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When You Call The Milford Police And Lie To Them About Residents Being Held Against Their Will You’re Not Helping Anyone Out



The Police were called to the Gan Rivkah Center today after someone falsely told them a resident was being held against their will there. We explicitly condemn behavior like this and have released a statement on TB Daily News in regards to that matter. Read it here



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12 Comment(s)
  • Hopedale Blue Raider
    August 24, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    Milford is becoming more and more like Fitchburg every day. A total dump

  • Klancy
    August 23, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    First, are you sure it happened? I mean this IS Roseville we’re talking about.
    Aren’t the police able to see EVERY call that comes in. Even blocked ones?
    Do we know where the call came from? Could it have been from a Hadassah fan or dare I say it Rose herself?

  • Leonard Washington
    August 23, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    This sucked for me cause I have warrants. It’s hard enough evading Vlad but now I had to hop out of bed and run through that overgrown garbage dump of a yard with my pants around my ankles. I keep telling Heidi to come to my place but she’s too dedicated to controlling her people and likes to be on site.

  • Turtle Rider
    August 23, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    The work of proud Turtle Riders!!!!

  • Finn
    August 23, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    They call it a battered womens shelter.
    I call it a great place to meet single women who like to fuck.


  • z
    August 23, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    Yeah who ever did it is just trying to save those girls.
    I would say donate a case of the super cool Turtleboy T-shirts to the center but I don’t want the competition. I wear my Turtleboy gear everywhere I go, It’s my way of telling all the single ladies look out I’m a playa!

  • I'm shocked!
    August 23, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    But OF COURSE TB bears NO responsibility in this.

    • Captain Trips
      August 23, 2019 at 4:02 pm

      No, but Antifa probably does

  • F*U
    August 23, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    It was David. He wants to escape mommies demented grip.

  • Blame it on.....
    August 23, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    Doesn’t necessarily have to be a TB fan, could’ve been (and probably was) someone trying to make TB look bad.

    • Big Fatone
      August 23, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      Probably the same genius who sent out the mailers….

    • Captain Trips
      August 23, 2019 at 4:02 pm

      I’m willing to bet it was some SJW who doesn’t like TB

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