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Worcester Juice Biscuits Post Videos Of Their Baby Driving Moving Vehicle On Baby Daddy’s Lap, Smoking Blunts, Blowing Smoke In His Face

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This is Maria Tascano and her boo Jeremy Jack from Worcester:

She has four children, including a baby, but only has custody of the most recent one because of her ample supply of Google trophies, which include prizes for assault and batter with a dangerous weapon, vandalizing property…

More vandalizing property, and leaving the scene of an accident after property damage:

And she always commemorates her court days with the mandatory courthouse selfie:

His trophy cabinet is bigger and more diverse than hers. Notches in his portfolio include assault and battery on a family member (her), violation of an abuse prevention order (on her):

Larceny over $250:

Gaming in public, trespassing…..

and of course assault and battery not on a family member:

Good thing they reproduced.

Jeremy of course goes by “Slimboy Jeremy” on the Facebook machine, and his profile picture is a video of him flashing $20 bills dubbed over with…….

100 emojis. Never saw that one coming.

Shockingly they are wicked great parents. For instance, here’s a video they recently posted of him driving with his child, who is less than a year old, sitting on his lap in a moving vehicle, as well as the two of them smoking blunts in bed while sitting with the baby:

Shocking that they use the dog filter too:

Never saw that one coming.

Obviously this is troubling because babies are supposed to be in rear facing carseats at that age. Of course this is only for responsible, law abiding parents who aren’t collecting taxpayer funded food stamps. I can already hear the butthurts whining, “why do you assume they’re on food stamps turtle fucker? Racist much?” We assume they’re on food stamps because people like this reproduce simply because they know the taxpayers will reward them with free shit for their horrible life decisions, over and over again. And right on cue:

It’s a WIC gift basket. Never doubt the turtle.

Videos like this make me sick. Poor kid had no choice who his parents would be. And this is what he’s born into. I got nothing against smoking blunts, just don’t do it while holding your baby. Oh, and maybe don’t put your child on your lap while driving a car either.

According to Maria, who goes by Bella Rubia on Facebook, the video was the fault of some “ugly assless troll family” (because she might endanger her child but at least she’s got a fat ass) who has “edited pictures of my man with her kids added to the picture,” and has also “broke into his snapchat and posted fake little I love u’s”:

Notice that nowhere in there does she deny or address the fact that she filmed her baby sitting on her chudstuffer’s lap while he drove a vehicle. That’s not a big deal. What is a big deal is a jealous ass ho who allegedly hacked into his snapchat and posted the video as some sort of jilted baby momma revenge.

I’m sure they worked this whole thing out while watching Meet the Press this morning and discussing how the tax cuts will affect them.

In July of 2016 she posted about how the cops were at her house because her baby daddy was beating on her:

But it’s all good because it will “only happen once”:

Oh, and it happened right before her birthday:

And for her birthday she got an abuse prevention order that would be flagrantly disregarded so that she could procreate with him in the future.

Naturally less than two weeks later she announced that he had “proposed” to her, presumably by giving her a ring he traded in for some crack at a Main South pawn shop:

Now, when most women announce their engagements on Facebook they get hundreds of likes and comments, supporting this momentous life decision.

But if you get comments like this, you should probably reconsider your life decisions:

Don’t get confused about all the assaulting of women though. He’s a great person who just occasionally does “stupid ass shit”:

Plus, she fucked him up too:

Now that they brought a child into this world she has earned the right to lecture others about what true love is:

And you know she means business because SHE USED CAPS LOCK!!

She also lectures other people about how men who hit women are “pussy ass motherfuckerz”

And she warns others about the dangers of deadbeat dads:

Yet…..she’s still with the deadbeat who beat the shit out of her. Makes sense.

Of course this is just the kind of thing you have to put up with in order to get good d…..

Oh, and don’t be messaging her man and telling her that she’s been hitting up Mambo Drink either….

And stay out her inbox:

If you do then you finna cash deez handz:

Because she ain’t no temporary beyoch:

She a hustler:

All of her Grafton Hill rivals be taking home losers, unlike her:

She don’t need no man anyway:

The gangsta thing apparently is a new phase of her life as well:

Turns out she’s straight out the burbs:

And when she’s not posting videos of her child driving a car, or writing Tinder hoodbait on her Facebook page you can find her posting pictures weighing herself:

Hitting up the gym:

Doing glamour shots:

In Main South….

Being a bad bitch:

Breaking dem neck with her selfie skills and junk in the trunk

And offering friendly reminders that she has “no filter eva”:

Because the rest of her posts didn’t make that abundantly clear already.

Anyway, I pray to God DCF workers are still following Turtleboy, even without our Facebook page, because this is the kind of blog that can lead to positive change. We don’t same people like this for the fuck of it. We shame them because they endanger innocent children, and as a widely read and highly respected media outlet people who have the power to intervene can help children like this get taken away from the animals who are raising them.

41 Comment(s)
  • Springtime Freshness at the low tide mark
    January 16, 2018 at 2:42 am

    Never considered it previously but a pressure washer might be useful during foreplay with this one.

  • Bo Didntly
    January 15, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    Hang that nigger and send that slut to re-education camp

  • Maria
    January 15, 2018 at 10:55 am

    You could have just emailed me Mom

  • Poor stink box
    January 15, 2018 at 9:59 am

    I have so much to say I don’t even know where to begin! I guess I will start with the photoshop picture and the snap chats that “ are very much real.” You need to wake the hell up and stop believing what this fool tells you. He is banging two other hoes right now. Why do you think you keep getting infections in your poon and how is it that I know? Your man tells people that your pussy stinks so bad even when you get right out the shower, it still smells. That’s bad. Maybe it’s because you can’t reach it under that big gut of yours! And your ring! Lmfao! Did it come in a box? Did you get a diamond certification. No? Oh that’s right, stolen shit don’t come that way. You got a big surprise coming in a few months. And DCF should have your son by then, so slim will have plenty of time to be with his new baby, ya know the one he keeps telling you that is a lie. DNA doesn’t lie. I use to feel bad for you. But you can’t feel bad for stupid. I’m still trying to wrap my head around how he don’t fall inside you while your fkn, does he got a rope around his ankle for someone to pull him out just Incase? Slim loves that pull out game he just isn’t very good at it.. as you will soon see in a few months. By the way, how does he beat your ass when you got 60 pounds on him. Shit just sit on his chest pull your panties to the side and the stench of fish should be enough to knock him out, if the green discharge don’t first. But there’s one thing about this that upsets me. I feel bad for one person and that’s daddy boy. You blow blunts in his face and hide drugs in his diaper. I can’t wait till DCF does their job and takes that baby from you. And just a heads up baby girl, I sent them a email and attached this article to it. Someone needs to help and love this baby even if your stink ass isn’t. Gonna be a exciting few months to come Bella. Can’t wait. Can you

  • Bradley Higgins
    January 15, 2018 at 8:13 am

    Slimboy sure has changed since we rowed together at MIT. He was always really competitive and would work extra hard at everything to gain his father’s approval. One year he was in charge of the charity golf tournament and we barely raised enough money to cover the cost of the event. He was never the same after that. I believe that had something to do with him not returning to finish his senior year.

    • Didi’s baby Daddy that DOES WHAT HE WANTS WHEN HE WANTS
      January 15, 2018 at 8:53 am

      Slimboy got raped by my mans in the pen yo. We changed his name too Jacqueline Jacks-Off in the yard. He was quick too drop them draws for the whole cell block. I sold him too my homeboy for $20 in canteen and 4 stamps, he got treated like Riley Reid AND Sasha Grey by all my niggas yo. Dat nigga a bitch.

      • Bradley Higgins
        January 15, 2018 at 9:00 am

        Dear goodness! That would explain why he never reported to his internship at Goldman Sachs! I figured the chap might have taken the summer abroad to clear his mind.

  • Didi Delgado’s Baby Daddy
    January 15, 2018 at 7:20 am

    I’d fuck her up the ass and then let her suck the nut out. Just saying, I love fat white ratchet asses. I need too give EGYPT another sibling. I can’t keep having Anal with Didi’s mouth, I ran out of lube and she left teeth chomper marks on my Meat log.

    • T-Rev.
      January 16, 2018 at 12:50 am

      DDBD,
      You best leave that work to the pros, son.
      -TR
      PS- Except for DD. You can have that flab glacier all to yourself.

  • aint sayin
    January 15, 2018 at 6:29 am

    I aint sayin my name but she knos who I am an she stupid. When Slimboy aint with her hes with me and he tell me he luv me an I’m havin his baby and that stupid hoe dont even kno!

    He dont even luv her he jus usin her lol!

    • Didi’s baby Daddy that DOES WHAT HE WANTS WHEN HE WANTS
      January 15, 2018 at 8:48 am

      Shit, you can come over here with Maria and get a double dip. I can pull 2 happy endings out of me, Slimboy got touched in prison, Maria gets anal while you suck muh balls like Kyle from South Park. Maria is gonna give birth through her asshole after the creampizzle I deliver in her doofenshmizzle.

    • gross
      January 15, 2018 at 2:15 pm

      You’re fucking that savage? Why not just let a dog fuck you? It won’t beat you up or abuse your child, and it has more class, brains and a better smell than that coon. You’re fucking disgusting, you trash twat.

  • Sally from the Valley
    January 15, 2018 at 6:04 am

    OMG! I know this ho! And I heard her pussy stinks too! Damn must be true if I’m not the only one thats heard that. Stinky pussy Maria lol eeeeew

    Poor kid having a mother like that. No chance at being someone if he grows up with those parents. Another loser for this world, just like her daughter. Always locked up from fighting and being a little ho like her mother.

  • Angel
    January 15, 2018 at 2:48 am

    How are they not in jail and have the kid too ?

  • Lily
    January 14, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    Hey…who knew you could get an SUV, super gay skinny jeans, weed, and electric blue Jordans with an EBT card? Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet shit….ahhhhh Massachusetts! Everyone’s easy street.

  • Steven Stover
    January 14, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    The Great Society

  • KnowItAll
    January 14, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    Haha CHICKEN HEAD MARIA!! She fucked and sucked the most dicks on Graftin hill and plummley.. Her pussy stinks too..Wow if thats your baby mom you stupid!!

  • Daisy Mae
    January 14, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    Are you kidding me!?!? She was a fucking whore in high school!!!! Fucking giving blow jobs to all the hood boys in middlr school. She was fucking just about the entire football team by 9th grade. Doesnt suprise me shes still a ghetto hoodrat hole for the gansta wannabes to use…..give it time, this baby will be taken away just like the others.

    • Andre
      January 14, 2018 at 8:43 pm

      This guy used to pay crack heads to wash his car!! One time he came through when I worked for a car wash and tried to make me do a bunch of work, that cost money, for free and I told him straight up to go fuck hjmself because of how rude he was! He’s not hard he just plays the part! Also he tried to steal $800 worth of wash tickets and I had to confront him about it! We even captured him in broad daylight him taking the cash bag and walking away with it! He is forever a scumbag! TBS if you need some more dirt I got you!!

    • Tuna n a box
      January 15, 2018 at 1:01 am

      Sounds like ur jealous. Your ugly ass couldn’t get shit!

  • Uncle Randy
    January 14, 2018 at 7:47 pm

    These people aren’t our best. Believe me, folks.

  • SSTG Hot
    January 14, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    She has a degree in what? I missed that part. You’re not implying she’s uneducated…

    • Finn
      January 14, 2018 at 8:26 pm

      She has a degree in “Rachetry” with a minor in “Free my Boi”. Phoenix College.

  • pete's sake
    January 14, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    “Anyway, I pray to God DCF workers are still following Turtleboy…”

    You guys did a blog with a DCF employee…how about calling that guy up? Or, pick up the phone and pass this on to DCF yourself (since you have the pertinent details)?

    Why wait and ‘hope’ somebody from DCF gives more of a care about this situation than they do about the others on their caseloads?

    • Finn
      January 14, 2018 at 7:58 pm

      For fuck’s sake,

      “You guys did a blog with a DCF employee…how about calling that guy up? Or, pick up the phone and pass this on to DCF yourself (since you have the pertinent details)?”

      So aside from writing this up and publishing the story (they *are* a blog) – it’s also TBS’s responsibility to follow up with DCF as well? I think you’ve missed the point of TBS’s blog.

      “Or, pick up the phone and pass this on to DCF yourself (since you have the pertinent details)?”

      And you can too. TBS *has* shared all the “pertinent” details. What else do you need to know?

      Finn

      • pete's sake
        January 14, 2018 at 8:12 pm

        “So aside from writing this up and publishing the story (they *are* a blog) – it’s also TBS’s responsibility to follow up with DCF as well? I think you’ve missed the point of TBS’s blog. ”
        I think YOU have missed the point of this blog – it is not “Be a soapbox for self righteous, condescending comments by somebody called ‘Finn.'”

        Not TBS responsibility, but, it would seem to be the RIGHT thing to do to contact DCF.

        “And you can too. TBS *has* shared all the “pertinent” details.”
        How do you know that TBS has shared all pertinent details? Did you write the blog? (That might explain your defensiveness and need to comment a billion times on every article.)

        • Finn
          January 14, 2018 at 8:23 pm

          For fuck’s sake,

          It’s also the “RIGHT” thing for YOU to do since you know as much as they do.

          “How do you know that TBS has shared all pertinent details? Did you write the blog? (That might explain your defensiveness and need to comment a billion times on every article.)”

          You know as much as TBS does on this story. Why would you think they’re holding back additional information?

          BTW — nope – didn’t write it. And “no” – I don’t have an inside knowledge at all. I don’t know anyone at TBS. I’m flattered you think I do – but I don’t. I’m just astute at my observations. #humblebrag #sueme

          For the record – I know I don’t comment any more than anyone else. I just happen to use the same handle/email – always. I’m not here to make friends and be popular. I. don’t. care.

          Suck it Pete,
          Finn

        • Tascano Jealousy
          January 14, 2018 at 11:33 pm

          Pete,
          Don’t expect anything original from Finn, he just a poo’ puppet that regurgitates what TBS puts out. From what I have read, it has something to do with mommy issues and a ferocious appetite for man love. See, you can’t reason with a teen/prepube adult that is still closeted, spreads the opinion of others like a lab rat hitting a lever for a food pellet, and keeps fingering his own butt hole because it is not pleased on a personal preference basis. Someday Pete, Ol’ Finn will have that sufficient of amount of Slimboy Jeremy juke resting in his anal quiver cave, and he will put out an actual unique thought. Until then, we can only expect these 2nd hand gobs of TBS ratchetisms from him. There is hope though, there’s ample penis to go around even this lonely soul. #shaft#finn#ingenious#noGF

  • Yuck
    January 14, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    Absolute fucking scum.

    Hey fattie: your ass is so fucking big it has two zip codes. Fucking disgusting fat pig. Ugh.

  • Dave Lind
    Dave
    January 14, 2018 at 7:28 pm

    I would love to watch her run on a treadmill for 10 minutes. That would be enjoyable. But on a more serious note…get that Red Sox hat off your head you waste of oxygen, and go find a Bulls hat. Great way to disgrace the Sox, F’n lowlife

  • They call me Ponch
    January 14, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    It was that fucking defective Takata airbag that killed my bebe’!

    ( * dang you called that Steelers game!)

  • Barry
    January 14, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    Rock. Fucking. Bottom.

  • Finn
    January 14, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    Bella Rubio,

    I truly hope you have your child taken away from you. You’re more concerned about posting memes about “standing by your man” (aka that piece of shit) than the welfare of your child.

    Buckling a kid up in a car (unfortunately) doesn’t always guarantee a safe outcome in the event of an accident – but it DOES givee the best odds of keeping the child safe. What your “man” did was GUARANTEE your child would NOT survive. It’s pure physics that the child will go through the window (and you only have to be hit < 20 mph). But that looked so cute – right? Anything for you man? Btw — have you ever seen a baby being pulled out a car wreck? Wind shield? Not so cute.

    Smoking pot with the baby – awww… you two are so bad ass. By all means, do what ever it takes to put your needs first and not worry about what your child is inhaling. I can't wait to see the judge's reaction to your parenting skills. I know I'll be forwarding this to the prosecutor and CPS.

    Something tells me you'd be happier without a kid. All focus could be on you. Sure, you'd miss the government handouts – but ultimately, you really just wanted the guy. Your world revolves around of selfies, rachet friends (who are just like you), drugs, posting stupid memes, and collecting Google trophies. You don't know how to behave nor make sane decisions for you or your baby.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

    • Maria Maria smh
      January 15, 2018 at 10:28 am

      She already had four children taken from her. Daddy boy will be number 5. The extent this tuna can goes to trying to keep a man that belongs to anyone with two tits a hole and a heart beat is unreal! We’re talking infection after infection. Picture after picture all for her to say it was a fake picture, or she got the poon infection from soap. If she washed her poon with soap it might not smell like a trout. But from what I’ve heard that smell has been there with her from the rip. She is all about her “black man Slim” her own words..Too bad the feeling isn’t the same. Maria is a sad excuse for a mother. She should have never been allowed to keep that baby. If they were to drug test that child he would have THC in his system. Don’t get me wrong I love my bud too. But I would never smoke with a child in my arms or even in the same room. This baby has been high since conception! I’m glad to know you will be informing DCF. I already did and few others I know. Could care less what these shit bags do to each other but that baby don’t need to be a part of it.

      • Finn
        January 15, 2018 at 11:10 am

        She has 5 kids??? YIKES!

        Her Facebook is one big yelling fest. Her latest entry :

        “FOR WHO KNOWS ME ,FOR WHOS BEEN AROUND ME…KNOWS ALL MY KIDS ARE WELL TAKEN CARE OF.ALWAYS HAVE BEEN…”

        Just not by her. They’re taken care of courtesy of the Commonwealth.

        “NEITHER DRINK,SMOKE OR DO DRUGS…”

        Right… that’s why I saw the pics of you twisted tea on your FB (don’t worry about deleting, I’ve got it) and you smoking with you shitbag guy and baby.

        “IF U WANNA LOOK AT ME SIDEWAYS BECAUSE OF MY KIDS FATHERS DOINGS AND ME LIGHTING HIS SMOKE”

        Why do you need to light his blunt? Is he disabled? Oh wait – he’s holding the baby. Makes sense that he can’t light it for himself. A+ parenting skills Maria.

        ” I CANT CHANGE UR MIND..”

        Yet, here you try, instead of worrying about your kid.

        “MOSTLY EVERYONE (IM AN EXCEPTION) SMOKES BUD”

        You’re no exception. We’ve all seen the video. This isn’t about weed. It’s about your lack of parenting skills.

        “AND AGAIN I STILL HAVENT SEEN THE VIDEO WHERE HES BLOWING SMOKE IN THE BABIES FACE”

        You’re in luck! It’s on this page! I see what you did though with the “blowing smoking in the baby’s face” – nice deflection. You guys were smoking weed with the baby on the bed with you. Same thing as blowing it in his face.

        “MY SON JJ HAS 3CARSEATS”

        You just don’t use them. Looks like that went right over your head.

        “EVEN THO HIS FATHER IS TAPPED AND ACTS LIKE A 15 YEAR OLD HE HAS TAKEN CARE OF HIM..IF IM AT FAULT FOR GOING TO WORK N JEREMY MAKING STUPID CHOICES WHILE WITH OUR CHILD”

        The father is *taped* with your son on his lap behaving like an abusive parent (that’s abuse – that’s not acting like a 15 year old). You *ARE* at fault after seeing the tape and taking no action.

        “ILL APOLOGIZE TO THE WORLD”

        Don’t – false apologies mean nothing.

        • Maria Maria smh
          January 15, 2018 at 11:29 am

          It’s never Maria’s fault. She gave her kids up for a man. And she is gonna do it again just wait and see. Notice how she doesn’t mention how her man is sleeping with other women and currently has a new baby in the way. Maybe after Maria loses her son maybe she can help slim take care of the new baby

  • sdofinsdfoin
    January 14, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    Come on DCF, do your job!

  • Crystal Thompson
    January 14, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    197 lb.? Well it’s under a deuce I suppose.

    • January 15, 2018 at 8:44 am

      What about the left side of her ass? That was only one side.

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