.

There is no plan to end this because you can’t end it. As long as one person has the disease you can’t reopen society or else it will spread, right? Obviously we have to reopen at some point so it might as well be now. The solution is to stop being a nation of pussies. Americans don’t hide from diseases. The “if we can save one life,” and “nothing is worse than death” garbage is a crock of bullshit. Imagine George Washington said that? We can’t fight the British because someone might die! We can’t go to Valley Forge because it’s flu season!! If you wanna be a pussy and sit in your home and hide from a virus then go right ahead. But you have no right to force the rest of us to play along with your cowardice.

 

 

 

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60 Comment(s)
  • Greg
    Greg
    April 30, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    People gathering in a large crowd during a pandemic deserve to be called out regardless of their race or religion. Period.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    April 30, 2020 at 9:23 am

    Have we tried making them wear patches to show who and who isn’t a Jew? If all else fails we can team up with CSX and FEMA for trains and camps until this is all over. Herr Jordan.

  • Liberalism is a Disease and TB has Contracted It
    April 30, 2020 at 9:03 am

    Virtue signal much?

  • Jewmerica
    April 30, 2020 at 2:55 am

    Hate to say I told you so but I told you so,hahahaha.

    • Auburn Mall Security
      April 30, 2020 at 7:34 am

      What did you tell us, that you’re into little boys?

      Get over yourself, and tell your mom, Big Stein and the boys said hello, and we miss her.

  • James Madison
    April 30, 2020 at 2:10 am

    So apparently the free exercise of religion, freedom of speech and the freedom to assemble are not rights but “allowances” from the government…

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 29, 2020 at 11:36 pm

    masses of tangled curls chosen by god itself.

  • Hrad
    April 29, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    Bleach.

  • Do the Reich
    April 29, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    Feel Meals for Muslims. Free train rides and showers for the Jewish. That’s the De Blasio way.

    • Abdul
      April 29, 2020 at 11:38 pm

      I’d like a Feel Meal, where can I get one? Your mom?

  • Just saying
    April 29, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    Have you had any loved ones pass from the virus Mr kearny?

  • Maureen McCarthy
    Micky
    April 29, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    Please read all you can about these two – DeBlasio and McCray. How screwed up can two people be? Thank God they met each other and saved two other people from tragedy. Very sad and disturbing biographies.

  • Bottom Right Subway Picture
    April 29, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    Is that a homeless man showing his balls and asshole to camera while flipping a peace sign?

    • The face of the heroin epidemic
      April 29, 2020 at 7:14 pm

      It’s a heroin addict shitting himself. It’s a pretty common sight unfortunately.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        April 30, 2020 at 10:11 am

        Actually, constipation is a side effect of heroin addiction. When they shit, it’s a shit ton. lol

    • Mayuh Mawtie W.
      April 29, 2020 at 7:16 pm

      Mayor Marty Walsh here did somebody say balls and asshole. I need to examine that photo right away bring it to my office I deputize you as an essential worker.

    • J£WS DRINK THE BLOOD OF WHITE CHILDREN
      April 29, 2020 at 9:45 pm

      That’s just my dad

  • CLARKE
    April 29, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    That’s why Boston is such a great city and NYC sucks!!!!! They have a asshole for a Mayor and Boston has Marty Walsh, Marty 100% knows how to run a city and that’s why Boston doesn’t have this nonsense.. Thank you Mayor Marty!!!! Hopefully Biden doesn’t take you anywhere after he beats Trump in November. We know without you as are Mayor the city will be a shithole in 3 months, Thank you Mayor Walsh and Boston needs you!!!! Marty Walsh greatest Mayor in America!!!

  • Warren Wilhem aka Bill de Blasio
    April 29, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    Politicians are the biggest steaming pile of shits to walk the earth, and di Blasio ranks as one of the worst Pols out there. He’s a self avowed communist, corrupt, a low IQ heathen.
    He appoints his wife as “Equity Inclusion diversity officer for the ‘Corona task force of structural racism. Barf. His wife couldn’t account for 850 million of taxpayer money somehow lost in that toilet called New York. Both are complete scum. Warren Wilhelm and his wife Mad Stacks Of Cash, leave slime trails wherever they go.

    • Chester Courtland
      April 30, 2020 at 5:49 pm

      You’re a fuckin’ idiot. Walsh is an Irish retard with wet brain. This rummy is going to get beat by some gook next year. Boston is fucked sideways because of the political climate in Suffolk County and Walsh is the head knob. Boston has lost 150,000 jobs that will never comeback and that number will go higher as Witless Walsh an Botch Job Baker keep pushing out the lockdown. Stay in Worcester County you fuckin’ pusshead.

  • J£WS ARE THE REAL PLAGUE
    April 29, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    The J£ws want us broke and hopeless. The J£ws want us to kill ourselves from despair and to rule over those who remain. Their word for us is goyim (chattel).

  • J£WS ARE THE REAL PLAGUE
    April 29, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    J£WS want to commit White Genocide.

  • J£WS DRINK THE BLOOD OF WHITE CHILDREN
    April 29, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    This shutdown was orchestrated by the J£ws to financially ruin the white middle class. The 1% are 99% J£wish. This is what the J£ws did right before they killed 60,000,000 whites during the HOLODOMOR. They starve us all to death. You never hear about it because the J£ws control the media.

    • Jewmerica
      April 30, 2020 at 2:53 am

      Bingo! This guy knows the real virus are the little hats.

      • J£WS DRINK THE BLOOD OF WHITE CHILDREN
        April 30, 2020 at 7:08 am

        Thank you Jewmerica.

        You seem pretty cool, want to quarantine together in my Mom’s basement? Bonus if you have extra lube.

        • Jewmerica
          April 30, 2020 at 7:10 am

          Sorry man, I’m only into little boys.

  • CLARKE
    April 29, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Fuck all those assholes!!! Thank God Marty Walsh is are Mayor. Ever notice how Marty constantly makes the right choice for the people of Boston??? Fuck off you stupid assholes, Marty is so ahead of the rest of the country its embarrassing. Thank you Mayor Marty!!!!

  • ANGRY GIANT
    April 29, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    Being a liberal means never having to say you’re sorry.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      May 2, 2020 at 5:28 am

      Or “I was wrong.”

  • BucketNutz
    Carlos Danger
    April 29, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Huma & I would never have tried this.

  • Boe Jiden
    Chicken Little
    April 29, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Why won’t you listen to me please!?!?

  • Mr. Bubba
    April 29, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    First I came for the comments then I came again.

  • Obey you peasant
    April 29, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    What a joke the junkies and street bums gather anywhere they want any time they want and everybody talks about being compassionate. Give em new needles, counseling, hotel rooms, money.

    But no job for you, you are not essential, your surgery isn’t essential, your home isn’t essential, your business isn’t essential and your life savings isn’t essential. Get ready for a tax hike with everybody out of work Massachusetts isn’t getting enough Revenue.

    • J.Curtatone
      May 1, 2020 at 3:20 am

      The junkies don’t have $300 you peon! We know you got that stimulus check, so we want a 1/3. Give it up!!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 29, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Any politician, or person for that matter, who caters to muslims in this country should be considered a traitor and be treated accordingly.

  • Snarky Pete
    April 29, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    We must end abortion if it’ll save just one life

  • BucketNutz
    BucketNutz
    April 29, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    Open the economy, let all the healthy get Covid (like a Chicken Pox party), & let’s be done with it.
    Who do you trust more? Mother Nature or the pharmaceutical industry?

    • Pete Flippy
      April 29, 2020 at 3:32 pm

      Gotta go with team viagra…

  • randiguy2006
    Yeah
    April 29, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Should I listen to epidemiologists or a guy who blogs about “crotch fruit” from his basement.

    Tough call for sure.

    • Dunning-Kearn-ey Effect
      April 29, 2020 at 2:17 pm

      Didn’t you real the blog? Holing up with your family while one member makes the occasional grocery run is VERY dangerous for virus transmission. If even one member gets it, the whole family is exposed. Therefore, as Uncle says, logically, it would be MUCH safer if everyone was just out & about mingling amongst hundreds and thousands of strangers every day and then going home to those same families.

      • Pete Flippy
        April 29, 2020 at 3:47 pm

        Now I understand what to do…

    • Boston Irish
      Daniel Carver
      April 29, 2020 at 4:35 pm

      He’s Dick Hurtz from Holden. I hope all je&s and muslims continue to defy the orders

  • Private Pyle
    April 29, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    Serious question, what kind of vehicle does Landon Steele drive. On my way to work this morning on 128 there was a pick up in front of me with a sticker of a machine gun n the left side of the back window and a huge sticker in the middle that said COMBAT MEDIC, had to be him right? I can’t believe anyone else would have something so cringeworthy and douchey on display.

    • Kaptain Komedy
      April 29, 2020 at 3:15 pm

      He drives a 2004 Penismobile. Half inflated.

  • Martha
    April 29, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    It will be the Christians fault when they refuse to get bill gates micro chip vaccine

  • stop the presses
    April 29, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    Gee what a story!!

  • Silence Does Bad
    April 29, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    You mean Warren Willheim III, Deblasio’s real name. Just another trust fund rich wasp, but to become politically viable in New York, he changed his name to appear more ethnic.Long history of communist support , Love of all things communist. The greater the communist murderer was, the more warren Wiheim loves them.

    • Karen White
      April 29, 2020 at 2:01 pm

      Diblasio is NOT a WASP.
      Being Catholic and Italian doesn’t cut it in our club.
      Do you even know what WASP means?

      • Silence Does Bad
        April 29, 2020 at 7:45 pm

        White Anglo Saxon Protestant. He is not Itallian or Catholic, so what is your point ?

  • J£WS DRINK THE BLOOD OF WHITE CHILDREN
    April 29, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    My 2-inch uncircumcised member can only get so erect for Herr Warren Wilhelm.

  • Pam Demic
    April 29, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    This isn’t about health. This isn’t about safety. It’s about power and control. And sticking it to the Tangerine Tyrant.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      May 2, 2020 at 5:32 am

      I award you the victory for coining “Tangerine Tyrant.”

      I fully intend to steal and utilize that moniker.

  • Dunning-Kear-ney Effect
    April 29, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    God, even when you have the slightest bit of a point you can’t manage to articulate it in a halfway logical manner.

    • Dunning-Kearn-ey Effect
      April 29, 2020 at 2:18 pm

      Everyone who downvotes this is telling on themselves.

  • Hate liberals
    April 29, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    I say we round up every registered Democrat and ship them to China. I’ll lose some family members and friends, but in the end we have to do something about the democrat problem in OUR country.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      April 29, 2020 at 3:22 pm

      Why don’t you round up all the Irish, Cubans, Militiamen and Klansmen as well while you’re just deporting arbitrary groups.

      If you disagree with someone, at least try and engage in debate with them. That’s how democracy works. What you want is dictatorship by someone with the same views as you. Dick.

      • True Reality Speaks
        More Millenial Mind Mush
        April 29, 2020 at 8:21 pm

        Yeah, engage in debate. And then kill them, like you limey pussies did to the Catholics in Northern Ireland for 7 decades.

        Get lost you hypocritical, uninformed cuck. You probably get your American news from The Guardian.

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          April 30, 2020 at 3:15 am

          The prosecution rests.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    April 29, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    Have a feeling that the commenter with the antisemitic rants will have something to say about this one in 3….2…..1………

    • Eric Wunschel
      justsomedirtyass
      April 29, 2020 at 1:22 pm

      Anti-Semites can eat my dirty starfish (ran out of toilet paper, leaves are a couple weeks away)

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