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Check out this bootleg Worcester dog breeder….
Yup, she’s looking for you to provide a female chihuahua so her chihuahua can bury his bone in her backyard.
I’m not familiar with the laws regarding breeding, but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to do this without a license or at least filling out a form online. This chick’s making her dog fuck half of Worcester’s K-9 population so she can sell the pups for cash. Smart move investing in a male dog instead of a female. He’ll just keep fucking bitches till he dies.
She’s been looking for a hot minute though…
Hey, here’s an idea – have them grow up with the dog you already own. Then when he dies buy a new dog. That’s the American way.
She’s unable to find a dog at the moment, so until then she’ll just have to settle for the next best thing…
dog filter. Never fails.
But wait, she’s got another scam going too….
Of course she sells her WIC baby formula for $100.
She also falls for scams too:
Of course she’s an anti-vaxxer. Does this look like a woman who isn’t a medical expert?
Nope. She saw something on Facebook about the polio vaccine giving you autism and decided she’d rather roll the dice and hope her kid doesn’t turn into Franklin Roosevelt than to risk them being autistic. Because being in a wheelchair or dying from measles is way better than being the socially awkward kid in class.
Oh, and this…
Jesus fuck. Imagine if these people put half the time into raising their kids as they did naming them? Where do they come up with these names? Was she eating a gallon of mayonnaise while listening to Jam’n 94.5 and just thought to herself, “I got it – Jaymanialise!!””
Oh well, even if they don’t get that puppy at least she’s got this going for her –