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Wigtacular Websterite With GoFundMe For Mom Who Had $3K Cash Stolen From Unlocked Car Coincidentally Needs Lawyer Money For DUI 

Wigtacular Websterite With GoFundMe For Mom Who Had $3K Cash Stolen From Unlocked Car Coincidentally Needs Lawyer Money For DUI

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Webduh:

Just to review:

  • His Mom, who is both disabled and on a fixed income, was driving around Christmas shopping and left $3,000 cash in the car that she just withdrew from the bank.
  • Knowing that she had $3K in the car she still chose to leave it unlocked in Worcester.
  • She brought her debit card into the store, even though she had just gone to the bank to withdraw $3K in cash.
  • She came back to the car after being gone only a couple of minutes and found it had been ransacked and her Christmas cash was stolen.
  • Despite the fact that it happened outside of a business in Worcester, it was not caught on any video surveillance, which he made sure to point out in the GoFundMe, in case you were going to ask that question.
  • His mother has a loving heart, therefore you should give him $3,000.

Here’s what Michael Pizzarella forgot to point out – he was just arrested for a DUI less than two months ago:

And a decent DUI attorney will run you a few grand. What a coincidence!!

Not his only Google trophy…..

Oh look, he likes coke. Never saw that one coming.

Don’t worry though, he’s got plenty of money

Including cash for chains

guido haricuts

And a pitbull he refers to as “killa”

Don’t get it twisted though – dude is legitimate businessman.

He even has a LinkedIn page!!

He’s just not gonna help his Mom out with some Christmas cash, despite the obvious enormity of his successes. Instead he’ll Internet panhandle for it. Yup, this story checks out.

We called and looked for a report from that time of day in Worcester but none was made. So we asked him about it…..

And after that question we stopped hearing from him completely. Nothing suspicious about that!

I guess you’ll just have to trust the guy who’s gonna have to shell out a few grand for a DUI attorney and coincidentally has a disabled mother on a fixed budget who had $3,000 cash stolen out of her unlocked car in Worcester. Because he’s “not the type” to run a fraudulent GoFundMe scam like this.

Definitely.

Anyway, this is obviously a huge scam. Just another shithead trying to take advantage of good hearted people at Christmas time by making up a lie about a sympathetic loved one who can bring in the most cash. The thing is that it’s not harmless. The other day someone sent us a GoFundMe about a house fire in Mendon, where a great family lost everything right before the holidays. Normally I’d immediately share a story like that. But instead we had to ask questions and vet it to make sure it was legit. Sucks to live in a world like that because of lugnuts like this.

28 Comment(s)
  • Laughing uncontrollably
    December 30, 2017 at 10:38 am

    This whole family just so happens to be very close with Kyle Snow. Remember him? I know them personally, and I wouldn’t put it past him to make this shit up. His mother is indeed a wonderful woman but his selfish needs have always come first and he’s been kicked out of her house numerous times because of his actions.

  • Sally Bermingham
    Sally Munson
    December 22, 2017 at 7:06 pm

    looks like you rattled his cage when you asked questions as his gofundme for his mom i mean for his DUI lawyer got closed

  • Gaining speed going down hill
    December 21, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    So apparently Anna knows someone, huh? Got all those comments and her picture removed?

    Sucks that people who have lives ruined by this dumb fuck can’t catch a break and this whoremom can make a phone call and get shit done. Sad turtleboy. Why’d you post it to begin with? Lost some cred, man.

    • sounds like you need a nice warm cup of holiday cheer
      December 23, 2017 at 2:44 am

      eek

      sounds like you have an angry dog in the game but no need to hate on turtleboy

      the only thing i see missing was a commenter calling themselves “chrissy too” who was pretending to be a girl, and someone calling him a chrissy clone 🙂

  • Noname
    December 20, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    WTf

  • juror seven esq.
    December 19, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    If the kid and his mother live on Mikes Way, it’s upper class for Webster and I call bull shit about the mother’s story. I wonder if she even knows about the go fund me.

  • Matt Damon
    December 19, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    looks like a queer Ben Aflec…. nm forgot aflec is homo.

  • QS
    December 19, 2017 at 11:02 am

    I feel bad for the mother. This kid looks like a train wreck, and is heading for selling knives as a career. Not that there’s anything wrong with selling knives, but the company I’m referring to takes guys like this, tells them they will be “management” and then takes them on the road to show them how to sell knives door-to-door. It’s a sad life, but his aspirations are way out of whack with his abilities. That LinkedIn picture really bothers me. Do people really pose like that? Why?

    • PSAtime
      December 19, 2017 at 10:23 pm

      “selling knives as a career” – Or, maybe LuLuRoe leggings.

    • bobby booshay
      December 20, 2017 at 6:06 am

      fucking perfect….. crack heads showing up at your door with a suitcase of knives…. what business model

  • Roger
    December 18, 2017 at 11:27 pm

    I can take random pics with Ferrari’s and Bugatti’s and whatever I feel like too. People tend to think they aren’t yours when they all have different plates on them. Douche! The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room brutha. Remember that!

  • triggered
    December 18, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    The story needed a trigger warning. Also, guy is GAF.

  • PlzSendNoods
    December 18, 2017 at 8:28 pm

    Ever hear the story about when she left her kid at dance care cause she was too busy gettin bent on scorpion bowls at the Tiki

  • Mama’s Boy
    December 18, 2017 at 6:44 pm

    Okay so this kid has his issues. Really can’t say whether or not it’s true about what happened to his mother. But one thing I must say. His mother is a wonderful woman with so much love. She is kind to everyone. She is disable but worked her ass off for years before she got sick. And one thing that is never in question is that Michael Pizzarella loves his mother very very much. He treats her with so much love and respect. It’s easy to judge a book by the cover when you never read it. Again I’m not excusing any of his Crimes or actions. And yes he probably should have thought of a better way to help his mom out. But none the less this is a very loving family. They have a bond a lot of parents wish they had with their children. I’m speaking the truth.

    • Mike
      December 18, 2017 at 9:26 pm

      It is obvious that he is a peice of shit, and his Mother is the person that raised him to be a peice of shit. It doesn’t matter how much he “loves” his momma, she is still responsible for the person he became. If he loves his Mother so much, perhaps he should stop bringing shame to her name and reputation in the community!

      • Mama’s boy
        December 18, 2017 at 10:27 pm

        Sometimes people do everything right, and their children still go a different way. Doesn’t mean they didn’t do their best. I also said there was no excuse for the things he does. All I can say is he is good to his mother. He is there when she is sick and he takes care of her and helps her And loves her. Which is more than I can say for some young men who don’t get into any trouble at all. Most are more concerned with their own lives. And can’t be bothered with their parents. She obviously isn’t proud of his wrong doings. But she is still gonna love him and be there for her son. You don’t have to agree with what I’m saying that’s fine. I am just am speaking on what I see. And again in no way am I saying that him breaking the law in anyway is okay. Because it is not.

  • citypoint
    Stan the man
    December 18, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    Mikey Pizzaroll flashing a couple grand on FB.
    I probably have that in my checking account.
    Advice Mikey Pizza, the people who have big money don’t flash it on FB.

  • Sloppy
    December 18, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    He looks like the kind of guy who would be happy to let an ex-NFL player pound him in the buns over behind the license plate shop.

  • Don
    December 18, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    So a disabled woman on a fixed budget spends more on Christmas than I do and I have a six figure job? Sounds legit…

    • stfu don
      December 18, 2017 at 8:33 pm

      pompous ol fucker, ain’t ya

      • Don
        December 18, 2017 at 9:56 pm

        Nope, just responsible.

        • nope
          December 18, 2017 at 10:14 pm

          was referring to the bragging.

          • Don
            December 19, 2017 at 7:32 am

            Not bragging. Stating a fact. Be responsible. Spend within your means. Or even less.

  • Joe Lancey
    Danza
    December 18, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    Awww c’mon! She’s a hard working Sephora employee….

  • Joe Lancey
    Danza
    December 18, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    Turtle! Dig more into this poser’s life. We need to know more about him. This tool projects so much it’s not even funny.

  • Vicxh
    December 18, 2017 at 1:57 pm

    No girl should ever let that guy near her. Ever.

    • Faxts
      December 18, 2017 at 2:31 pm

      The fag hags probably love him.

      There’s no way in the green hell of Lawrence that Mikey Pizza hasn’t sucked a few thousand hogs, nor is there any way he’s sucked his last one.

      • Erin Bearse
        September 9, 2020 at 6:27 pm

        You should see the dirt on the girl hes with now. pregnant . 2 kids already under 2, married still, lives off state and is a JUNKIE! Not was, still is. Erin Bearse

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