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This is Wilfred Descy from Woonsocket:

He recently got out of can after a 30 day stint:

All he wanted was a second chance…..

He deserved it.

Literally a week later this happened:

Now we’ve seen stuff like this before and it’s almost always a troll. You have no idea how many people tagged us in the Angela Shay baby drops that were all the rage a couple months back. Because stuff like this seems too good to be true, and it usually is.

Turns out he was dead serious.

Dude actually stole a MacBook Pro, sold it to his buddy Ray, who then could not access it because the owner had locked them out:

But not before they used the stolen computer to message each other, and thus implicated themselves in the crime:

I’d say that I’m surprised, but I’ve actually been to Woonsocket before. It’s a land of thriving industrial renaissance

Beautiful neighborhoods

Trash piles of grandeur

And ship wrecks of splendor

Trust me, this Woonscoket Cockrocket is par for the course.

Oh, and from the looks of his Facebook page he’s reproduced several times and of course is an aspiring rapper. Sometimes he even brings stray children into his rap videos, live from his Woonsocket kitchen:

What a work of art that was:

“You can hate me if you want cuz I robbed your house, you can hate me if you want cuz I put my dick in your bitch’s mouth.”

Yup, he said those words with a random woman and her calf in the room.

His home slice sure seemed thrilled to be a background dancer.

Hey Winfred I don’t hate the fact that you’re a thief or that you alleged to have stuck your spam javelin in my bitch’s mouth. The only thing I hate about you is the “I’ve got court on Tuesday chinstrap” and your affinity for flat brimmed hats.

The miracle is that none of them were Chicago Bulls flat brimmed hats.

Oh wait…

That counts.

Here he is getting ready to go to church with his son:

Just kidding – that’s BAE….

He also does Facebook Live videos where his homies point guns at his head and encourage him to put one in the chamber:

Oh well, at least he had a good seven weeks out of prison. It was fun while it lasted. Plus he got to see a sunset in Provincetown:

Hey Wilfred, if you like PTown then you’re gonna LOVE prison. Just ask this guy:

Good times!!

At least this guy’s got his back:

Maybe you guys can be bunkies!!

Seriously though, if you just got out of jail, and you wanna stay out of jail, try not robbing people of their MacBooks. And if you do steal a MacBook, don’t give it to this guy:

Because that guy right there ain’t giving back to you.

Of course if you still decide to go forward with a crime like this, try not posting about it on Facebook. I know your intentions were that someone out there has the computer and would be so would inspired by your plea that they turned their life around and brought the computer to the Woonsocket PD. But you’re dealing with Woonsocket sewer guppies here. They have no soul, and they’ve already factored in a few stints in jail into their life plan. Poorly planned, poorly executed. Same time next year.