Pardon me if you’ve heard this before – but a creepy looking dude got caught selling heroin in Spencer.
That’s a Spencah 44 if I’ve ever seen it.
Keeping the heroin in the general vicinity of your 6 year old crotch fruit. Nothing gets by this guy.
The SPD Facebook post said his girlfriend was there too, but according to his Facebook page he is married to this woman.
Jessica Lirette. And a post that she made last month was just too deliciously ironic not to point out.
Sure, the guy listed as her husband on Facebook was arrested with a crotch fruit that could be her’s, because he was selling heroin. Sure, she didn’t think this was worth posting about on Facebook and if she still lives with him she made no effort to get the kid out of there.
But a sad looking dog outside on a leash? Better steal that shit.
The irony of it all.
At least he knows what to expect in the can.
Here’s hoping that he never sees his poor poon polyps again.
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34 Comment(s)
When I was in Mosul fighting Isis alongside the Kurds….acting on some Intel I had received while speaking Arabic with the locals, I led my team into a shootout with a drug lord just like this guy. I took a bullet to the nose…eh just a minor flesh wound
And I sneezed the bullet out…back to work
Chick asked her FB if it would be wrong to take the dog, doesn’t mean she did. Also if the dope zombie who was arrested had a girlfriend nearby wouldn’t that mean this Ex most likely left him? Why put ex’s on blast without solid proof? This is the stuff i hate about your “journalism”. That and the fact that you rail so hard against censorship yet you’ll block and remove my comments but leave and allow anything racist, homophobic and antisemitic. And yes i did read your ONE post “denouncing” those people yet without fail they’re here commenting everyday, meanwhile i have to use two IP blockers in order to comment here. Stop blocking opposing voices, we also fund your website with traffic so you don’t have to find a job and are able to spend your time railing against GFM all while asking for donations to your “legal fund” which you need because you baselessly doxx and humiliate innocent people who are even connected to scumbags. Get some integrity.
Yet here you are. I guess I don’t understand why you read and comment here if this site is offensive to you.Not sure why you think you are being singled out, plenty of people on here give UTB shit.(myself included) . yeah people say racist shit here and some of it is stupid but some is comical too. They are only words. Merry Christmas
The love child of Uncle Fester and Vincent Schiavelli!
That is one angry mugshot! The type of anger I see on my crotch fruits
faces every Christmas morning.
Please give me a call Uncle.
We need to talk.
Amanda S.
This guy belongs on Nubian Mile in Dudley Square.
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
Ezekiel 25:17
If you are going to quote the Bible, quote the Bible. If you are going to quote Quentin Tarintino’s not-even-close rewrite, then attribute it to Quentin Tarintino.
I’d take a blow job from the wife
Cops should make the dealers inject how every much they are found with on the spot. No narcan involved
I venerate Jessica for showing such empathy toward that little guy. So touching. Happy Winter Holiday, Jessica.
The neighbor’s house looks good and well kept.
I think it’s nice that they put out free items for the taking for those in need this holiday season.
We have for your holiday shopping:
1 pool ladder
1 twin sized box spring (with cover – bonus)!
2 Replacement drawers for your refrigerator
1 4’x4’x1″ spare plywood piece – could always use a spare!
1 dog bed (might need a good washing)
Assorted pieces of fiberglass insulation should you need them to keep warm
Assorted spare pieces of sheetrock – handy to fix holes in the wall!
1 12′ long piece of downspout – it’s that season you know!
1 coffee maker
1 vanity cabinet for your kitchen
We apologize, but the dog has already been snatched up.
So feel free to stop by and do some free Christmas shopping! First come, first served!
Please do not ring the bell when you stop by. It may startle me and cause the needle to miss my vein.
Thanks so much and have a Merry EBT Christmas!
I see more of these man-children-morons running around small town suburbs more and more each day.
But not to worry, modern edukation will fix that…
Already fucked,
Fred
More of the same stupidity daily.
Jessica Liretta is known for giving pretty good lipnicki’s. At least back in the day, don’t know if this is the same nowadays!
Chheeeyyaaaah!
So she gargles a good mushroom huh? Bonus!
Hey Garth, take note of that!
Yes sir! The lipnicki’s are absolutely phenomenal!! Highly recommended.
I was on the couch covered in piss and semen when the popo came in and woke me up out of my PTSD sleep. Thankfully there are Cheetos left in my beard to nipple on while i look for my next house to crash at.
This guy has a wife and a girlfriend. I have a bottle of Jergens. Good God please take me now.
This POS looks like an extra on the Walking Dead.
Looks like two different women in the pics.
First is a would, second one in the group shot, meh, possibly.
He looks mad as hell someone took his drugs.
When they came in at 0600 hrs, I’m sure he was already up and getting ready for work. LMAO! He looks like walking death. She’s probably got a few skeletons in her closet, I’m thinking TB needs to dig those out and dust em off.
A sad end to the child of Uncle Fester and Emmett “Doc” Brown.
So the son of Christopher Lloyd and Christopher Lloyd then?
I think he looks much more like The Rev. Jim from Taxi.
Oh, wait……..
A TAXI reference wow I mean I got it Taxi was fuvking great I just think 90% of the people on here have no idea what your talking about but I got it. Remember the Space Ship episode haha oh man Taxi was awesome.
NONSENSE!
That’s the son of Judge Doom and Professor … Plum…wow….
He is definitely the love child of Mr. Vargas from Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Steve buscemi.
That’s a good hard thumbs up for you. How you like it, I assume.
i suppose i should have said TV’s Uncle Fester, but i’d seen a photo of Jackie Coogan recently and that overrode any remake in my mind. and yes, Rev. Jim captured this gentleman’s lanky aura, langer like, better than Doc Brown, but Taxi’s lost to me in a green fug, Alex.
Junkies against plastic straw ban.
This bitch is the perfect picture for Nubian Square.
Isn’t Roxbury all Nubian?