Woman Theorizes That Kevin Weismore Was Possessed By The Devil, But How Dumb Was He For Not Just Deleting His Facebook Page After Killing TJ Allen?
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So last week the killer Connecticut ginger Kevin Weismore was arraigned in Danielson Superior Court for the murder of TJ Allen.
We thought that would be the end to the widespread internet speculation from Facebook detectives. But apparently we were wrong. This is perhaps the most rational and well thought theory to date:
So Kevin Weismore killed TJ Allen because he was possessed by the devil? Yup, that checks out. She even saw it in the movies. And books. This kid needs to pull a My Cousin Vinny, drop his lawyer, and get on board with our girl Penny. I can’t imagine a way in which a jury of 12 convicts after hearing this theory.
Here’s the only question I don’t understand. What the hell is wrong with Kevin Weismore? Remember, this kid didn’t appear on the police’s radar before January 12. They literally had no idea who he was until they got a warrant to gain access to TJ’s Facebook page, and found messages from December 26 that prove that Kevin was the last one to speak with him before meeting up with him to rob and kill him over $500 worth of weed.
So all Kevin Weismore had to do to stay off the cop’s radar was deactivate his Facebook page. Just get rid of it altogether. You literally just killed a human being, and the only way you will ever become a suspect is if the cop’s gain access to his Facebook page. But if you delete your account, it will just come up as “Facebook user” in his messages. They’ll have no idea who he was walking to.
But I guess he just couldn’t resist the urge to get in a few more rounds of Farmville. He valued that over spending the rest of his life in prison. Nice going.
You had three weeks to get rid of it. That’s how long it took for them to get the court order. In the meantime they thought it was his 41 year old pot dealer. She was the only suspect, and she kept them off your radar. What the hell were you doing for those three weeks? Because you kept his body 100 yards from your house. You could’ve at least gotten ahold of a gun from one of your shady friends in Woonsocket, scratched off the serial number, and thrown it off the cliff so your story about TJ pulling a gun on you would be remotely plausible.
Instead you apparently sat on the couch and smoked blunts all day.
At the very least, maybe, just maybe you should’ve spoken with a lawyer before giving the cops a full confession. That might’ve helped.
And as bad as I feel for TJ Allen’s family, the Dad and TJ were partners in a bootleg marijuana delivery business. He was only 18. I know weed itself is pretty harmless, but when you’re routinely meeting people in the middle of the woods on your dirk bikes, shit can go wrong. And it did. So yea, I feel bad for them, but they probably should’ve been helping TJ go to college or learn a trade instead of selling weed to evil gingers in the woods.
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