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Here’s something you don’t see on sale in yard sale pages every day…..
Oh. My. God.
It’s like a Turtleboy wet dream. A wildeyeast infection named “Amanda Amanda” selling Newport 100’s, which you can buy for $10 a pack, for $10. Because why go to the store when you can drive up I-93 to buy them from this glorious south shore product:
This is the greatest post these turtle eyes have ever seen.
She lives in Boston but you’ll never guess where this crotch nectar came from……
Weymouth. Because…..of course Weymouth.
Apparently Amanda squared was not aware that it’s against the law to sell cigarettes online in Massachusetts. People assumed it was a joke, but it turns out it was all too real:
I can smell the Newport 100’s from Pembroke!
Then the jokes began…..
And they kept coming
Finally poor Amanda Amanda realized that this business venture was not going as planned, so she abandoned ship.
Lesson learned baby girl!! Although I think the real crime here was the fact that you were charging $10 for secondhand cigarettes that people had to drive to Southie to pick up. I’m not even gonna ask how a twatsicle like yourself acquires two different brands of cigarettes that she doesn’t have any intention of smoking. But I’m sure you have a perfectly good explanation for that as well. If you wanna tell us more about it we are all ears. I know Uncle Turtleboy and Gupta Patel are looking to having a guest on Turtleboy Live Saturday night. Hit us up on the Facebook machine if you’re interested!