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Source: A Muslim couple in Arkansas dressed in a thobe and hijab were taunted on social media and are planning to move after getting tossed from a mall while holiday shopping. Alan and Daphne Crawford and their son were removed from Fort Smith’s Central Mall on Saturday after others grew concerned about the family’s supposedly suspicious behavior — but they claim they were just minding their own business and enjoying themselves. Cops said Alan Crawford was recording people in the mall, which was against the rules. Photos of the couple and their son being removed from the mall were posted on Facebook, and were shared several thousand times.
“I probably would absolutely destroy a bacon cheeseburger or some fries with bacon on them or something like that,” Alan Crawford told the station after he was asked if he was a threat.
“Two weeks before this we went to the mall when we were scouting out the mall the first time, quote unquote, we ate a load of bacon cheese fries, which ISIS would happily kill me for, because I’ve read my book I’m not supposed to eat bacon and I did it anyway.”
Sgt. Daniel Grubbs of the Fort Smith Police Department told the Daily News on Tuesday that the Crawfords were acting suspiciously, and that the shoppers did the right thing by reporting them. Sgt. Grubbs said he believed the Crawfords had recently converted to Islam, and were seen in regular clothing the day after the incident.
“One of the subjects told me that she thought he was acting very strange,” read the police report filed by Fort Smith Officer Anthony Cox. “I spotted the subject walking down the hall by the food court and he was holding his phone up and he was walking as if he was video taping the mall stores.”
When Officer Cox asked Alan Crawford for identification, Crawford said his ID “was in his front pocket and it was against his religion to pull up his ‘Man Dress’ to get it,” according to the police report.
“We purchased about $200 worth of Sperry shoes, which I’d be happy to show everybody,” he told the station. “There’s nothing better than Sperrys. These things last about two to three years a piece and some beautiful Armani glasses from Lens Crafters. And these are the crimes we committed at the mall this weekend.”
Alan Crawford also said a flyer has been circulating on Facebook with a picture of the couple asking people to call the cops if they see them, according to the station. In addition, Crawford said small bombs were planted in their yard.
As a result of all the hostility, the Crawfords say they are planning to move.
“It’s sad really,” Daphne Crawford told the station. “Anyone can come up to us and ask us anything they want to ask us. We stopped and spoke with a couple in the mall and they ended up sticking up with us later on Facebook saying that they had met us and we were a Muslim family trying to do holiday shopping. It’s kind of scary.”
“Co-exist. Spread love not hate,” Alan Crawford told KFSM. “This is what this world is about. Whether you are Christian, Jewish, Atheist. I don’t care. Spread love not hate. I don’t care what religion you are. Killing someone for your religion is wrong. Completely wrong.”
Is this the most obvious ploy for a pay day in the history of get rich quick schemes? The guy’s name is Alan Crawford and he’s from Arkansas. That’s the whitest thing I’ve ever heard. He wasn’t born a Muslim, he converted into one. Why? Because he was looking for the payday obviously. This is straight out of the Clock Boy playbook.
Newsflash – this guy isn’t really Muslim. He’s just a white guy in a dress who is sick of watching real Muslims make all this money in civil lawsuits while he sits on the sidelines and works for a living. This was the plan:
- Join the army and go oversees.
- Convert to Islam to raise Bowe Bergdalh-ish suspicion
- Live in the most conservative part of the country
- Walk around a mall looking as Muslim as you can possibly get, and act as strangely and suspicious as possible.
- Get kicked out of mall.
- Contact Gawker, NY Daily News, Boston.com and other liberal media.
- Collect millions in civil suit settlement.
Look, the guy was purposely trying to look shady. He has every right to go around taping people in the mall, but at the same time, who does that? Someone who is purposely trying to look shady to fuck with dumb ass people from Arkansas. That’s who. If he did this in Cambridge no one would care. But he did it in Arkansas because he knew people would freak out about it, and set himself up for the payday.
Plus the guy purposely used the phrase “scouting out the mall,” when they asked what he was doing there two weeks ago. Has any normal person EVER used that phrase before?
“I’m gonna go down to the Solomon Pond Mall and scout it out. Then two weeks later I’ll come back, buy a bunch of white American bullshit so I can show my attorney that I’m just a regular guy who likes bacon cheeseburgers and porn, and I’ll film everything while I’m doing it.”
You know who scouts things out? Terrorists. I’m not saying this guy was a terrorist, but I am saying what is completely obvious – he wanted people to think he was. But at the end of the day, this is just a white guy from Oklahoma:
Oh yea, and when the cops asked for ID he said he couldn’t give it to them because it’s against Islam to reach into his “man dress?” Pretty sure a real Muslim would know that it’s not actually called a man dress.
And what kind of religion doesn’t allow you to show ID? I have a hard time believing that the Koran says anything about that, but I’m pretty sure a laid back American Muslim like Alan Crawford could just ignore that part of the holy book if he wanted to. After all, he readily admits that he just wolfed down some bacon cheese fries, which would get him killed by ISIS. But he wants us to believe that he draws the line at showing ID in his man dress? LOL. Act shadier bros. You can’t.
And naturally he brought his kid along with him for the adventure in profiling so that he could teach his son how white, American, make-believe Muslims like them are discriminated against by police. It’s basically the same thing those two assholes in Greenfield did – used their kid as a political prop.
You’d honestly be stupid to live in Arkansas and not do this. Easiest payday you’ll ever have. I mean this guy didn’t even try to hide the fact that he’s as Western as you can possibly get. Dude is purposely buying shit that would get him beheaded in Saudi Arabia. Sperrys and Armani? Dude, you live in Arkansas, not Nantucket. Once again, that’s the whitest American thing I’ve ever heard.
The moral of the story is, I feel like a moron for not staging something like this. I’m taking a road trip to Nebraska next weekend to parade around a local evangelical church with my homemade clock and man dress. Problem solved.
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These wingnuts got arrested shortly thereafter in a nearby town. Hi speed chase and shutting down the areas. In the hotel room was rifles and lots of ammo. And drugs or pills of course with kids in tow.
Actually he DOES NOT have the right to walk around the mall filming people. The mall in question has rules clearly posted that prohibit filming inside. They had every right to kick his stupid ginger muzzie wannabe ass out for doing that.
Actually, I used to work in a mall, and even if the mall doesn’t prohibit filming, it is still very shady, and security worries mostly that the footage will be used to plan a robbery. Either way, it is not something security looks upon as a favorable behavior.
I need a plane ticket to Mississippi. I’m going to fill my nephew’s college fund!
They were “holiday shopping?” For what holiday???
He is possibly the worst at following Islam. First he ate pork, possibly at multiple times. Doubt he prayed for forgiveness. Second he should have had pants on under his thobe. That being said the Quran does not forbid lifting the thobe to get into your pockets.
This is called a dry run. Usually everyone is too damn PC to address it. Good for Arkansas. Look for them in Cambridge soon.