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Woman Using GoFundMe To Pay For Subway Sandwich Is Turtleboy’s New Hero

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There’s been a lot of talk about bogus GoFundMe’s lately. And if you’re gonna run a bogus GoFundMe, at least do it the right way. Like this girl:

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Fantastic. If you’re feeling extra genres she’s also accepting donations for other things:

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Yup. This is about as legitimate as Sammie Holland begging for money for overpriced hospital food. Literally no difference. But at least Kelly Ann Murphy is being honest about her intentions. She wants food and she doesn’t feel like paying for it, so she’s asking other people to feed her. We were gonna donate but apparently she’s already reached her goal of $5 AND she’ll be able to get that bag of chips too. God bless you Kelly Ann Murphy. You win the Internet for today.

 

 

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19 Comment(s)
  • juror seven
    December 31, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    Yes parents influence kids. Yo mamma never had a job, always had some guy around the house that she passed off as your uncle, wink, wink. Back in the day mamma waited for the mail man to bring the check twice a month. You thought it was normal to have the heat at 85 degrees with all the windows open in the winter because it was public housing. You’re living that life now, but what the hell, it was good enough for my mamma.

  • ccv
    December 31, 2015 at 1:07 pm

    The fact that some people blame the issues of the youth solely on an administration rather than an upbringing.. ?Yes all factors influence children socially but lets be real here, parents are #1. They are the ones who bring kids into the world. Yes after a certain point in development other influences are more influential, but that only depends on the upbringing. Why so many downvotes for people blaming parents ? Is it because they are the failed parents or they really are that obsessed with hating an administration? ( p.s. i dont buy into political party bs so leave your labels at home )

  • TDF
    December 30, 2015 at 7:12 am

    #BlackAndWhiteDoesn’tMatter

  • The entitled generation
    December 29, 2015 at 11:52 pm

    Lighten the fuck up

  • Therearegrayareastooyouknow
    December 29, 2015 at 10:20 pm

    There’s blackandwhite still missing the joke…

  • Kelly
    December 29, 2015 at 10:11 pm

    I hope you all realize you’re having a political debate over a sandwich. A sandwich.

  • Katiek
    December 29, 2015 at 1:04 pm

    When in doubt blame Obama. They way youth thinks has nothing to do with whoever is holding office. It has to do with morons raising children. Parents are to blame for their children’s values. And in case you missed it, this article is not about people being owed free stuff. It’s about someone calling out others who do by making fun of them. Now, got a bag of chips?

    • BlackandWhite
      December 29, 2015 at 1:45 pm

      Your JOKING, right?
      How the current administration THINKS most CERTAINLY DOES have an impact on our youth!! They listen to all this left wing propaganda bullshit and eat it up. And how the current administration blames everything on those mean ole bad rich people ….. THEY OWE US! We want FREE college education!! We want amnesty for our debt!

      Fuckin’ UNREAL.

      • Skeptical
        December 29, 2015 at 4:23 pm

        Except when the amount of food stamps under someone like Bush went up a record 14.7 million, which even Obama’s total is shy of by 10 million.

        Definitely was entirely Conservative and Republican propaganda brainwashing our youth into thinking food is owed to them.

        You’re such a fucking moron BlackandWhite. I haven’t seen you ever make a single rational comment. You just spout idiotic, polarized vitriol. Congratulations on being stupid, you are exactly what this nation needs. Belligerent, ill-informed, and vile.

        • Skeptical
          December 29, 2015 at 4:34 pm

          Actually the more recent numbers of his presidency since 2012 have Obama’s number of those added to the SNAP program still shy of Bush’s by 1.2 million. All of this in spite of dealing with the recession Bush left behind.

          But far be it from you to acknowledge the numbers.

          • Wabbitt
            wabbitt
            December 29, 2015 at 6:59 pm

            Those pesky, biased numbers. Damn those liberal skewed facts!

          • BlackandWhite
            December 29, 2015 at 9:38 pm

            In January 2014, Farm Bill negotiators released their final Farm Bill proposal, which included $8.6 billion in cuts to SNAP. President Obama signed it into law on February 7, 2014.

            Decreased budget, decreased participants.

      • ninja turtleboy
        December 29, 2015 at 6:06 pm

        youth could give a shit less about politics, let’s be real here

      • Katiek
        December 29, 2015 at 10:14 pm

        The way current administration thinks impacts our youth? So let’s blame Obama for our kids beliefs and behaviors?!?
        It’s a parent’s job to enstill values- not our governments!!!
        You honestly think kids today are more influenced by those in office than their own parents they interact with every day? What planet do you live on?

  • BlackandWhite
    December 29, 2015 at 12:29 pm

    This is what the Obama administration has done.
    Our youth now thinks they are OWED free stuff on ALL levels.
    It’s absolutely sickening.

    • Rational person
      December 29, 2015 at 1:09 pm

      I don’t think you got the joke…

    • Kelly fan
      December 29, 2015 at 1:45 pm

      OMG lighten up!!!!

    • The entitled generation
      December 29, 2015 at 11:54 pm

      I’m gonna go use my food stamps and get a free sandwich at Subway. AND get a bag of chips.

  • fordsnharleys
    tngsucks
    December 29, 2015 at 12:22 pm

    I seriously thought of starting a Go fund Me and paying friends to contribute so people would go out of their minds with all the donations.

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