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As usual there were a bunch of attention seeking queef whistlers on Facebook claiming their kids had needles in their Halloween candy this year. But this Woonsocket RIPTA Rascal who goes by TJ Frankie on Facebook kicked it up a notch by going full hardo Dad and threatening to kick the shit out of the imaginary villain who put a needle in his kid’s Now and Later.
“You’re lucky I don’t know who you are because I’d break your face.”
Threatening to break someone’s face who you know doesn’t exist is taking hardo to new levels it’s never been fore.
“Kids if you’re watching this, check your candy, cuz some losers out here sitting here putting needles, and who knows what could be on it, who knows if they AIDS or anything.”
It’s a sewing needle. Sewing needles don’t get AIDS. You’re thinking hypodermic needles, which I definitely see more of in your future.
This is what we’re dealing with here.
Nuff said.
According to Mom two of the Now and Laters were tampered with. One had a needle in it, but the other one just had holes but no needles because the criminal master minds couldn’t figure out how to get the needle inside of the candy. She wasn’t taking any chance though, because someone “could of injected somethjng in it.”
So true. They easily could’ve injected LSD into the candy. Or AIDS. One of those two.
Meanwhile hardo dad just wants to let the world know that although he threw out all his kid’s candy, he did replace it with new candy.
After all, the day after Halloween is the first of the month, so plenty of cash on hand.
They’re not even trying any more.
Now and Laters are not Starburst. They’re hard as a rock and a needle could not penetrate them. I feel like I’m wasting my time explaining the science behind why this is obviously a hoax, because everyone with a brain who saw it knows it’s a hoax. TJ Frankie and his slambox baby Momma are sticking to their story though, and they have other hoaxes to prove it!
I have no idea what that story is about, but I’m sure it’s fake too. Because never in the history of trick or treating has anyone ever put anything into your kid’s candy. Ever. Everyone who has ever said they found something in their kid’s candy has been making it up for attention.
Nevertheless people were citing the Marshfield needle incident, which was proven to be a hoax.
Someone else brought up the Sturbridge incident too.
Even though at the time this mental midget Zachary Pollack posted this he easily could’ve gone to the Sturbridge PD Facebook page and seen that that incident was also a hoax.
Nevertheless, the RIPTA Rascal just wants to let the world know that he is in fact a hardo, and he will not rest until he finds out who did this (him).
According to him he was quite the bad ass before his daughter was born, and up until this moment he has hidden his gangsta side in the closet. But those days are over now.
Whoever messes with his kid’s candy is getting mobbed to death son!
Dude’s an American hero, protecting children everywhere from imaginary people in Rhode Island trying to get them to eat needles.
“She is crying, she don’t understand.”
Translation – I made her cry by putting a needle in her candy so I could get Facebook likes.
As fate would have it the RIPTA Rascal says he went from house to house knocking on doors and demanding to know who did it. He had a bad feeling about one guy, and those suspicions were confirmed when the man wouldn’t answer the door. Don’t worry though, he’ll be back tomorrow. 
Not like he has to work. Plus, his bike has pegs so he’ll probably be bringing backup with him.
Not that he needs it.
Like I said, no person with a brain actually believes this happened, but when you’re from Woonsocket the morons line up to eat it up. And TJ Frankie is getting the whole GED short bus crew together to kick some ass!!
Oh snap, Rich Hadley is gonna go knocking on doors in Cumberland pointing guns at people until he finds out who put that needle in the Now and Later!! Does this look like a dude who fucks around?
The “look at my fish” picture is the rural equivalent of the flat brimmed Bulls hat.
Meanwhile, Amanda Marie Moore “ain’t no little bitch” and wants to put a “squad” together to knock on 30 stranger’s doors and demand to know if they were the ones who put the needle in the Now and Later. Good thing she’s reproduced several times, because she certainly seems stable.
Next year they have a plan in case this happens again.
Seems reasonable. Label each piece of candy with a marker (because writing on plastic wrappers with markers won’t be problematic), then record that number on your phone so you know exactly what house it came from when you want to round up the vigilante goon squad.
Anyway, TJ was kind of hoping this story would be picked up by the media.
Unfortunately for him the only news that picked it up was the real news known as Turtleboy Sports, and it didn’t work out the way he hoped it would.
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Only truth to the Now n Later is in reference to when they’ll be high n useless.
Strapped guy is now a lot closer to losing his LTC (if sir dumbfuck even has one) or getting jammed up in a legit situation because he had to shit talk.
Ok Turtle Boy..I am a huge fan and I read your blogs everyday. I do have to say that there are some assholes out there that screw with kids Halloween candy. Not saying I buy into every story but when I was 8 years old I did have a piece of candy that had been tampered with. My sister, who was 10 st the time, and myself fug into our candy. I bit into a Charleston chew and my mouth and tongue turned green, clearly someone put green food coloring in it but when you are 8 years old, you freak out. My sister and I ran to our mother, who was an Emergency Department nurse, and she was pissed but she did not freak out or blast the story all over to get attention. Rinsed my mouth out with warm water and checked through our candy and we are all if the rest. People can be really stupid and seek attention, however, I will never forget my green f×cking Charleston chew mouth. Lol
I meant to say my sister and I ate all the rest if our candy. People try too hard to gain attention. I love that turtle boy exposes their lying asses… Keep on blasting turtle boy.. Your writers are hillarious.
What’s so hard about believing a guy with a backwards cap in a dirty tank top from Woonsocket? Seems fairly credible to me…
Nothing says douche trophy more than an unemployed queef wearing a green safety “work” shirt. More famous was wearing that on a kiddie bike with a sideways flat brimmed hat . For crying out loud it’s a douche three-fer!
He buys the kid a bag of Payday bars as make up candy?
I’d rather the now and later with the needle
If right after that picture the blonde realized that her gum was missing then I think that I know where it landed.
Bottom line has to be money obviously. The fish pic & his shirt says it all. It explains the whole calamity!
That picture where he’s in the suit and he’s sitting in that chair…
…in that picture he looks like he’s the cadaver in those hilarious black guy wakes where they dress up the corpse in like a suit with bling bling and sit him in a chair in front of the TV like he’s just chillin’…
ANYWHO, not a great look.
Go Celtics!
As a teen he’d at least be happy to know that they didn’t stage him with a tissue in one hand, lube in the other, and a Nicki Manaj video playing
Both he and his girlfriend (not wife) state that they’re not on public assistance. I bet they and their kids are at least on Masshealth and probably more.
One of many problems with the underbelly of society is that they don’t realize they AREbthe underbelly of society.
Be funny if he and his “strapped” buddy showed up to a house that was also “strapped” giving said owner justification to “pop a cap in that azz”.
This homo is so Woonsocket it’s just hilarious… and sad.
Nothing says fake tough guy than the “I used to be soooo tough but now I can’t be tough because… kids.” You were never a tough guy.
Just hurry up and eat the candy and needle already, foo
That now or later looks tampered with… Like someone chewed it before putting a needle in it… And he never showed us the other one with holes in it.. So this dudes a liar and most likely mad that he can’t live in those nice houses across from andrews bistro… Because i been in that area. There are nice houses over there… I dont know why he didn’t go to his area… As for 30 houses… Its impossible that there were only 30 houses passing out candy… Me and my kid went to 40+ houses in 2-3 hours… My kid got plenty of candy and i checked all of it. There was no needles or razorblades or poison… So this dude put that needle in there on purpose… Bet he got it from the dollar tree near andrews bistro… Lol
It’s true. I used to get raisins, the dentist always gave out a toothbrush, I even got a goddamn apple some years. Don’t even get me started in the pamphlets the Jahovas used to give out. There are some sick people in this world!