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Here’s a video from Hampton Beach that’s been viewed close to a million times, featuring a local creepster making some deposits in the spank bank via photographing strange women in bikinis….
This is a better video of the guy sneaking photos of girls at Hampton Beach today. You can see the camera lense between his legs under the towel. It probably wouldn’t be an issue if he wasn’t hiding it. Makes ya wonder why is he hiding. The girls went to the Hampton Beach patrol and was told there is nothing they can do. Not sure where the line is drawn but it’s all strange to me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s not jump to conclusions. Maybe he was checking in at Jami’s Kitchen…..
Look at, Sir Strokealot here is quite likely up to no good. Be less inconspicuous. You can’t. But at the same time, da fuq are the cops are supposed to do? You went to Hampton Beach. The herpes capital of New England. This isn’t even top 10 shadiest thing I’ve ever seen at Hampton Beach.
This was the best part:
It was right when he realized he was about to become a meme. Oops!
This video is yet another example of what happens when the Internet collectively decides you’re a douchebag. I’m not saying this guy’s innocent, because he’s obviously a weirdo. But I don’t see him taking pictures of any girls. I don’t even see a camera. For all we know he could be watching a movie on his phone because it’s too bright out if he doesn’t put it under his towel. All I see is an extremely shady dude who likely wears socks and sandals when he’s not at the beach, sending out the creepiest vibes possible. But that’s not a crime.
When we first saw the video everyone assumed he was making tummy pancakes under there. But as you can see, there is clearly no arm motions that would lead you to believe he was flogging the dolphin.
Apparently all he’s doing is taking pictures of strangers on the beach. Creepy? For sure. Illegal? Just no. Yet so many people we’ve seen sharing or commenting on this video don’t seem to understand that….
“So when we get his camera and break it….will it be a problem?”
Yes. Yes it will. Then you will be the one breaking the law. Because you can’t take a stranger’s camera and smash it because you assume he’s taking pictures of girls on the beach. It doesn’t matter how outraged you are on Facebook, the law is the law.
Then there’s this….
“He could have been on parole or probation with a “no contact with minors” stipulation. He could be a sex offender in violation.”
Good point. He also could be an ISIS double agent too. Better waterboard the shit out of him to find out. That’s how a civilized society works.
Of course the hardo alpha male patrol had to show up to do what they always do – tell everyone would they “would’ve” done if they were there…..
And finally the legal expert had to make their appearance whenever someone posted out the fact that it’s not illegal to take pictures of people in public……
Oh I see. Turns out you can tape people in public, it just cant be a secret. Makes sense. So the next time you’re walking by someone’s house who you don’t realize has a home surveillance system on the outside, you are well within your rights to go back there and smash it up when you find out that they recorded you without your position. Pervert!!
Look, this guy’s obviously a weirdo and we’d love to know his name so we can contact him for an exclusive interview. But the fact that people still don’t understand that they have zero expectation to privacy in public is baffling. Others are worried about what he’s doing with the picture. He’s probably spanking the clown to the them. Da fuq do you care? He could beat off to goat porn for all I care, as long as he’s not doing it in public and he’s not actually diddling kids or consuming child porn, it really doesn’t affect the rest of us at all. If a tummy pancake falls in the middle of the woods, does it still leave a stain?
Suppose he is an actual child predator, what would you rather him do? Take pictures of fully clothed people on a beach, or get a job at the YMCA and pretend to be a good guy so he can have easier access to your kids? Is Sir Strokealot a weird? Gun to my head I say yes. But is he breaking the laws, and do citizens have the right to destroy his property because of his creepiness? Just no.