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Weymouth, Boston Rapper/Hardos Sent Us The Best Death Threats Ever This Week!!!

Weymouth, Boston Rapper/Hardos Sent Us The Best Death Threats Ever This Week!!!


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We get so much fan mail at Turtleboy that we like to share our favorite ones with you. Especially when we get “death threats.” Because there’s no such thing as a death threat on the Internet. It’s just words on the Internet from wannabe hardos. We only bring this up because so many SJW’s on social media have whined about “death threats” they’ve received in order to make themselves victims. Victims of what? Internet trolls writing mean, empty promises that never end up happening? You poor thing. We get them literally every single day, and we haven’t even fully reached our potential yet. Can’t wait to see the kinds of “threats” we get in the future. Here’s today’s batch…..

The first comes from this winner:



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His name is EJ Burns. He appears to be from Boston. We’re not sure what loser he is here to defend the honor of, but I’m sure they’re a great person who didn’t deserve to be publicly shamed and humiliated.

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So scared!!! Does this look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t meet you at your house to avenge some cheesehog’s good name?

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That guy does NOT smile for pictures, and thus we can assume he does NOT fuck around.

Then there’s this winner….



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His name is Derek Winslow. Guess what he wants to be when he grows up?

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Up and Coming rapper!!! Never saw that one coming!! Someone’s gotta teach this kid how hashtags work though. Hey genius, if you leave spaces between words, then only the first word comes up on the hashtag. You literally just wrote #Been instead of #BeenOnMyGrind. Not sure who you’re looking to interact with if they’re searching for #Been, but it’s probably not who you were hoping for.

But then again, he’s “street certified” so he probably knows a lot more about how this works than I do.

Anyway, here’s what he had to say….

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Uh-oh!! Shot’s fired. You’re never too old for yo Momma jokes if you’re still holding onto the dream of being a rapper! Everyone hide your Mom’s, because the milf slayer is coming to town!!!


Then there’s this…

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Poor desk girl.

Hide yo wife, hide yo mom, because Derek Winslow the Weymouth rapper and his magical Jurassic pork is fucking EVERYTHING that walks in the 508!!

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Oh snap!!! The neckbeard killah ain’t playing around!! His first imaginary Internet homicide will definitely help his street cred. At least he’ll be able to sell a few more tickets to his next concert in Wareham….



Then he turned himself into the victim….

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Wait a minute. A couple seconds ago you were Mr. “I’m sticking my Weymouth thunderrod in everything Turtleboy loves, if I choose not to kill them first.” Now he’s Mr. “you’re mean to my ratchet friends and you’re making them sad and if they hypothetically kill themselves it will be all your fault.”

Come on bro. Either you’re a hardo or you’re a victim. Pick one. Like E. J. Burns did. You can’t be both.


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31 Comment(s)
  • John Remington
    July 24, 2017 at 11:09 am

    You know a lot of the people you post stories about have drug problems and/or mental health issues right?
    I hope somebody writes articles trying to exploit your friends and family that have issues too so they can have a quick laugh and make a buck and so that you know how it feels. Most of the people commenting here are worse than the people in your stories and they just come here to feel better about yourself, you appeal to weak people because you prey on weaker people, how do you feel about that? I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night knowing that with my journalistic skills I could have written something that brings people together or something that informs people but instead every day I write articles that shit on vulnerable people. Good job

  • Dave
    February 13, 2017 at 11:22 am

    You guys are the best man! I love seeing all these tools get exactly what the deserve! I love how your so on point with what you say and these gaybo’s are all over the place! No idea how to spell! No idea about anything really!

    February 13, 2017 at 12:53 am

    Mr. “you’re mean to my ratchet friends and you’re making them sad and if they hypothetically kill themselves it will be all your fault.” come on man that’s not what he said , If YOUR kid grows up and gets bullied cause of the harm you cause and kills themselves you will feel the pain you caused all these people? ( what no grammar check ) but you see shit in that text that isn’t there. COME ON MAN!

      February 13, 2017 at 12:55 am

      I love your blog but come on keep it real . Might as well pick up a Worc mag at this rate.

  • Mr Butthurt
    February 12, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    Just missing a bulls cap

  • juror seven esq.
    February 12, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    Hey, that Fitchburg address, isn’t that Kevin Lynch’s mother’s house? WTF, is Kevin one of the TBS journalists now?

  • Matty
    February 12, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    Fake ass…wanna be….are yall serious? Im not a big guy at all but thats almost the funniest shit!… Nike boy weighs 50 lbs…and that fuckin walrus with the beard…gotta be a joke….if he really wants to fight send him my way…..i do believe my responce has actually been quoted by the late….. great….tupac…”thats y i fu#$&d your wife you fat motherfucker”….if your fat ass wants to fight……jump on a goddam tread mill and fight that cholesterol

    • ZephyrCat
      February 12, 2017 at 5:45 pm

      Yeah, Tupac quoted you, Lmfao….You’re right up there with 50 lb’er & walrus-boy. A little to self-confident, and stupid as fuck!

  • James Pratt
    February 12, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    You stupid punks trying to be something you’re truly not. Just like there was no need for gangs in Seattle why screw up a perfectly place just to say you came from the ghetto or the projects. You punks aren’t what you’re trying to say you are so just stop!

  • Inbreeding gone wild
    February 12, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    The first high school dropout, is all about NIKE. The company would be so proud of his accomplishments, zero. Guess the Situation from “Jersey Shore” has a brother, another loser. Secondly, the Adidas rapper aka fem-boy poseur. The Abe Lincoln beard is so becoming too. Of course another high school dropout.

  • ZephyrCat
    February 12, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    Boys (that’s right, boys not men) have always been this way. They have nothing, they are nothing & deep down they know this. So, what to do? Be angry & let everyone around you know to keep away because they hate themselves. And again, they hate themselves because they’ve made bad decisions on top of being fundamental losers. This is where sterilization would help because at least we could help the gene pool by keeping these losers from breeding & making more of their own. But the liberal left says that’s a crime. So, here we are. All we can do is laugh at them, & point at them as they fling their shit at everyone else, like apes in a zoo.

  • Wtf
    February 12, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    Ok i have a couple if questions. Is there a website that has the sped-cial hand gestures theyake or is it just a weak attempt at ASL? Do all these people really , honestly think that a blog, a turtle, or a fkn turd is going to make someone kill themselves? If thats the case then shouldnt they be concerned about that persons mental state BEFORE TBS gets ahold of a story. Hey idea blame anything ,literally anything other than the fkn internet that requires effort to find and read. No one ,at be a social media professor , ever makes anyone read the interWEB. Shut it off , read a fkn book , i promise not one single one of these tampon drippings have been in a novel.

  • Chuck and Buck suck and fuck.
    February 12, 2017 at 12:33 pm

    “EJ”? Is that short for Elton John?!?
    Somebody’s tampered with that kids butthole 100%

  • LLC
    February 12, 2017 at 10:57 am

    Cannot breathe. BWhAHAHAHAHAA

    This post is gold.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    February 12, 2017 at 10:18 am

    Are those fellers using Fop or Dapper Dan?

  • Seaman Stains
    February 12, 2017 at 10:16 am

    Wow, a two’fer in one day. Sounds like a good time to me, I wish I could get two young boys willing to come over to my fancy loft and beat my backside. Some guys have all the luck.

  • Snakebit
    February 12, 2017 at 9:56 am

    EJ seemed to be working up to a “Cash me outside, how ba da”, asking for TB’s address like that.

  • Wangstas suck balls 100%
    February 12, 2017 at 9:43 am

    There is one thing that worries me TB, SSTG and the rest of the TB crew. Those little shit stains that are all 100% with their hair products and Air shoes from Worcester Bling Bling might have a real gun cause they are to fuckin pussy to fight like a real person. While I am sure even my 7yo goldfish could kick their ass and you would have no problem using their buy one get one free jeans to clean up the mess after you beat them silly bullets make it an uneven fight. I am sure you have it under control. I just worry that one day one of these butt hurts will do something stupid and there will be no more TB.

    • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      February 12, 2017 at 12:04 pm

      Not to worry. They’re more likely to shoot their own balls off carrying a gun “OG” style. Not to mention that these wannabes are about as close to being real thugs as Elizabeth Warren, and I doubt he and the other hardos could afford the gas money to fuel up the ’94 Honda to get their pussy beat down crew out of the mean streets of the South Shore.


      • Wangstas suck balls 100%
        February 12, 2017 at 12:54 pm

        Yeah they probably would shoot their own nuts off. They have to have some cash, you need some serious gel to get those hair styles. The ’94 Honda Civic with the big fin on the trunk (gotta keep the ass end tight to the ground pullin all those G’s around the corners with your front wheel 100hp car) and 14″ exaust pipe (Makes it sound like a lawn mower) only takes $5 of gas to go anywhere, cmon it’s only a 4 cylinder. Then I know they probably couldn’t hit the side of a barn at 20′ shooting sideways like a thug, but one of these meatsticks might get lucky. TB does get their panties all hot and bothered when he calls them out on their BS. One might someday decide to put, his big boy underwear on pull up his pants and try to “Do sumthin” about it. I hope TB and SSTG both uphold their 2nd amendment rights just in case. I would hate to not be able to see TBS expose the corruption in this state.

  • Phong
    February 12, 2017 at 9:02 am

    It looks like Derek uses Mobil1 as a hair care product.

  • BobnMic
    February 12, 2017 at 8:18 am

    This is exactly what I would send to Tredge if I were on facebook because I’m abhardo too. I’m really not on facebook guys.

    So SSTG, did you get my facebook message about coming on Live?

    DEA Agent

    • BobnMic
      February 12, 2017 at 9:22 am

      *a hardo dammit. I am a hardo.

      Fucking verizon iphone

      • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
        February 12, 2017 at 12:38 pm

        Me too…I have a hardon too. It’s my worcester wiggle twig.

  • Buck Futts
    February 12, 2017 at 8:13 am

    I’d climb over ten good pussies to get at Derek the doughboys balloon knot. Then I can drop my rope on his fuzzy chinstrap.

  • Sexual Chocolate
    February 12, 2017 at 7:39 am

    Looks like EJ skips shoulder day at the gym.

  • FatFingr Lou
    February 12, 2017 at 7:39 am

    No way! A Donovan McNabb shirt? On the South Shore? Hahahahaha!

    I’ll bet you couldn’t find one in Philly unless it was in a closet of broken dreams, on the floor with a cat sleeping on it.

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 12, 2017 at 6:23 am

    I’m honestly surprised he spelled rapper with 2 p’s. Or maybe he fucked that up and he’s really an up and coming raper which would explain his fascination with poking his weymouth thunder rod in everything Turtleboy loves.

  • ninja turtleboy
    February 12, 2017 at 6:21 am

    i read this by my fire that i started with a stack of worcester mags

    February 12, 2017 at 6:05 am

    When you have nothing, no skills to offer, your only avenue to success is “a rapper” because that’s where the big money is these days, isn’t it? What a couple of shit stains on society

  • derick
    February 12, 2017 at 4:41 am

    straight ball bag to the max

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