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Wilmington Wiggerzilla Defends Himself After Beating The Shit Out Of Girlfriend By Claiming He Accidentally Punched Her With The Backside Of His Hand

 

This is Cameron Burns from Wilmington.

He’s good buddies with this fella on the left.

You may recognize Tyler Byrne as one of Rizzy’s backup dancers from the Billerica elementary school playground rap video.

They do bro stuff together.

Burnouts, bikes, and boards. These gentlemen have life by the balls!

A few months Tyler was complaining that some asshole beat the shit out of his sister, which was pretty horrible. But now it looks like his homie Cam is into the same sort of shit.

Normally I’m hesitant to blog about something like this based solely on a Facebook post. However, Cameron Burns seems to have a thing for punching chicks in the face.

Then there’s the fact that his dawg has officially turned on him.

Then there’s the fact that he went on Instagram and confessed to hitting her too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGCWQ9FHVPd/

He actually thought that this conversation would convince people that he dindu nuffin (he’s in the red).

 

To summarize:

  • Deez hoes always be tryna make Tyler jealous by grabbing Cam’s shit
  • Tyler’s ho got upset about this and invited him inside under the pretext of losing her laptop
  • There was no quote on quote laptop, and the whole thing was a set up so she could start bitch slapping him for allowing one of Tyler’s hoes to grab his junk
  • The back of his hand fingers knuckles accidentally made contact with her face and did all that damage
  • It wasn’t OK but it was OK because he was wicked pissed

And just in case you didn’t think he was a piece of shit women beating assmunch, he describes himself as “dudes with good dick.”

He’s a grown man who still refers to his friends as “my boys,” and “gang.”

Pretty much everyone he knows rocks a chin strap.

He has dreams about blowing money on scratch tickets.

He drinks 40’s.

He blames all of his relationship problems on his crazy ex.

And he refers to women as “females” and “train wrecking whores” who stick their nose in his business and warn their friends to stay away from domestic abusing scum like him.

Perhaps he learned to behave like this from watching his Dad.

Ya know, because in 2015 his pa dukes killed his ex-wife and threw himself out of a 9 story building in order to avoid going to jail for the rest of his life.

A murder/suicide – in which a husband allegedly killed his estranged wife and jumped out of a building – occurred in Wakefield on Sunday. A statement from the District Attorney’s office says Daniel Burns, 42, of Wakefield, repeatedly stabbed Christine Giordano, 45, of Malden, then committed suicide via leaping from the ninth story window of 95 Audubon Rd. Giordano managed to make it down to the lobby of the building before passing. Burns had two restraining orders out in Middlesex County, though neither pertained to Giordano.

He learns from the best.

Oh well, at least he’s got this guy on his side.

Just to clarify, if a crazy bitch starts smacking you in the face, the best move is prevent her from doing so and just walk away. You’re a guy. You’re bigger and stronger than her. You can grab her hands, prevent her from striking you, and still avoid punching her in the face “accidentally” with your backhand. It’s really not that hard. But if you constantly find yourself with “crazy” bitches, perhaps it might be you who is partly crazy too.

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71 Comment(s)
  • cableguy
    October 23, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    What is the update on this fucking piece of shit has he taking a hot batch in the vein yet

  • Code of Hammer Her Eye B
    October 9, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    “Smacketh me and I’ll smacketh you back.” – Ancient MC Humpty

  • Frank Towle
    October 9, 2020 at 1:52 am

    come see me you faggot im from woburn we dont play like that i grew up in spring ct. so if you have a problem like i said come see me

    • Woburn wigga
      October 9, 2020 at 7:27 pm

      Every kid I’ve ever met from Woburn has been a giant pussy. I am very sure you are no exception.

  • Eddie Van Halens Ghost
    October 8, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    Can we possibly set him up on a blind date
    with Amanda Sawyer?

  • Fentanyl farts
    October 8, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Lol Jared Rockwell looks like a dike who just got out of rehab with a beard

  • Cameron's dead dad
    October 8, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Worthless scum should kill himself.

    • 9th floor
      October 8, 2020 at 4:42 pm

      Can anyone provide more personal information about him? Perhaps his work or a cell number?

  • Thug culture is a one-way ticket to nowhere
    October 8, 2020 at 9:13 am

    Youngsters: This is no way to live; covering yourself in tattoos from head to toe, doing dope, and acting like a perpetual 4-year-old. Take stock in yourself and aspire for loftier achievements rather than looking like a circus freak and repulsing 3/4 of the world. For example, if you want to cover yourself in little pictures, do it at home and use a washable magic marker.

    • Hu Fartted
      October 8, 2020 at 10:38 am

      Our civilized society is doomed. These are the people that democrats are counting on to get them and keep them in power.

      • Mr, Bang
        October 8, 2020 at 11:03 am

        Doomed because of these kinds of LEFT people AND because the Right just stands there like deer in headlights.

  • nicholas wolf
    October 8, 2020 at 8:38 am

    he gets fucked in the ass all the time just like his coward father used to. His dad would go to the fenway on weekends and offer up his stretched anus for coke. I was doing his ex while he was still with her

  • Roth Acestein
    October 8, 2020 at 8:30 am

    WOW TB, deleting comments for calling you out for befriending josh Abrams? Pathetic

    • Now I see y TB gets hated on
      October 8, 2020 at 11:16 am

      Yes. Yes he is. A post I put up magically never made it hmm

      Well more fuel the Turtleboy Dumpster fire.

      You know what it means when your comments are blocked or deleted… you hit a nerve. BAM

  • Why would anyone with a brain associate with this fine specimen
    October 8, 2020 at 8:01 am

    This kid has been a fucking stain on the earth for his entire existence lmao. Also a massive druggie, huge red flag for even the dumbest of the dumbest broads right there. He has a new gf legitimately every week, why any female with half a brain still entertains this chode is beyond me. Maybe they’re drugged up who knows but kids a weirdo and goes after girls WAYYYY younger than him, it’s creeeeeeeeeepy. Doubt this is the first or even 2nd or 3rd or 4th time he has beat a woman. This dweeb is known for purposely being a dunce riding around on his little crotch rocket annoying the surrounding areas and showing off on Instagram and fb doing sick wheelies !! Impressing the ladies!! Constantly Brags about how many chicks he’s fucked on fb and just in general posting cringey raunchy shit. Sick hand tats brahhhh lmfaoooo. Every week he finds his new “queen” sadly they don’t know what they’re getting into and then a day or two later she’s a crazy whore, rinse repeat.

    • They are all white trash opiate ratchets
      October 8, 2020 at 5:54 pm

      They know exactly what they are getting into, they live for this shit. girls like her are just the female version of douchebags like him.

  • Dallas burns on coke
    October 8, 2020 at 7:55 am

    This coked out creepy creepy boy has a long lineage of severe mental illness. New gf approximately every 4 days and they’re usually WAYYY younger than him. Yikes, red flag. Party’s over Cokeron Burns. No more drugs and beating on women every week finally exposed lol

  • Soxfan
    October 8, 2020 at 2:47 am

    If I ever caught my sister dating someone like this I’d beat the shit out of her for him.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      October 8, 2020 at 7:44 am

      Make sure you pull your cock from betwixt her lips first, no accidents.

  • Now I see y TB gets hated on
    October 8, 2020 at 12:29 am

    Hold up- hold up…

    Ok so why the fuck does this dude beating up this chick bother you when the story “Southie Lovebirds Go Through The Domestic Violence Phase Of Their Courtship By Taking Her For A Ride On Hood Of Jeep And Then Smacking Her Until She Gets Off”
    Had you and a lot of other fuck faces litterly saying the girl deserved to get her ass beat? But this one no? Why, because you don’t see her instigating him like you do in the other video with the Southie lovebirds. Your fucked in the head man. It’s the same shit basically but your reaction is different. Explain that? Explain how your a dick about one but not the other. And screw that you see the Southie chick not get of the guys truck because you know there’s a 99% chance this guy was instigated by this chick in some way it’s just not on camera.

    • Ratchet Trash
      October 8, 2020 at 1:25 am

      I was kind of thinking the same shit while reading this one. Ratchets all flock together I’m sure she’s just as trashy as him. I wouldn’t trust one word that comes out of her mouth. And she could have been trying to stab him for all we know, I would knock her ass out too.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      October 8, 2020 at 7:37 am

      Every one is a hypocrite, that’s probably the reason. There’s been “TL;DR” bullet points that were obviously misrepresenting what was said or where straight up wrong, those get me steamy annoyed.

      • Now I see y TB gets hated on
        October 8, 2020 at 11:11 am

        Testing, testing. Are my comments blocked? Testing.

  • dale woodman
    Southie Justice
    October 7, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    Same thing happened to my sister years ago.
    My brother and I beat the dude like a ‘Circus Monkey’
    2 cops came to my house the following day and wanted to see my work boots, so I showed them.
    They matched the imprints I left in the Dudes face, I shit you not!
    I never denied it! The cops said he deserved it…..

    • Paul Mcelhinney from Woburn
      October 8, 2020 at 1:14 am

      And then you woke up

  • It’s me
    October 7, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    Play in the dirt, your gonna get dirty

  • North of the Border
    October 7, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    Jesus, there’s some people who try way too hard to hit all the douchebag stereotypes, and damned if he ain’t one of them.

  • Observer X
    Westerly
    October 7, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    Tatted-up toughguy. Anyone with that many tattooes covering up his pussyness.

  • James Godin
    October 7, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    He’s done this shit before too. Beat on his last ex and mother of his kid, Danielle Doe from Woburn. Then he leaked all their sex tapes online, even shared a video of her sucking him off in a bathroom stall right on facebook so her whole family would see.

    Google “Danielle Doe Bathroom BJ” and its the link from Xhamster. Gives a mean BJ.

    • Judge dread
      October 7, 2020 at 11:15 pm

      Pretty nice bloje, good no hand motion. 8/10

      The Judge has spoken, case dismissed!

    • Dick LaBone
      October 8, 2020 at 10:07 am

      Shout out to James for finding this. Impressive deep throat skills. She goes after cock like an Ethiopian attacks a bowl of rice. Even after deducting points for tattoos I’d give her an 8.4….

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      October 8, 2020 at 11:11 am

      Confirmed.

    • Rob McTague
      October 9, 2020 at 1:48 am

      I remember when the famous dani doe videos were all over facebook lmao. there was one of her taking it up the ass balls deep that he shared to everyone, and then he got into her account and shared a deepthroat vid from her page, she was getting jizzed on and skull fucked and he was posting it to her relatives pages it was crazy lol.

    • Real James Godin
      May 1, 2021 at 11:08 pm

      you’re thinking of the wrong burns. thats john burns and if you’re talking about me beating up anyone is entirely wrong. i did leak that though

      • REAL James Godin
        July 7, 2021 at 4:23 am

        yo mctague remember when u died like 6 times. literally go fuck yourself, what u just said is so untrue its incredible. heroin addict fuck. wouldnt be surprised if you finally died.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain trips
    October 7, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    Who gives a fuck. Go to bed with dogs wake up with fleas. Fuck all of them. Dated a chick who left me brokenhearted for Mr. Wonderful. After he hospitalised her several times he took off and never paid support for her two kids she had with him. Afterward she called me basically to fill in as dad and I told her to take a hike.

    Some things never change.

    • Chris
      October 7, 2020 at 11:52 pm

      Sure you did.

  • OJ Simpson Marriage Counseling
    October 7, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you’ve already told her twice

  • 9th Floor Express Ride Down
    October 7, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    A Coward just like Dad. Looks like Dad was a huge influence on him. Dad was a piece of shit Murdering his ex wife. Why would the son be any better. Covered in tattoos has no chance of getting a good job. People that know him should shun him over this. He really Smashed that girl and I be he has a history of doing this.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    October 7, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    Fucking Chinese need to release a flu that targets white trash.

  • Head Banger
    October 7, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    Her face may be messed up, but it would be buried face down in my pillow anyway. I still would.

  • JT Snott
    October 7, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    He needs a good banging from behind.

    • Frank from Woburn
      October 8, 2020 at 9:56 am

      faggot, just like his dad

  • William Shartner
    October 7, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    His story isn’t implausible. I had a similar instance where I tripped and fell – repeatedly landing dick-in on my friend’s sister. Things happen.

  • Mr, Bang
    October 7, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    Are these people really white?? The absolute worst trash is white trash.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    October 7, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    Wow! Don’t mess with those dudes! Did you see the Bud Lites they were downing?

  • D' Amelio- Curtatone
    October 7, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    This fucking kid is one of Wilmington’s biggest chodes. As a born and bred Wilmington resident, I can tell you, behind his back he is a laughingstock. To his face he backs down from threats, last time he tried a ” fight stance” he got clocked and bloody in about 30 seconds. So beating a woman is about all he can muster

  • bloop
    October 7, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    Textbook closet case. Loves his boys, hits girls. This guy is gayer than an orgy at Ricky Martins house. Hands around his boys waist? Holy shit bro. Just drop down and start the dick sucking already. It’s not like your dad is going to be disappointed……

  • Cum allah harris
    October 7, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    My strategy for tonights debate
    Racism racism racism racism
    Secism sexism sexism
    Homophobe homophobe
    Islamaphobe

    • Biggie Gonna Be Pissed Yo
      October 7, 2020 at 6:47 pm

      I can confirm that we have left a ticket for Tupac Shakur, who as we know is Sen. Cum Allah Harris’ favorite rapper alive,” Trump campaign senior adviser Jason Miller told CNN

  • Obama Bin Biden
    October 7, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    Maybe he can take a page out of Daddy’s book and find a decent height and see if he can fly. Useless cunt.

  • Peter Dautel
    Deeznutz
    October 7, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Anyone with stripes buzzed onto the side of their head, is an immediate loser, pre destined to be a losah.

  • Good read
    October 7, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    And???

  • Product of their environment like doink
    October 7, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    Play stupid games you win stupid prizes

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 7, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    And that tittoed slore is probably back with him already, posting statuses on FB about how the two of them are a king and queen. Was probably sucking his dick 2 hours after that picture was taken.

  • Rizzy Bunyan
    October 7, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Ugh…wiggers. The lowest form of human evolution. Future welfare Recipients. Just the worst.

  • polymer 80
    October 7, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    not gonna read that drivel. Ito many tattoos to care.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    October 7, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Hey tough guy, meet me at Blue Hill ave and Seaver st, we can chat.

    • Boston Dominican
      October 7, 2020 at 7:11 pm

      There is the suburban wigger then there is the “Boston Irish” clowns.

      Not sure why “BHA/Seaver” is the meeting point seeing as though there hasn’t been “Irish” in that area since the 50’s.

      Maybe you think it makes you sound “tougher” than just “Boston Irish”! But I know you haven’t been to Blue Hill Ave and Seaver Street yourself.

    • Being "Boston Irish" lost any meaning in the 90's
      October 7, 2020 at 7:56 pm

      Why, so you can suck his dick?

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      October 8, 2020 at 7:39 am

      Did this go the way you expected?

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    October 7, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    Wiggers from the suburbs. LMFAO. Why does he call himself Mr Boston ? Faggot

  • Cams Dad from below
    October 7, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Son, do right thing and find a nine story building and jump. All your problems will be over and we can have a beer by the fire.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      October 8, 2020 at 8:10 am

      Go 12, just to be on the safe side. I don’t want to pay for a paraplegic woman beater to get food stamps.

  • Mastiff squint
    October 7, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    It would be a real shame if someone shot this POS in the nuts. Never use violence against a woman or a kid. Never. You automatically loose when you cross that line.

  • Tough As Rusted Nails
    October 7, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Didnt another one of Rizzy,’s Billerica friends just murder his own grandmother last week.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    October 7, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    Let’s hope he offs himself like the last woman beater featured. Corpse #2 in the real life TB graveyard

  • randiguy2006
    Meh
    October 7, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    Sometimes these women are annoying.

    Hard to make a judgment on this one.

    MAGA!!!!

  • Dog filters? Bathroom selfies?
    October 7, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    Good gravy, are you finally back in the ratchet business?

    Thank you Unc, I was waiting for all that teacher-said-this shit to pass, I knew it would.

    • randiguy2006
      yeah and...
      October 7, 2020 at 4:30 pm

      Don’t forget Monica Cannon Grant.

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      October 7, 2020 at 5:50 pm

      I agree! Dog Filters….. is right TB. Ratchet bashing is your bread and butter. Forget about teachers and politics, oh and please stop glorifying that Leah Gundisso guinea whore. You used to trash her until she gave you a taste, now all the sudden she’s a good person??? The TB I became a fan of had principles.

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