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Worcester Cosplay Karen Wants To Shut Down Massachusetts Border Because There’s Too Many Out Of State License Plats At The Dollar Store

 

This is Megan Newman from Worcester.

As you can see, she calls herself Bat Girl, which is a perfectly sane thing for a grown woman to do. And Bat Girl has a perfectly sane idea to prevent the spread of commie cold in Massachusetts.

Shut the state off from the rest of the world. Because that will stop the spread of commie cold in nursing homes.

How she plans to do this is unclear, but it sounds like we’re gonna need a pretty big wall around all of our interstate borders protecting us from ratchet commie cold spreaders from Vermont. This sounds like a very realistic and feasible idea that Charlie Baker might actually take seriously. Honestly, I wouldn’t be opposed to a No Connecticut in Massachusetts blanket policy, considering the scientific fact that 99% of people from Connecticut are awful.

Couldn’t all those out of state plates be rental cars?

Nope. She knows a rental when she sees one. Evidently in her mind rental cars are not regular cars.

According to her no one is allowed to leave their states at all.

Not so sure about that Bat Girl, but I trust you.

What about the fact that states that have opened up have a fraction of the cases, hospitalizations, and deaths from commie cold?

This is what your brain looks like on CNN.

For anyone who thinks they’re smarter than her, just understand that you’ll never be able to compete with her list of accomplishments.

She works in retail guys. This was everything she hoped to do in life and she’s already done it. Time to fire out some Bat Girl crotch fruits.

When she’s not busy policing Worcester for out of state license plates Bat Girl spends her days suing companies.

Just as soon as she finds out what the AG’s office is.

She might not have any crotch fruits yet, but she does have a pet ferret who calls her Mommy.

Which is completely normal.

One of her animals apparently got poisoned or something, so she’s got another class action lawsuit going against Marshall’s and/or Petco.

Despite being a Batman diehard she won’t watch any of their movies because of feminism or movie theater shootings, or something.

She’s been a Karen long before commie cold came around though. Take for instance her crusade last summer to have people call the cops on trucks and buses using public roads.

She’s also got some Failure Swift in here, as she once tried and failed to get on America’s Got Talent.

And she likes to publicly dump on her husband Bat Boyardee for not making her coffee and waking her up before going to work.

It’s bad enough that she has “convoys” going down her street at 3 in the morning.

Let’s see what this convoy sounded like.

She’s filing a lawsuit against the City of Worcester over what appears to be a street sweeper for cleaning the streets at night instead of during the day when there’s traffic and cars on the road.

Cosplay Karen really is Failure Swift 2.0. And I’d love to get her on the Live Show tonight. Hit me up Megan.

 

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74 Comment(s)
  • Don Draper
    May 25, 2020 at 11:08 am

    This type of crazy? Wooooo….

    Let’s forget the trivial shit and focus on the most heinous part of the story:

    She wanted her husband to make coffee and wake her up before he goes to work?

    That is beyond criminal

    • MakeAmericaGreat
      January 31, 2021 at 9:35 pm

      Hubby might be a little PW’d…. doncha think?

  • Asking the hard questions
    May 24, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    She looks like a crazy dude. Can we just sink Mass into the sea now, please?

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 24, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    She doesn’t like noise?
    Move her next to a busy set of train tracks.

    Can you imagine the authorities coming out to listen to one of her many complaints. They are greeted by an adult female dressed like Bat-Girl. How would you avoid laughing in her face?

  • Don Cherry
    May 24, 2020 at 11:11 am

    Probably long overdue for a visit from summers eve.

  • Ivan Putski
    May 24, 2020 at 10:55 am

    Her nose looks like I got it with the Polish Hammer.

  • Josef Fritzl
    May 24, 2020 at 10:45 am

    She is no Target Tori

  • Reichsmarschall Karenkunt
    May 24, 2020 at 10:35 am

    Jawohl !

    Fräulein Newman has the perfect body & facial features we look for in female SS concentration camp guards. Unfortunately part of their duties are to verbally instill great fear in our prisoners, and clearly she will not be able to execute that function.

    Instead Fräulein Newman will be trained to teach members of the Jungmädelbund, otherwise known as the Female Hitler Youth Group. Given their young age, it is hoped they will not realize what a wack job she is. Nevertheless, will be watching the faces of these young Nazi’s for expressions that convey “WTF is she talking about?!”

    Heil Karen!

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    May 24, 2020 at 10:34 am

    I wonder if she knows Suzanne Muldowney, aka Underdog Lady?

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    May 24, 2020 at 10:07 am

    This is the look of liberal insanity. She needs a good stiff dick in her bat-cave.
    What a cunt !

    • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
      May 24, 2020 at 10:33 am

      disgrazia!

    • Stevie Flemmi
      May 24, 2020 at 5:36 pm

      If she were my stepdaughter….oh man

      • James "Whitey" Bulger
        May 24, 2020 at 7:02 pm

        I’d leave her in the dunes à la 1974

    • Tom Hagen
      May 24, 2020 at 11:34 pm

      Ray.Any Providence cunts call you out yet this weekend for
      not wearing a mask?

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 24, 2020 at 9:35 am

    She needs to give a sworn deposition as to how many rolls of toilet paper she has hidden in her Bat Cave.

    She looks like a hoarder.

    Asking for another retailer.

    • James "Whitey" Bulger
      May 24, 2020 at 7:00 pm

      I’d leave her in the dunes à la 1974

  • Rubber Duck
    May 24, 2020 at 9:13 am

    Ah, breaker one-nine, this here’s the Rubber Duck
    You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c’mon?
    Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure
    By golly, it’s clean clear to Flag Town, c’mon
    Yeah, that’s a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen
    Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
    Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy
    Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
    In a Kenworth pullin’ logs
    Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
    And a Jimmy haulin’ hogs
    We is headin’ for bear on I-one-oh
    ‘Bout a mile outta Shaky Town
    I says, “Pig Pen, this here’s the Rubber Duck
    “And I’m about to put the hammer down”
    ‘Cause we got a little ol’ convoy
    Rockin’ through the night
    Yeah, we got a little ol’ convoy
    Ain’t she a beautiful sight?
    Convooooooyyyyy!

  • Whack-a-Doo
    May 24, 2020 at 7:25 am

    This woman is a perfect example of why we need to reopen mental hospitals to warehouse people like her. She is a fucking loon who clearly is suffering from diminished mental capacity. After reading her insanity that she regularly posts, I believe she is a danger to society and probably to herself.

  • Olfactory Overload
    May 24, 2020 at 5:11 am

    Comic books, cheap plastic cosplay dress up and Marvel superhero worship. Sounds like a hot Saturday night date right there boyo. She definitely looks like she has some weird body smells. Pickled herring, rancid pimento loaf with a musk scented febreze plugin. Add on a spoiled Italian grinder with a side order of rice wine vinegar. Hard pass.

  • She's fugly
    May 23, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    Is she wearing a mask? I cannot tell….

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 23, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    it’s quite simple, really, bat-mine the highways and they’ll stop coming. i’m certain her basement/bat cave has a small factory cranking out IEDs for the first day of Summer.

    • Guinea Geisha
      May 23, 2020 at 11:02 pm

      My bat cave is protected by IUDs. Cuz it’s easier to shoot at a bullet proof vest than it is to unload the gun.

      • Silencio DoGood
        May 24, 2020 at 9:37 pm

        it’s all my sperm are talking about.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    May 23, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    Lake Quinsigamond.rope,two cinder blocks.

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 23, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    Sorry, Mask Enforcement Unit does not have a superhero division. Thanks for applying however. We do appreciate you reporting any violations however to our regular officers.

    So, nice pics today from down Cape Cod on main street. Nothing like seeing NO BUSINESS at 8pm on the start of the tourist season were you start making money to help offset the slow winter. Good job Charlie. Now, we can talk unemployment but how about underemployment when supermarkets, restaurants, Wal Mart, etc closes 3-8 hours earlier than normal?

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 23, 2020 at 10:03 pm

      Harwich had a fair share of out of state plates yesterday and i heard Chatham rentals are doing well, so we’ll see.

      • Do the Reich Thing
        May 23, 2020 at 10:48 pm

        WBZ showed a completely vacant shot of Woods Hole. Not a single car on the street. I hope you’re correct about other parts. Right now, I consider this summer shot. I am not ordering an ice cream 1hr ahead of time for pick up. I am sick of ordering a pizza, going there, having to call from the parking lot to have it brought to me.

        • Silencio Dogood
          May 23, 2020 at 11:02 pm

          dear god, you’re starting to crack, man! no pizza for you!

  • Hyman Roth
    May 23, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    I have a funny feeling that Mr. Ferret likes to play a
    few rounds of vaginal Rubik’s cube.

    • Greta Thunberg
      May 24, 2020 at 10:36 am

      How Dare You!!!

  • Cocky Balboa
    May 23, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    Aye yo she’s guano, ya’ll know kind of bat shit, but I’d still beat her pussy up

  • Archie Bunka
    May 23, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    The last time CT and NY were red states, there were only 2 genders and Barry Soetoro was studying here on a foreign student visa.

  • A Nice Warm Bowl Of Wuhan Market Bat Soup
    May 23, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    What a cunt! (Credit to R.P.)

  • Ted Kennedy
    May 23, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    I think i read that she doesn’t have any children in this article, idk I’m on cocktail #4. I can’t believe I read that she has a husband! That dude needs to be shamed, can you believe marrying this waste of a human life, reading that she’s bitching about the husband not waking her up and providing her a cup of coffee? Wow, she isn’t even worthy of being called a cunt. This thing deserves a name and a slur even more degrading than being a cunt. What a waste of oxygen

  • Did someone say Marshalls???
    May 23, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    Her and David Leavitt would be a match made in heaven!

  • Yawwwwnnn
    May 23, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    Wow. You’re hurtin for stuff to write about hmm. How is this even a blog? Some dumb bitch posted a dumb comment on FB. At least the other one had some fisticuffs. Gimme a break. Why does anyone give a half a shit about this dumbass cunts dumbass post

    • Bristol The Bat Bitch
      May 24, 2020 at 1:59 am

      Shut the fuck up Kate and Go suck Batgirls Batlips…. for fucks sakes!

      So goddamn Predictable.

    • jobrienxxx176
      Follow your M.O.
      May 24, 2020 at 9:07 am

      Kate, why don’t you just do with your comments like you do with you kids- Just Give It Up

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    May 23, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    I stand with Megan Newman. I laud her no one in, no one out, state lockdown edict. #We’re All in This Together.
    Megan, I’m a lawyer. Although I am not licensed in Ma to practice, this has never stopped me before. I will gladly take on your ferret lawsuit.Let’s take on the big ferret food, industrial complex!

  • Disgusted Jerry
    May 23, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    Hellllllooo Newman

  • Liberal Extremist
    May 23, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Agree, TB. We need open borders.

  • PK
    May 23, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    This girl is a MUST to be on your show! Good luck!

  • al capoon
    May 23, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    TL:DNR fuk dis

  • Frank
    May 23, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    Social media turned ramblings of lunatics into the truth

    • ElJefe72
      May 23, 2020 at 7:12 pm

      Social media is the devil’s work.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 23, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    YAWN……. Just a goth chick who frequents costume stores, hangs around with Adam Lanza types, and plays xbox 14 hours a day, and would give you a hummer if you let her rip all of your insane clown posse CD’s…..

  • ElJefe72
    May 23, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    If you’re going to be wearing tight-fitting superhero costumes, you might want to get rid of your gut first.

  • Bloop
    May 23, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    Someone’s a grumpy sidekick. Time to change the batteries in her Batadildo.

  • Varsity player
    May 23, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Who the fuck wants to go to Worcester
    It’s full of spics apes and white trash

  • Not Amused
    May 23, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    Ship her off to Wuhan so she become bat soup

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    May 23, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    Hubby didn’t wake her up because he couldn’t wait to get the fuck outta there ! Apparently she hasn’t figured that out yet.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 23, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    If time does indeed create more converts than reason… we could be waiting awhile.

  • Snarky Pete
    May 23, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    This virus is turning Democrats into nativists and xenophobes. I love it.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 23, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    Anyone wondering where the term BAT shit crazy from?

    Look no further.

  • hartf811
    Batshit Crazy
    May 23, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    Batshit crazy

  • Michael Collings
    5150_mike
    May 23, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    I just got back from complaining at enterprise. They gave me a white Nissan Altima with New York plates and when I read this article I knew something was wrong and I had a fake rental car.
    Unfortunately they didn’t know what I was saying so I showed them the article and laughed as I stormed out telling them that they would be hearing from my attorney!

  • Poetic justice
    May 23, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    Jew York should be treated like Gaza. It’s America’s aushwitz now.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    May 23, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    When a girl wears a mask like that, she needs to wear a bullet bra too.

  • misunderstanding
    May 23, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    its cool they b picking up dah welfare and unployment checks and droppn da fentanul n heroin n go back to new york hartford n jersey

  • Really Now
    May 23, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    How many people have had autopsies done on family members to prove they died od Covid 19? That would be zero, They die and its automatically attributed to 19. That’s part of the plan man….

  • Art Flaherty
    Female SuperZero
    May 23, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Ill bet this babe will pop off someday to the wrong person. That utility belt will be use to beat her over her head. Delusional!

  • Southie Changed I didn’t
    May 23, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Most of these women are certified crazy. As they say on the street “ they have papers to prove it”. (I Guarantee she done her three day minimum at Bridgewater or McLean) That’s why she works “full time” in retail. No one is hiring 40 hour employees to work retail on the books because now you have to offer these lunatics health benefits and retirement (401k) plans…Full time in retail is usually 30 hours a week but most employers won’t schedule you for more than 26 so you won’t run over in an emergency. That’s why this dumb Kunt (who thinks NY and CT are Red States. Lol) has to work 3 jobs…FB and Twitter has helped crazy find crazy

  • Robin
    May 23, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    TO THE BATCAVE

  • Bindi
    May 23, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    Serious questiona asking for Karen. Is she white or Indian? I couldn’t tell with that huge bindi on her eight head. A shit pilot could land an Airbus on that thing and even has the bullseye so you cant miss!

  • It's a bird, it's a plane, its bat cunt
    May 23, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    Someone should do the world a favor and cut the subsea internet cable. It might actually save humanity! On another note, she looks like shes smoked an awful lot of dmt!
    Poor husband no wonder why he sneaks out of the house when leaving for work. Bitch looks mongoloid with make up on now imagine having to wake that thing up in the morning with no make up on. Dude must have been really desperate to marry that bird. Either that or hes an undercover cock sucker and is using her to look like a normal man. Jokes on him because that just makes him look more guilty! What a fukin weirdo.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    May 23, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    What a fu kin fruit cake, how did she escape from the psych ward?

    • Da Fuq
      May 23, 2020 at 7:12 pm

      Arkham Asylum does not have very good security.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    May 23, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) She looks like a tranny. She / He / Ze…. fucking whatever.
    2). Meanwhile, her and her posse of Superheros gather in parking lots, “social distancing”. If anyone should stay home, it’s a fat tranny who dresses up as a super hero on the weekends.
    3) She has a FB video (circa 10 months ago) showing a construction vehicle (she cannot properly identify) driving by her house at 3am. She says something akin to “City of Worcester, I’m filing a lawsuit tomorrow, we’re going to war”. I’m curious how her ‘lawsuit’ went.
    4) Her husband looks like a fucking chud. I mean, Fuck, can he see his own willie?

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    May 23, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Holy shit this woman is a lunatic. You absolutely know that she has her attorney on retainer and is ready to file a lawsuit against you for “deformation“ LOL and the infamous “slander“. Although who knows maybe she will call them by their correct terms but I doubt it. What an absolute moron anybody who dresses up as batgirl has a litter of ferrets while working in retail clearly has life by the balls but hey turtle boy what are your accomplishments? LOL

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's toupee
    May 23, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    These people cause global warming. It’s obvious her grasp on reality is tenuous as well. This is the 85% of the mindless followers who police people to wear useless masks as well. Then they touch every product and put it back before picking nose and using the transaction pad to complete sales with the same card they use for last six months.

  • JOE Senile Sexual Predator Racist BIDEN
    May 23, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Since when are Ct and NY considered to be red states.
    Am I missing something?

  • Stunt Penis
    May 23, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    What’s the over/under on how many cats she owns?

    • Moe Greene
      May 23, 2020 at 8:09 pm

      Feline over/under:
      Over 11
      Under 8

  • Casino Scum
    May 23, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Would NOT, even with the mask! And that’s saying A LOT since I have very little in the way of standards.

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