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Whiskey Ed Prisby Joins The Turtleboy Graveyard And Resigns In Disgrace After Being Exposed Maskless In Liquor Store And Doing A Drunken Live Stream He Pulled Down

 

Before Christmas we exposed Grafton Board of Selectman member and ambulance chasing attorney Ed Prisby for going into a liquor store without a mask on after demanding that the town fine more businesses that don’t enforce mask policies.

He lied about the video being tampered with before coming clean and issuing a fake apology. Then that night he shared the blog on his page, called me trash, and did a drunken live show from his office in Lexington at 8:30 PM instead of going home to be with his family. The stream got taken over by turtle riders who not only called him out for his hypocrisy but also made allegations about infidelity (which personally, I have no interest in because I’m really just concerned about the fact that he’s a tyrant), and he freaked out, called me a fucking asshole and ended the stream.

The next day he sobered up, removed the post, and pretended he hadn’t embarrassed himself.

Then today this happened.

Add another one to the Turtleboy graveyard!

Ed isn’t resigning because he wants to. He’s resigning because we made him. He knows he had no chance of getting re-elected, and his family probably asked him to stop embarrassing them. He admits that his boss was nagging him about it, probably because Ed posts drunken live streams from their offices, which gives all of them a bad name.But this was my personal favorite line:

And, most dear to my heart, we have set in motion the construction of affordable housing at the long-vacant 25 Worcester Street.

He’s really proud that he advocated for affordable housing. He hates to see people living on the streets and is a good bleeding heart liberal who advocates for the poor while living in an affluent suburb full of white people.

Except for the fact that all of his reviews on Avvo are from landlords thanking him for his help evicting tenants.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m Team Landlord 99.9% of the time. Get the deadbeats out of there! But I also don’t pretend to be a bleeding heart liberal who wants more affordable housing in town. Keep the ratchets in Worcester where they belong.

At the end of the day Ed Prisby isn’t that much different from me. He thinks masks are stupid vanity pieces that do nothing to stop the spread of commie cold, and he thinks people who don’t pay their rent should be evicted. The big difference is that I’m not a complete fraud. Good riddance, tyrant!

 

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59 Comment(s)
  • Cancel Culture Sucks
    December 30, 2020 at 8:43 pm

    So this guys crime against Turtleboy and humanity is he went into a package store to buy some booze without a mask on so now you want to ruin his life? That makes total sense.
    Lucky for you TB once you close this web site all of the people you’ve pissed off over the years will just let bygones be bygones and that will be the end of.
    I’m sure nobody who’s life you’ve fucked will not make it their sole purpose in life to make you and your entire family miserable for as long as they live.
    I’m sure any company you get hired by will not get bombarded daily by people wanting you fired.
    This is why all you cancel culture homos are fucking yourselves and you don’t even realize it.

    • hartf811
      Hypocrisy Sucks
      December 31, 2020 at 12:25 pm

      Perhaps. But this tyrannical hypocrite will lose everything. And that makes it worth it. I don’t give 2 fucks about TB. He is just the vessel to out cretins and losers. Eddie your future is getting dirtbags off Pro Bono for quite a while. I wouldn’t hire you you carry and envelope across the street.

  • Earl of Shrewsbury
    December 30, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Grafton seems weak and ripe for the taking!

    Their cavalry has been disbanded by the peasants stealing their equine tranquilizers over many years.
    The gentry have no heart, and their estates and castles are left unguarded during Disney season.

    Onward Yeomen! Mark your targets and shoot straight!

    • Earl of Shrewsbury
      December 30, 2020 at 6:30 pm

      Fortify the bridge…set the trebuchets on the Hospitaler fortress of Worcester
      Advance on Rte 140…pikes, glaives and billmen.. Forward!

  • Dans mom
    December 30, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    Good riddance you narcissist asshole! He gets on the board stirs up a ton of shit and leaves, weak quitter! Obviously he never heard the phrase “people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones!” You think nobody in town knows about your indiscretions? Small town pal, I still think he wanted the town administrator out because the TA canned his side piece the Fox who at the time was married to a town employee! This guy reeks of immoral traits. But yet he had his little band of minions like Dickless Cusher and his stinky twat mama, fat Amy Marr, nut job Vacca, pothead Spinney and a cast of other shitbags. Why don’t you All pack your bags and get the f out of town! You think your so awesome but the truth is most of the town can’t stand your guts!

    • Grafton Complains
      December 30, 2020 at 4:20 pm

      The Fox was only one. Grafton Complains meetup 2018. K?????????????????????????

    • Eric Rossini
      December 30, 2020 at 5:22 pm

      Ed should come check out my Westborough business, MassDojo, where I thumb my nose at the COVID restrictions every single day. I sure hope no one tries to cancel me.

      Also, I’m like 4 feet tall.

  • P C
    PFC
    December 30, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    You’re doing God’s work, TB. Another one bites the dust – good riddance.

  • Sleazy Ed
    December 30, 2020 at 11:51 am

    If Ed lives black lives so much why not move to Roxbury and represent black convicts fucked over by the white man pro bono
    You know walk the walk

    You hypocrite cocksucker

  • Masshole report returning in 3 days
    December 30, 2020 at 8:43 am

    You did not single handed take shit down, except a cucumber to your pink starfish.
    And you and your trolls jumping into an stream is why he mentioned you. I am sure he (or 99 percent of people overall) do not know who Turtleboy is.

    Can’t wait until Masshole Report put you in their graveyard.

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    • Observer
      December 30, 2020 at 10:37 am

      Are you my ex wife?
      You seem to be, going on and on, every day.

      • Joe's Leg Hair
        December 31, 2020 at 7:04 am

        That’s one of Kate’s children dealing with their Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

    • Rational thinker
      December 30, 2020 at 11:07 am

      Yo bro…..get a life….a hobby……or some type of medication if these friggin blogs are affecting you this way!!!

    • TLDR 5 page sentence
      December 30, 2020 at 11:08 am

      TLDR, didn’t understand the headline either but it does make scrolling to read comments easier, I can use fast scroll and not miss any real comments. Where did I read that funny comment? Oh yeah it was below the TLDR 5 page sentence book mark.

    • I get my Aunts sloppy seconds
      December 30, 2020 at 2:09 pm

      Who the fuck names their kid Jahalaia?

    • Thanks Again
      December 30, 2020 at 8:35 pm

      Yup, scroll wheel is still working flawlessly! Thanks again for these daily tests, I very much appreciate it.

  • Dick DiBona
    December 30, 2020 at 8:11 am

    Uh huh, he’s not seeking re-election because he wants more family time. These power trip authority types stick to their positions like flies on shit, unless they need to duck out quickly before something catches up to them. It’s why certain State employees suddenly “retire” right before they’re about to face the music.

  • Lindsey Vonn
    December 30, 2020 at 2:13 am

    I despise my father.So much more negroe cock to feast on.2021 Will be great!

    “Over the past 3 years PK and I have had some incredible times together.” Vonn wrote. “He is a kind, good man, and someone I respect a great deal.

    “However, after much consideration we have decided to move forward separately. We will always remain friends and love each other immensely. We ask that you please respect our privacy during this time.”

    • hartf811
      Filthy Animals
      December 30, 2020 at 9:06 am

      PK finally woke up and saw all of the Nigroe previous pecker graffiti on the wrinkly 10 day old lunch meat hanging between her thunder thighs, and hit the bricks. Lots of dumb rink-skanks out there wanting to burn coal.

    • Tiger
      December 30, 2020 at 9:46 am

      So he hit it and quit it like me

    • PK Subban
      December 30, 2020 at 4:10 pm

      It was all down hill since the Habs
      I could score from the blue line every time or charge the net.

      I just want my stick, helmet and left skate back

      • hartf811
        Keep the races separate
        December 31, 2020 at 12:17 pm

        PK,
        You were an albino deer during hunting season in reverse. A freak of nature. We all know about the “shifty ground principle” that affects Silverbacks. It is the down side of the Mandingo fascination that keeps coal burning, gold digging sluts lining up for people like you. You used to be whipped for it. No you just get to keep the Herpes you get for life as a door prize.

  • Covid19 not a myth
    December 30, 2020 at 1:27 am

    Representative-elect Luke Letlow (R-LA) died Tuesday from coronavirus at the age of 41, five days before he was due to be sworn in as a member of the 117th Congress, representing the people of Louisiana’s rural 5th congressional district. Letlow had announced his diagnosis on December 18, and had been in intensive care as his condition deteriorated. He leaves behind a wife and 2 young children.

    In a related story, Colorado reported the first case in the U.S. of a fast-spreading variant of Covid-19 that was first detected in the U.K. and led to a widespread lockdown and travel restrictions there.

    Health officials said the case was confirmed by a state lab and found in a man in his 20s in Elbert County, southeast of Denver. The man, who had no history of travel, had been placed into isolation and details of his case were reported to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      CalmWhiteDad
      December 31, 2020 at 2:03 pm

      FAKE NEWS

      He died from a heart attack while they were jamming tubes into his lungs.

      Try again you fucking zombie.

  • Ghost of Nico the plymouth police K9
    December 30, 2020 at 1:04 am

    Yeah so I growled at officer barney fife and grabbed his arm, fife loved to do that shit at home all the time, he egged me on and showed off how we played rough, but this time he fucking shot me, fucking killed me, what an asshole!

  • Hillaria
    December 30, 2020 at 12:15 am

    How you say ed takes multiple coocumbers up da azz

    No bueno Eduardo

  • Luke Letlow
    December 29, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    I’m dead.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawata
    December 29, 2020 at 11:30 pm

    OMG! Ed Prisby is so f*cking hot! I am rubbing up against every hard surface in my house just thinking of him! I got to get out of this sopping wet pantsuit!

  • Triangle Head Prisby
    December 29, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    “I studied hard in school”….. ….. ……….. and that entitles you to what? ? ? ? 5 extra points at the end of your career?

    I have worked hard all my life to get fucked over by lying shit sacks like you go fuck yourself triangle head.

  • Philly Boons Represent
    December 29, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    PHILADELPHIA (CBS) — A violent night pushes Philadelphia closer to reaching a historicand acceptable milestone. The city could be on track to surpass the most homicides ever in a calendar year.

    The record is 504 primate homicides which was set in 1990 and with three days left to go in this year the city is has had at least 490 primate homicides.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      CalmWhiteDad
      December 30, 2020 at 12:38 am

      Definitely take the OVER. They can feel the revolution in the air.

      • GO CHICAGO BOONS GO
        December 30, 2020 at 6:12 am

        You guys seem pretty cool, maybe all three of us can get a motel room, but you two fags pay.

        • hartf811
          Georgy Malenkov
          December 30, 2020 at 9:09 am

          And the “Proud black woman” mayor of Atlanta tossed out an open question for ideas on how to stop the killing in Hot’Lanta. Buehler? Buehler?
          Hey allow the police to shoot boons in greater numbers. Dead thugs do not reoffend.

        • Yes Yes Yall and Ya Dont Stop
          December 30, 2020 at 9:44 am

          Fishin again fag.
          I say atleast 10 boons slsughtered
          In chicago on New Years Eve

  • The Olde Padre
    December 29, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    I have fond memories of molesting Edward Prisby on a camping trip.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    December 29, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Everybody ready for payback? I heard a new strain of the Wuhan Flu is making the rounds and still not killing young healthy people but fuck that, we need a national lockdown! That senile fuck is going to screw the whole God damn country day 1, if he fucking remembers he’s the President!

    And i’d be concerned we’ve gone two days, two fucking days w/o Charlie and Marty sticking their fucking faces out there to tell us how bad we all are. What’s with the news stations on their twitter feed having pictures of these two pricks looking like bad ass hombres in their news feed everytime they tell us their about to lecutre us. Moley Wart and Stumbles the clown wouldn’t look tough at a marbles convention.

  • Deval Patrick
    December 29, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Ed Prisby of Grafton Massachusetts is a convicted felon and a known sword swallower.

  • Jeffrey Dahmers Blue Plastic 55 Gallon Drum
    December 29, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    I would turn him into soup in my bathtub after gentle anal.

  • Tuukka Rask
    December 29, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    While he is broadcasting the wife is out smoking a couple of apes poles for weed.

  • True Reality Speaks
    My Thumbs Up/Down Make the Tallys Go To Zero, Too
    December 29, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    Anyone else able to post a stand alone comment but not a reply to someone else’s?

    • Me
      December 29, 2020 at 10:13 pm

      I’m not able to reply to anybody’s comment too.

      • There I Replied, Love Ed
        December 29, 2020 at 11:08 pm

        Lick my balls. Love Ed

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    December 29, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    Calves like a 12 year old girl.Riiight?!?!

  • Ed The Tool
    December 29, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    Hey Ed you shitbag you suck on that cigar like it’s a n!ggers dick
    Which you’ve had many

  • Orion
    December 29, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Good. Fuck that lying, smarmy motherfucker.

  • Hey Ed
    December 29, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    I hope you read this. I’m not one to kiss and tell, but you seem to be a world class douchebag and deserve all the rotten karma you can get. And from what I’ve heard your wife has turned out to be no prize either…..so have you asked Nicole if she is the same girl who used to get fucked in her ass so she could remain a “virgin”? She looks an awful lot like the Nicole I used to know from Auburn.

    • President Harris
      December 29, 2020 at 10:24 pm

      All the Worcester Silverbacks have stretched her cornhole at least once.

  • ED
    December 29, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    I msy not wear the maskbut you can bet I still wear the pink panties with dildo shoved firmly up my azz because the democratic science says this keeps me safe

  • Calm WhiteDad
    CalmWhiteDad
    December 29, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    Another fraud, woke, mama’s boy. These types deserve the worst.

    He’s not going to last a week after the upcoming famine and military occupation. There isn’t much need for a soy pencil pusher that specialises in archaic capitalistic laws in our new Authoritarian/Communist world.

  • Grafton Gator
    December 29, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    He hasn’t resigned.

    Not seeking re-election is not the same as resigning.

    And it had nothing to do with you, but keep bloviating about how wonderful you are.

    • Jeff J
      Ok Ed Whatever You Say
      December 29, 2020 at 9:02 pm

      We know……..believe me, we know.

    • Big Lou
      December 29, 2020 at 9:11 pm

      Hey Ed, suck a dick!

    • Calm WhiteDad
      CalmWhiteDad
      December 29, 2020 at 9:12 pm

      Dear Ed,

      Go suck some more Chyna ass you fucking fraud traitor.

      Sincerely,
      Everyone with a soul

    • Edso
      December 29, 2020 at 9:42 pm

      Grafton

      Your just pissed off because you don’t want people to find out your mother has been sucking Ed’s small dick on tuesdays and thursdays

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    December 29, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    can anyone name something interesting in Grafton that I would want to go see?

    • G Ber
      Lonely gutless Democrat in Grafton
      December 29, 2020 at 9:38 pm

      The sign saying “entering Upton”.

    • Choo Choo Charlie
      December 29, 2020 at 9:54 pm

      The Upton and Grafton Railroad! But I’m a train guy, so that might not be for everyone.

    • Sewage Face
      December 29, 2020 at 11:16 pm

      The Grafton sewage plant main cess pool looks like Eddy Prisby’s face with dark chocolate stubble.

  • Hu Fartted
    Hu Fartted
    December 29, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    A sleazy lawyer story? Stop the presses!!

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